Sarah’s Day #42 Ham belly, life jacket blunder, Sunee custard looks like chunder

[pippyforyou]

if anyone is out in cronulla keep and eye out for scuz amd kurtle plz

Keep your eyes out for
1) car parks: look out for the rangey (with Sarah, Durt and Fox crammed in the back eating takeaway)
2) The curb, we all know sis loves to get take away and eat there
3) The deli section at Coles, looking for a big old ham belly

 

[TeaTimeSissys]

So… they can blank out their own number plate but no one else’s at the markets. How lovely of them.

 

[kij1997]

She. Looks. Awful!!

wow she really lacks any class or taste.
i don’t care how this sounds, but I JUST DONT GET how people can like her style or find her to be „aesthetic“. She really is the most basic witch of them all.

 

[anonymoushuman146]

Wonder why her dad is the only one not wearing a mask….

i went through her dads fb a while ago when we were speculating on her vax status (before restrictions eased) and came across a few interesting posts. he gives me the impression that he’d be anti vax (also keeping in mind the post he made about about disabled parking spots a while ago)

 

[TeamSwissSezzyLurker]

Keep your eyes out for
1) car parks: look out for the rangey (with Sarah, Durt and Fox crammed in the back eating takeaway)
2) The curb, we all know sis loves to get take away and eat there
3) The deli section at Coles, looking for a big old ham belly

You forgot to mention to check the holes in the fences where you may find a wild scared Sez and her traumatised offspring attempting to feed chickens with chard..or was it English Spinach? I don't remember. And for the respect of your dp, BEKERKK!

 

[Loh4]

Vlog
- Sarah stands like this
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- they're 30 minutes late to the market and then complain that the tree her parents picked is too small despite them saving her from having no tree
- Fox gets so excited by Santa it's ADORABLE.
- The Christmas market is literally the first 5 mins so who knows what rubbish the rest of this video will be about
- she goes through her organic shop. Drink every time she says grass fed.
THREE MINUTES SHE SPENDS SHOWING US HER FRUIT.
- your first advert for the least Christmassy pjs you can imagine! Buy them now folks and if you're lucky they'll arrive by January
- they have a sad brown potato bag Santa sack for Fox and are annoyed when he's not excited by it.
- they decorate the tree. It's bland.
AND FINALLY THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.....
CURLY HAIR REVEAL
(because it's in her vlog I'm gunna assume it's sponsored, let's find out)
ffs it's an Esmi skin ad
And it's over

Wonder if fox had an accident in their bed again, doesn’t look like there is any fitted or top sheet on the bed just mattress showing..

 

[doowahdiddy]

I can’t be bothered to scroll back but whoever posted the throwback pic sent me deep into the depths of Sarah’s insta.
Things I noted:
1. Still come pics of Mitch who I’d never seen before.
2. She used to HEAVILY filter and photoshop her photos.
3. Her natural beauty peaked before Kurt but even up until around the time she had Fox I think she was still really pretty.
4. Photos attached - she used to have really good personal style!! Sarah if you’re reading this, go back! Even though some of it was White Fox, it wasn’t trash looking.
5. She’s always had thin hair but she used to style it soooo much better

Update to add: a honeydew is not lunch and has like zero cals. Also the thigh gap thing has been an issue for ages but this one was particularly shocking

And photo of her natural hair (without extensions) looking nicely styled for once!

 

[lycheemartini]

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She has such a Mary Kate Olsen vibe going on in this photo.

 

[guruhooroo]

4. Photos attached - she used to have really good personal style!! Sarah if you’re reading this, go back! Even though some of it was White Fox, it wasn’t trash looking.

I’m really sorry to say this but I would consider those photos to be examples of how Sarah doesn’t have a good sense of style or fashion. All of those outfits are so generic and safe, I wouldn’t notice someone wearing that in a crowd. Just very generic and bland and boring. Kind of like Sarah haha. The outfits aren’t explicitly bad but I would never look at those outfits and think to myself “wow I must get style and fashion tips from her!”

 

[lolwhatisthisplace]

GUYS SOMEONE FOUND THE DRESS!!! $470 WHAT THE duck AND ITS SO UGLY UGH her privilege is oozing out of her in this dress

 

[catchat]

I feel like she drags that cutout of Kurt out all the time to shame him for not still having the body that she deems appropriate.

