Sarah Burke#131 Shut your hole about your wedding, clean your house & wash your bedding.

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Not being smart but her reels are absolutely shocking. She needs to go on some kind of course to learn how to present better. Absolutely apparent she has no management if this is the tit that she is churning out to promote her get rich quick schemes
 
work4aliving said:
God forbid burps have a business plan / sales plan ...she just reverts to her fake being stopped in the street and fake reviews , real people do not gush in reviews the way these huns do in their fake ones ! If she is seeing people wearing Queen why isint she taking pictures for some real content ..like real Queens fix each others crowns in real life !! She can't because the real people don't exist , the one person she has up wearing Queen is likely related / a family friend sent the stock !!
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Could you imagine her in the local enterprise centre for any grants her greedy mitts can grab?
“Yea mister looooook, a lady that does my brows for free fronted some money and a human Ken doll known for scamming comps, but that wa as misunderstanding everytime, anyways he got me a link in a sweat factory. So anyways yea *picks teeth* I got given a styleee of a jumphuh that was long enough to cover gunts because I’m pretending I lost weight for my other scam weight loss group, see I’m very entrepreneuriHUH-L me with 2 businesses/scams. Beddy my nanny my only friend inspired KWEEEN and I got it stitched on the jumphuh but I didn’t from any money and the factory couldn’t moat the leccky so they did it in the dark. Anyhoooo, so ya im selling via Instagram on a page that is called a domain name of a well known trademarked business but I don’t own that domain name because I’m trolls just hate me, not because I’m stupid . So my business site is at a different domain to my insta page but don’t let that out you off, barely anyone bar my fellow insta Huns promoting my brand get the domain wrong and send ppl elsewhere. So ya, I know once everyone sees the 6 round Burke dwarves in the jump hugs at the school gate or Aldi, they’ll all want one *scratches nose*. So ya just give me the €10k enterprise fund or duck off like, your opinion doesn’t matter, duck off like.
 
HawTea2.0 said:
Could you imagine her in the local enterprise centre for any grants her greedy mitts can grab?
“Yea mister looooook, a lady that does my brows for free fronted some money and a human Ken doll known for scamming comps, but that wa as misunderstanding everytime, anyways he got me a link in a sweat factory. So anyways yea *picks teeth* I got given a styleee of a jumphuh that was long enough to cover gunts because I’m pretending I lost weight for my other scam weight loss group, see I’m very entrepreneuriHUH-L me with 2 businesses/scams. Beddy my nanny my only friend inspired KWEEEN and I got it stitched on the jumphuh but I didn’t from any money and the factory couldn’t moat the leccky so they did it in the dark. Anyhoooo, so ya im selling via Instagram on a page that is called a domain name of a well known trademarked business but I don’t own that domain name because I’m trolls just hate me, not because I’m stupid . So my business site is at a different domain to my insta page but don’t let that out you off, barely anyone bar my fellow insta Huns promoting my brand get the domain wrong and send ppl elsewhere. So ya, I know once everyone sees the 6 round Burke dwarves in the jump hugs at the school gate or Aldi, they’ll all want one *scratches nose*. So ya just give me the €10k enterprise fund or duck off like, your opinion doesn’t matter, duck off like.
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The only thing wrong with that is only picked teet once and ya didnt burp 17 times or say one second!
 
msster said:
The same people that stop her in Aldi telling she looks great and has lost loads of weight her imagination is miticulous 🥱🥱🥱
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And the same one hasn't got a friend in the world apart from her family and is one of the most disliked people on Instagram I've ever come accross yet we are to believe that she is constantly approached by complete strangers 😂😂😂 If I saw someone in aldi wearing that Queen shite I'd be switching aisles fairly fast. I'd be thinking if they can go out in public dressed like that then what else are they capable of 😂😂😂😂
 
Gurrllls what is going on in Cark? Burps was stopped multiple times yesterday with ppl complementing her Qweeen outfits, dms galore etc. The nut job Caroline was in Cark too yesterday with ppl running up to her, shouting her name etc. And I personally had the misfortune of, literally, bumping into Tricia coming out of the Cork studios yesterday evening. I think there may be something wrong with me, because I wasn’t overcome with the need to shout her name or complement her on the monstrosity of the purple dress she was wearing. I did apologise for bumping into her, but she didn’t even look up from her phone to acknowledge me. I think I will avoid the city from now on. It’s not a safe place anymore. I only left Carrigaline to avoid seeing Droolie and her ferals. Cark is doomed. I may move to Kerry 🤣🤣
 
