Sarah Burke #133 Don't be fooled by the stocks that I got , I'm still, I'm still Sarah from the Squat

[MaryinDonegal.]

Relationship advice from Sarah and Keet about date night - no thanks!

Also she's "not shitting on anyone who likes extravagant date nights, she just prefers simple"

So for anyone who wasn't around in the Brine (Brian) days, she used make him surprise her with date nights the whole time. Always dinners out or once a trip to Spain which she spent the whole bleeping thing moaning about being tired coz she was still wrecked from her 1 of 5 hen parties.

 

[Jinglecrackers]

I hate that I’m about to say this BOAT from what I know of the I-Donate platform the money goes directly to the charity when it’s linked like that . We set one up in work for a fundraiser in December and it had to be approved , we had to provide details of the charity status of the organisation we were donating to, and their banking details were used as the beneficiary. So even though it was ‘jingle crackers fundraiser for Burps eyebrow bumps liberation foundation’ all the donations went directly to the charity and no funds were ever resting in my account .
I am in no way defending that rotten cuNextTuesday - just wanted to put peoples mind at ease that she couldn’t shaft the charity.

 

[What's the crack?]

Relationship advice from Sarah and Keet about date night - no thanks!

Also she's "not shitting on anyone who likes extravagant date nights, she just prefers simple"

So for anyone who wasn't around in the Brine (Brian) days, she used make him surprise her with date nights the whole time. Always dinners out or once a trip to Spain which she spent the whole bleeping thing moaning about being tired coz she was still wrecked from her 1 of 5 hen parties.

It's rags to riches but in reverse

 

[cycleon]

Relationship advice from Sarah and Keet about date night - no thanks!

Also she's "not shitting on anyone who likes extravagant date nights, she just prefers simple"

So for anyone who wasn't around in the Brine (Brian) days, she used make him surprise her with date nights the whole time. Always dinners out or once a trip to Spain which she spent the whole bleeping thing moaning about being tired coz she was still wrecked from her 1 of 5 hen parties.

One of their dates to ballyhass? Did he pick that or her? Burps in a wet suit

 

[Seamus]

Relationship advice from Sarah and Keet about date night - no thanks!

Also she's "not shitting on anyone who likes extravagant date nights, she just prefers simple"

So for anyone who wasn't around in the Brine (Brian) days, she used make him surprise her with date nights the whole time. Always dinners out or once a trip to Spain which she spent the whole bleeping thing moaning about being tired coz she was still wrecked from her 1 of 5 hen parties.

I laughed so hard at this.....Sarah burp giving relationship advice! Her advice is as bad as she looks.....

 

[#obsssessed]

So they didn’t even go sit in a restaurant they had a chipper in the car?? I know most people who get the opportunity to have their kids minded like to go out and do something nice Not a bleeping bag of chips while listening to Deirdre Barlow in my dented ‘jeep’

 

[Taylor17]

She repeats herself constantly. They cleaned the house and went to the chipper. It was a perfect day. If Brian pitched that kind of a day to herself a few years ago she would have killed him. He got chewed out of it if he measured the milk in her tea incorrectly. She's not mataaarialistic anymore because they haven't a bob to their names. Teet was probably drooling over Cameron Diaz in the holiday movie

 

[corkgurl]

I wonder who got taken on a fancy date night to say she isn’t in to them .
I’m all for a easy life these day can’t stand a hangover but if I had no kids I’d like to get out the house. even that Chinese on the Lough could they not of sat in there .
But They chatted and Laughed

 

[Wexy123]

So they didn’t even go sit in a restaurant they had a chipper in the car?? I know most people who get the opportunity to have their kids minded like to go out and do something nice Not a bleeping bag of chips while listening to Deirdre Barlow in my dented ‘jeep’

They could have done that when they had the kids like A takeaway and a movie, how amazing And the kids being "minded", would it kill her to say Luke is with his dad or what

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

One of their dates to ballyhass? Did he pick that or her? Burps in a wet suit

View attachment 3330681 q

The fake LV Settle yourself there J-Lo you're gone on a day trip to Ballyhass not vacationing in The Hamptons.

The notions of this one, she cracks me up

 

[influnzerhun]

So glad to hear they chatted lol

 

[Tammys]

Jezs she keeps repeating herself
And that fake little cough.
Trying so hard to cover up the fact she hasent a Bob to her name.

 

[Wexy123]

The fake LV Settle yourself there J-Lo you're gone on a day trip to Ballyhass not vacationing in The Hamptons.

The notions of this one, she cracks me up

But she's not one bit materialistic

 

[KerryLady]

I hate that I’m about to say this BOAT from what I know of the I-Donate platform the money goes directly to the charity when it’s linked like that . We set one up in work for a fundraiser in December and it had to be approved , we had to provide details of the charity status of the organisation we were donating to, and their banking details were used as the beneficiary. So even though it was ‘jingle crackers fundraiser for Burps eyebrow bumps liberation foundation’ all the donations went directly to the charity and no funds were ever resting in my account .
I am in no way defending that rotten cuNextTuesday - just wanted to put peoples mind at ease that she couldn’t shaft the charity.

That's good to know, Boat I still wouldn't trust her on a normal day. Saint Burke as you are

 

[countrygirl69]

wtf date night sitting in a car chatting I did that when I was a teenager I’m in my 40’s now she really is pathetic

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

But she's not one bit materialistic

She can't afford to be

 

[HumphreyB]

with her fake bags and fake jewelry

 

[KerryLady]

They have the most strongest relationship first Christmas as newlyweds and they having a bag of chips sitting in the car chatting would you be bothered. We all know tight arse Keet wouldn't pay for much. No doubt freebie night away incoming

 

[Get off my chest]

Relationship advice from Sarah and Keet about date night - no thanks!

Also she's "not shitting on anyone who likes extravagant date nights, she just prefers simple"

So for anyone who wasn't around in the Brine (Brian) days, she used make him surprise her with date nights the whole time. Always dinners out or once a trip to Spain which she spent the whole bleeping thing moaning about being tired coz she was still wrecked from her 1 of 5 hen parties.

See when shes giving her little sermons about keeping stuff simple and we dont need extravagant stuff etc..


She is literally just trying to convince herself of this... ! She is materialistic and she loves expensive stuff or looking like she has expensive stuff (BT boxes everywhere in her last squat etc )

Boat, cause shes broke and Keet isnt lavishing her in stuff , shes like "I'm not materialistic guysssss"

Sure hunny, we believe you

 

[jojoiseeya]

Ahhh nahhhh….. so newly wed and have no kids for the night boattt…. She blogged the date night and spent 99.9 % of the time talking to her phone Sayraa girl put the phone away and go ride your new husband gurl spend some kuality time with him without having to tell Instagram about it. Secondly blazers do NOT belong of hoodies go burn your blazer selection please. Thirdly your kween label advertising is not marked correctly. I’m sure I am not the first not one who has at least reported 5/6 this week alone. Can we give the people working on these report/complainants in the ASAI a break it is Christmas after all so mark your tat with ad. Fourthly….. your still a ct