Sarah Burke#131 Shut your hole about your wedding, clean your house & wash your bedding.

[Foxy Roxy]

Congratulations @I got up at 5am on the winning title
We're finishing the last thread with all of Cork stopping Sarah on the street to compliment her on the Queen jump-huhs. The "hard" launch is coming soon, even though she still has 80% of her stock left from the "soft" launch. This time she's rolling out larger sized navy and burgundy jump-huhs to be paired with a matching teenie weenie Queenie bobble beanie.
Oh and Broga Brothers sent her a bundle for Uggs, which she is going to use to polish hers up. Are we finally about to see how to style the Queen jump-huh with Ugg boots?

 

[WtfInsta]

She is now on the same number threads as faces by grace, the only time she will be beating out the other instahuns.

 

[MollyMalone]

Amazing how nobody here has seen a single person in the wild wearing Kweeeen but the one day Sarah gets off her lazy hole and leaves the house she seemingly meets all 17 people who purchased them hmmmmmm

 

[I got up at 5am]

Thanks for the win ladies & Hector. I’m not surprised because I’ve been stopped more times that any of ye could believe to tell me how good this suggestion was!

 

[Wexy123]

Thanks for the win ladies & Hector. I’m not surprised because I’ve been stopped more times that any of ye could believe to tell me how good this suggestion was!

I actually saw you in Aldi today but I was too shy to go and tell you that I love your thread title suggestion and that the whole of Cork is behind you oh and your hair is stunning and your outfit styling is DEVINE

 

[#transparency]

Congratulations @I got up at 5am on the winning title
We're finishing the last thread with all of Cork stopping Sarah on the street to compliment her on the Queen jump-huhs. The "hard" launch is coming soon, even though she still has 80% of her stock left from the "soft" launch. This time she's rolling out larger sized navy and burgundy jump-huhs to be paired with a matching teenie weenie Queenie bobble beanie.
Oh and Broga Brothers sent her a bundle for Uggs, which she is going to use to polish hers up. Are we finally about to see how to style the Queen jump-huh with Ugg boots?

Rubbing her is a sure sign she is lying
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Thanks for the win ladies & Hector. I’m not surprised because I’ve been stopped more times that any of ye could believe to tell me how good this suggestion was!

Is your snout itchy

 

[Sat Back Watching 👀]

Thanks for the win ladies & Hector. I’m not surprised because I’ve been stopped more times that any of ye could believe to tell me how good this suggestion was!

The whole of Cork were rooting for ya gurl

 

[Yeroneoverthere]

Thr other night it was just belly not sleeping and letting her cry it out now it's antibiotics coz she knew she just wasn't right the last few nights!! Which is it Burps..

 

[HawTea2.0]

Thr other night it was just belly not sleeping and letting her cry it out now it's antibiotics coz she knew she just wasn't right the last few nights!! Which is it Burps..

Translation - I’m a neglectful bleep that wasn’t arsed tending to my child, was called out on tattle and turns out she’s sick so now I’ve to pretend I’m Mother Earth and just knew my own baby.
Belly with the dwarf cot would be safer reared by wolves

 

[sron]

I hate the way she says ' I just knew myself '. Yeah burps, thats why most parents bring their child to a doctor ,because they know the child is unwell.
She makes it sound like she is a medical expert. If she didnt know the child was sick when she has an ear and throat infection ,she should be shot.

 

[nannyg]

Of course you don’t miss planning the wedding, shur you did fuk all, you lazy bleep

 

[msster]

Of course you don’t miss planning the wedding, shur you did fuk all, you lazy bleep

Well the fact she planned 4 weddings in 3 years 1 to Brian and 3 to teeth she's probably exhausted

 

[I got up at 5am]

I actually saw you in Aldi today but I was too shy to go and tell you that I love your thread title suggestion and that the whole of Cork is behind you ❤ oh and your hair is stunning and your outfit styling is DEVINE

Thanks darling, that’s my Queen best dress & beanie combo. Stop me the next time, everyone else is doing it. I’m so fabulous
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The whole of Cork were rooting for ya gurl

Cork lunatics sticking together. Real queens lifting each others crowns

 

[influnzerhun]

Of course you don’t miss planning the wedding, shur you did fuk all, you lazy bleep

I thought she didn't have to do a thing her wedding planner went off and done it they just had to fill out questionnaires lol

 

[SoSueHer]

Even the ads on TATTLE are rooting for our Burps

 

[Ciara3456]

She apparently had a wedding planner, but doesn’t miss planning a wedding? Ok it’s boring now liar, onto the next

 

[NellyTheElephant]

Amazing how nobody here has seen a single person in the wild wearing Kweeeen but the one day Sarah gets off her lazy hole and leaves the house she seemingly meets all 17 people who purchased them hmmmmmm

Sure tis easy enough to meet all 17 of them when they're related to you tbf

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

I hate the way she says ' I just knew myself '. Yeah burps, thats why most parents bring their child to a doctor ,because they know the child is unwell.
She makes it sound like she is a medical expert. If she didnt know the child was sick when she has an ear and throat infection ,she should be shot.

That's one of her favourite lines for when doctors try to tell her there's nothing wrong with *her* but she just keeps haranguing them until eventually they relent and give her a drip/scan/hospi-day she's been sniffing out for a little dopamine hit.

 

[work4aliving]

God forbid burps have a business plan / sales plan ...she just reverts to her fake being stopped in the street and fake reviews , real people do not gush in reviews the way these huns do in their fake ones ! If she is seeing people wearing Queen why isint she taking pictures for some real content ..like real Queens fix each others crowns in real life !! She can't because the real people don't exist , the one person she has up wearing Queen is likely related / a family friend sent the stock !!

 

[Wexy123]

God forbid burps have a business plan / sales plan ...she just reverts to her fake being stopped in the street and fake reviews , real people do not gush in reviews the way these huns do in their fake ones ! If she is seeing people wearing Queen why isint she taking pictures for some real content ..like real Queens fix each others crowns in real life !! She can't because the real people don't exist , the one person she has up wearing Queen is likely related / a family friend sent the stock !!

Or why has absolutely no one except for her sisters showed there order conformation when they placed it! And was the brow one trolling her yesterday by wearing queen to Caroline's photo shoot cos she never tagged Sarah or Queen or anything!