Give me Strength said:
Gurrllls what is going on in Cark? Burps was stopped multiple times yesterday with ppl complementing her Qweeen outfits, dms galore etc. The nut job Caroline was in Cark too yesterday with ppl running up to her, shouting her name etc. And I personally had the misfortune of, literally, bumping into Tricia coming out of the Cork studios yesterday evening. I think there may be something wrong with me, because I wasn’t overcome with the need to shout her name or complement her on the monstrosity of the purple dress she was wearing. I did apologise for bumping into her, but she didn’t even look up from her phone to acknowledge me. I think I will avoid the city from now on. It’s not a safe place anymore. I only left Carrigaline to avoid seeing Droolie and her ferals. Cark is doomed. I may move to Kerry 🤣🤣
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I haven’t lived in Cark in years but I’d be afraid to now. Between the BurkeDashians all over the NARTSIDE in their JUMPAH dresses and TEENY BEANIES, SCABBY twirling round OPHRA lane with her big hole , Droolz and her big Horse Head in her GARMENT with Herpes , SCAMMEN well scamming , you wouldn’t be safe on the streets. Oh yeah and Lizard be out canvassing for Sinn Fein 🤣🤣🤣
 
Erin2k said:
Imagine someone asking what the hell Queen is on your head all about. Well there was this 95 year old woman in Cork called Beddy who enjoyed a child's fish and chip meal with her granddaughter who took advantage of her basically ripped her off and didn't talk to her for months..
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I picked up a hat in Dunnes a couple of weeks ago. Didn’t pay much attention, just needed a hat and liked the colour. So far, three people have asked me why I have a K on my hat (my name does not begin with K). I’m like… no idea. Can imagine having the same conversation if it was Queen 😂😂
 
Shout out to Jade Moynihan for confirming that Burps is now gifting her tat to influencers 😂😂😂😂 So the few sales that we thought she got the other day weren't actually sales at all, she just sent jumphuhs to influencers 😂😂😂😂 Burps you are the gift that keeps on giving, drive it on girl!! Off to report sincerely Chelsea's story from yesterday now as she was clearly given one too but didn't mark it as gifted. Oh and jade won't put it on cos she has tan on (more like she wouldn't be seen dead in it 😂😂)
 
Wexy123 said:
Shout out to Jade Moynihan for confirming that Burps is now gifting her tat to influencers 😂😂😂😂 So the few sales that we thought she got the other day weren't actually sales at all, she just sent jumphuhs to influencers 😂😂😂😂 Burps you are the gift that keeps on giving, drive it on girl!! Off to report sincerely Chelsea's story from yesterday now as she was clearly given one too but didn't mark it as gifted. Oh and jade won't put it on cos she has tan on (more like she wouldn't be seen dead in it 😂😂)
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And wearing a 4tharc fleece advertising it Chelsea didn't put hers on either
 
Wexy123 said:
Shout out to Jade Moynihan for confirming that Burps is now gifting her tat to influencers 😂😂😂😂 So the few sales that we thought she got the other day weren't actually sales at all, she just sent jumphuhs to influencers 😂😂😂😂 Burps you are the gift that keeps on giving, drive it on girl!! Off to report sincerely Chelsea's story from yesterday now as she was clearly given one too but didn't mark it as gifted. Oh and jade won't put it on cos she has tan on (more like she wouldn't be seen dead in it 😂😂)
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I also lolled at the story to advertise the jumper and beanie without putting either on 🤣🤣🤣 “And I got this little note too”… that’s it. Not even the real queens fix each other’s crowns. Nada 🙈
 
Lous life got one aswell as Chelsea and jade, I can't believe what we thought were sales were her sending the jumpuhs and nipple hats to the bottom barrell instahuns 😂😂😂😂
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All the boxes Keet was parading around the place with the other night were for her to send tat to the other z listers 😂😂😂😂😂
 
OA1 said:
Will suit jade, all she wears is rotten fleeces all day every day!! . But she has a habit of keeping pulling down the cuffs of the sleeves when she's talking on camera. So wonder will she be able to do that as these sleeves are short
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All she wears are rotten fleeces yet she wouldn’t even buy one off her bestie burps. 💀
 
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