Sarah’s Day #5 Sour Nappy, Dog Crappy, Never Happy!

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Elements wouldn’t pay the $100k anyway, they’d just let her host it for free. I wonder if she knows they are fully booked and that is why she’s pulled out but pretending the wedding planner cancelled.

I think people are too busy to care about her right now and she’s not been getting the sponsorship wedding deals she wanted. So she’s panicking that she may have to pay.
 
She must have known that Elements is fully booked until 2022, at least, but I bet she decided to go there anyway with the hope of using her influencer status to get a (free) booking for next year. And it didn't work 😂😂 The planner has totally shut her down.

I wonder if her stories this morning were directed at the venue in a bid to override the planner's decision 🤔

It will be interesting going forward if she ever mentions Elements again or if her "second home" and "favourite place on earth" suddenly ceases to exist.
 
Do they have a mirror next to their bed so she can body check during? Probably 😂

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I immediately thought of the American Psycho mirror scene when you said this 💀 Could be Sarah flexing her non-existant bicep.

(Except Christian Bale has a better hairline than Sarah)
 
You guys are killing me with the sex commentary 😂 Thank you for the laughs.

Between her prolapse and his low testosterone, their bedroom is probably dead and they're not even married yet. Yikes!


omg killer, im cracking up. this is so funny

That poor man... get out while you can Kurt. You deserve to be sucked and fucked and you wont be getting that from old mate scumz
 
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I immediately thought of the American Psycho mirror scene when you said this 💀 Could be Sarah flexing her non-existant bicep.

(Except Christian Bale has a better hairline than Sarah)
I met a guy once at a party (very briefly) who swore he lived his life like this character. 😖😳 (except the killing part - but said this character best described him. ) Yuk.

omg killer, im cracking up. this is so funny

That poor man... get out while you can Kurt. You deserve to be sucked and fucked and you wont be getting that from old mate scumz
Ewwww hahahaha
 
Honestly given Sarah’s demographic is teenage girls between 13 - 18 I would be really surprised if Elements sponsored her wedding. It would just be a dumb business decision because as if any of her followers could afford a Byron wedding.

That rant about the cost of weddings was just embarrassing. It screamed ‘SPONSOR ME’. Get a grip Sarah and upload a few sponsored YouTube video. That’ll pay for your unoriginal Byron Bay wedding.
 
Honestly given Sarah’s demographic is teenage girls between 13 - 18 I would be really surprised if Elements sponsored her wedding. It would just be a dumb business decision because as if any of her followers could afford a Byron wedding.

That rant about the cost of weddings was just embarrassing. It screamed ‘SPONSOR ME’. Get a grip Sarah and upload a few sponsored YouTube video. That’ll pay for your unoriginal Byron Bay wedding.

It surprises me that she gets any sponsors at all. What do these companies think they will make off a bunch of teenagers? Her activewear seems to be the only thing that actually makes sense to market to a young audience. When she was sponsored by Mazda, I just kept wondering what they could possibly be getting out of the partnership. Not to mention she would be probably the most annoying person to ever “work” with.
 
Something definitely happened between the planner cancelling and then her suddenly shocked about the price. She does realize the tourism & hospitality industries are in major economic contraction because borders are closed & the whole of Australia is shut to international arrivals yeah? But she works so hard for her $ so someone please give her a free wedding even if you're on the brink of losing your business and livelihood because of a pandemic. Every time she mentions needing to buy something eg. a new pool it sounds like a cry for free tit, she is so pathetic :rolleyes:
 
My theory about her new relaxed approach is....

When Kurt was having bad anxiety (sibo) he asked her to be more relaxed and concentrate on the family more. Take days off and chill the f out. So she’s trying to pretend she likes it but the amount she brings it up.....she hates being away from describing every momentof the day to her audience.

Also - I think they read here and realised there was no availability until 2022. Rang to confirm, didn’t get special privileges, so cancelled the wedding planner themselves.
 
I know this is petty but it annoys me so much when parents of toddlers say they’re an ‘ocean baby, music baby, loves food’ and Sarah today ‘earth child’ - yeah most toddlers like most if not all those things at that age? Your kid playing with sand does not make them an ethereal, one with the earth, byron boho baby!! Next time he breathes she’ll say he’s an ‘air baby xx’
 
Maybe she should have called Elements and asked for a quote instead of spending, I don’t know $500+ a night in their hotels doing the same thing they do at home... meanwhile most like spreading covid.
Earlier I said look how happy she is bouncing around Elements because she’s #sponsored... and now Elements must have said no to her and she’s back to being a pissy sissy privileged child.
 
I know this is petty but it annoys me so much when parents of toddlers say they’re an ‘ocean baby, music baby, loves food’ and Sarah today ‘earth child’ - yeah most toddlers like most if not all those things at that age? Your kid playing with sand does not make them an ethereal, one with the earth, byron boho baby!! Next time he breathes she’ll say he’s an ‘air baby xx’

I hate this, too! Also, kids have a lot of personality, I know that, but she’s practically forcing certain personality types on Fox all the time. Imagine if he grows up to be an introvert who hates the outdoors - god forbid he doesn’t live up to his sUrFy GrOm oceanic name!!!
 
Here you go Scuz next time you think about whinging about your potential $100k wedding, having to eat processed snacks, missing a pilates class, how inconvenienced you are by a coffee shop being closed...over 1/4 million Australians could be starving by Xmas due to coronavirus. Step outside your bubble of privilege and pay attention to what is happening right now! :mad:



Better late than never (and way to be sincere bringing the kids into it)

Haha for a second I thought she was wishing Melbourne ppl could travel interstate and break social distancing guidelines like she did!
 
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