Sarah Burke #129 Forrin weddin is over, here's to SOC & KOC. Blushing bride bulged like an old ham hock

[Get off my chest]

Caroline must be still asleep and left the comments unattended

love it...

Sarah be fewwwwmin

 

[Wexy123]

Let's face it the so called jumper dress is shocking. Her sales are shocking for her . releasing them on your wedding week was a total disaster she will struggle to sell everything !!!!

They were going to be a disaster no matter when she released them, the product is awful, the price is too high and no one likes Sarah enough to want to support her

 

[Erin2k]

love it...

Sarah be fewwwwmin

Not at all,sure she's out forrin on her honeymoon having the best time ever with her husband of 9 days and a gaggle of kids

 

[lizaon35]

They were going to be a disaster no matter when she released them, the product is awful, the price is too high and no one likes Sarah enough to want to support her

Ah now the whole of cork is routing for her

 

[Foxy Roxy]

I wonder how many she sold off of Caroline's post, did she even get 10 sales from it? Definitely wasn't worth it it will only damage them both. Caroline should realise she's going to be trying to sell her own thing soon enough so all this deleting comments isn't going to look good for her

5 jumpers sold since Caroline's post 654 items available now

 

[Erin2k]

5 jumpers sold since Caroline's post 654 items available now


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Do you have a count of how many jump-huh dresses were on sale and how many have been sold since the 'launch'
Same with beanies

 

[swsuspicions]

Bellies and ass being the enemy of the jumper is right. It's not long enough to be a dress (and she clearly knows that hence she's editing the website) but the stupid pockets are then smack bang in the most unflattering part, right at gut.

Yer one Caroline isn't a larger lady but look what happens when she puts her hands in the pockets. It's so unflattering

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Size of that bleeping gut Who is this annoying monster?

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

Size of that bleeping gut Who is this annoying monster?

But she isn't fat that's my point, the pocket placement is just appalling.

 

[Foxy Roxy]

Do you have a count of how many jump-huh dresses were on sale and how many have been sold since the 'launch'
Same with beanies

I do indeed. The website started with 776 items
( only the grey beanie, the winter white was out of stock from the start)
654 items available now. So 122 items sold in total so far.

105 jumpers x €55 = €5,775
17 beanies x €15 = €255
Total - €6,030

 

[KerryLady]

They were going to be a disaster no matter when she released them, the product is awful, the price is too high and no one likes Sarah enough to want to support her

Totally agree but of course burke taught different, she will have to drop the price big time and even at that they aren't flattering anyone carrying weight which would include myself they would be dreadful on. The green blazer rant is definitely incoming !!!

 

[Skinner]

But she isn't fat that's my point, the pocket placement is just appalling.

No she does have a belly. She's a big tall woman. Blames it on menopause that shape just doesn't suit her so she shouldn't wear it.
I've a big bum, even at my skiniest so I just don't wear anything that accentuates it.

 

[Give me Strength]

Black Friday sale incoming A free beanie with a jump-huh. I’m just thinking, can you imagine the size she’s going to be when she gets home to the squat! 3 weeks of stuffing her face with greasy food and drinking every night. Boat she’ll have only gained 3 lbs

 

[Wexy123]

I do indeed. The website started with 776 items
( only the grey beanie, the winter white was out of stock from the start)
654 items available now. So 122 items sold in total so far.

105 jumpers x €55 = €5,775
17 beanies x €15 = €255
Total - €6,030


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She still has over 75% of her stock left she's going to be left seriously out of pocket over this

 

[Foxy Roxy]

She still has over 75% of her stock left she's going to be left seriously out of pocket over this

If she sold an average of 10 items a week from now, it would take her till January 2026 to sell out what she has left

 

[Erin2k]

I do indeed. The website started with 776 items
( only the grey beanie, the winter white was out of stock from the start)
654 items available now. So 122 items sold in total so far.

105 jumpers x €55 = €5,775
17 beanies x €15 = €255
Total - €6,030


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Wow great work there with the stock control thank you. She might want you to do her financial figures at the end of the year.A free garment of your choice instead of payment as she is stone broke.

So roughly she sold 16% of her stock so far..that's a fail for sure oh not taking into account returns lol

Your wan Caroline has made it worse..she's a train wreck imagine wanting her to promote a "high end garment" it's crazy alright

 

[Skinner]

If she sold an average of 10 items a week from now, it would take her till January 2026 to sell out what she has left

Deeliteed for her.

 

[Wexy123]

Wow great work there with the stock control thank you. She might want you to do her financial figures at the end of the year.A free garment of your choice instead of payment as she is stone broke.

So roughly she sold 16% of her stock so far..that's a fail for sure oh not taking into account returns lol

Your wan Caroline has made it worse..she's a train wreck imagine wanting her to promote a "high end garment" it's crazy alright

oh wow 16%, I was being generous with 25 what a flop

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

Black Friday sale incoming A free beanie with a jump-huh. I’m just thinking, can you imagine the size she’s going to be when she gets home to the squat! 3 weeks of stuffing her face with greasy food and drinking every night. Boat she’ll have only gained 3 lbs

I reckon she'll have stayed the same Mainly thanks to all those walks to the beach to have a rant out of Keettts earshot about the truthful Nasty Tattlers

 

[Beavana]

Wonder how much creepy boy manager sold them to her for they prob cost €10 each at the very most (am being very generous with that) and most of for that horrible queen "design".

 

[Give me Strength]

Did they even have a day at the beach? No pics of Belly playing in the sand or runninnn towards the sea. I bet they’ve done nothing bar sat around the pool all day, eating, drinking and smoking. With so many of the falimia there, wouldn’t they hire a car and explore the island? Have a day to themselves? Nah. Too busy reading tattle and trying to make out her tit show of a forrinn weddinnn was soooo meticulously amazinnnn.