 

[Spanner14]

GUYS SOMEONE FOUND THE DRESS!!! $470 WHAT THE duck AND ITS SO UGLY UGH her privilege is oozing out of her in this dress

Some people don't learn that just because something is expensive doesn't mean it's good

Calling themselves a 'grom family' again
Also God forbid Sarah does a post where she's actually nice to Kurt but no it's still a nag about him hiding from her being in loo

 

[AgatheC]

I can’t be bothered to scroll back but whoever posted the throwback pic sent me deep into the depths of Sarah’s insta.
Things I noted:
1. Still come pics of Mitch who I’d never seen before.
2. She used to HEAVILY filter and photoshop her photos.
3. Her natural beauty peaked before Kurt but even up until around the time she had Fox I think she was still really pretty.
4. Photos attached - she used to have really good personal style!! Sarah if you’re reading this, go back! Even though some of it was White Fox, it wasn’t trash looking.
5. She’s always had thin hair but she used to style it soooo much better

Update to add: a honeydew is not lunch and has like zero cals. Also the thigh gap thing has been an issue for ages but this one was particularly shocking

And photo of her natural hair (without extensions) looking nicely styled for once!

$3 for half a melon too?? How is that not expensive!!

 

[amayarae10]

Some people don't learn that just because something is expensive doesn't mean it's good

Calling themselves a 'grom family' again
Also God forbid Sarah does a post where she's actually nice to Kurt but no it's still a nag about him hiding from her being in looView attachment 910488 q

"it's his dream to go snowboarding their..." LOL and she was going to be a teacher.

 

[chedragonfly]

Same same.

Abby’s like, “da duck?”

she has to be trolling at this point right?

 

[bonni03]

Some people don't learn that just because something is expensive doesn't mean it's good

Calling themselves a 'grom family' again
Also God forbid Sarah does a post where she's actually nice to Kurt but no it's still a nag about him hiding from her being in looView attachment 910488 q

The “blah blah blahhhh” is so typical Sarah with her hand motions and eye roll

 

[Jeffery]

So did they go anywhere, or did she buy a $470 dress to go have a picnic?

 

[Nodi504]

Why is she always flipping Kurt off? I get that it’s just “banter”, but it makes their relationship seem more sibling-like. Brotherhusband is definitely more fitting.

 

[shaaanxosucks]

Sunee be like:

Sarah : I AM SEZ. SEZ I AM. DO YOU LIKE VEGAN EGGS AND OVERCOOKED HAM?

Tattlers : I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SEZ-I-AM, I DO NOT LIKE VEGAN EGGS AND OVERCOOKED HAM.

: WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE?

: I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE VEGAN EGGS AND OVERCOOKED HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SEZ-I-AM.

: WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN A BEIGE HOUSE?
WOULD YOU LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE?

: I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BEIGE HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE VEGAN EGGS AND OVERCOOKED HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SEZ-I-AM.

: WOULD YOU EAT THEM IN A BOX?
WOULD YOU EAT THEM WITH FOX?

: NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH FOX.
NOT IN A BEIGE HOUSE. NOT WITH A MOUSE.
I WOULD NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE.
I WOULD NOT EAT VEGAN EGGS AND OVERCOOKED HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SEZ-I-AM.

: WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? IN A CAR?
EAT THEM! EAT THEM! HERE THEY ARE.

: I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A CAR.

: YOU MAY LIKE THEM. YOU WILL SEE.
YOU MAY LIKE THEM IN MY RANGEY!

: I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN YOUR RANGEY.
NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH FOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BEIGE HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE VEGAN EGGS AND OVERCOOKED HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SEZ-I-AM.

 

[amayarae10]

Sunee be like:

Sarah : I AM SEZ. SEZ I AM. DO YOU LIKE VEGAN EGGS AND OVERCOOKED HAM?

Tattlers : I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SEZ-I-AM, I DO NOT LIKE VEGAN EGGS AND OVERCOOKED HAM.

: WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE?

: I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE VEGAN EGGS AND OVERCOOKED HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SEZ-I-AM.

: WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN A BEIGE HOUSE?
WOULD YOU LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE?

: I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BEIGE HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE VEGAN EGGS AND OVERCOOKED HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SEZ-I-AM.

: WOULD YOU EAT THEM IN A BOX?
WOULD YOU EAT THEM WITH FOX?

: NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH FOX.
NOT IN A BEIGE HOUSE. NOT WITH A MOUSE.
I WOULD NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE.
I WOULD NOT EAT VEGAN EGGS AND OVERCOOKED HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SEZ-I-AM.

: WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? IN A CAR?
EAT THEM! EAT THEM! HERE THEY ARE.

: I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A CAR.

: YOU MAY LIKE THEM. YOU WILL SEE.
YOU MAY LIKE THEM IN MY RANGEY!

: I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN YOUR RANGEY.
NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH FOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BEIGE HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE VEGAN EGGS AND OVERCOOKED HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SEZ-I-AM.

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