Sarah Burke #129 Forrin weddin is over, here's to SOC & KOC. Blushing bride bulged like an old ham hock

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Ah come on now who doesn't need.paperclips on the morning of their wedding
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He didn't come up with the idea..no surprise. It was missing a pair of crappy jocks to remind her of his proposal
 

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nannyg said:
My husband gave me a pair of diamond earrings on the morning of our wedding and Sar gets a box of tit from some company and the cafe where she’s having the reception 😂 I’m pissing myself here
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Same here. Certainly wasn't a box of tat so someone could film me opening it and look like a gowl.
If she's grateful for that kind of effort that wasn't even Keet, then that shows you the bar for what he usually does it set very low.
 
Sozabaryou said:
Same here. Certainly wasn't a box of tat so someone could film me opening it and look like a gowl.
If she's grateful for that kind of effort that wasn't even Keet, then that shows you the bar for what he usually does it set very low.
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She got a pandora engagement ring he wasn't going to splash out on earrings too. Last of the big spenders is our keeth 😅
I'd rather be a spinster for the rest of my days than settle like she has just to say she finally got someone up the aisle
 
She has no mass in him at all , knowing he didn't even do it himself and really showing no emotion about it all and the dig about needing luck ...the girl had had no luck since she met him ( healthy baby of course ) in the reels he really comes across as a mammys boy and he left Mammy over to burps and he coasts through life while she makes a fool of herself for some cheap freebies ...
 
work4aliving said:
She has no mass in him at all , knowing he didn't even do it himself and really showing no emotion about it all and the dig about needing luck ...the girl had had no luck since she met him ( healthy baby of course ) in the reels he really comes across as a mammys boy and he left Mammy over to burps and he coasts through life while she makes a fool of herself for some cheap freebies ...
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But you can’t pity her because

1. She allegedly cheated on Brian with Keet

2. She’s a scamming lying bleep

3. she emotionally damaged her son with digs about his dad and forcing keet to be a weird step dad so all in all, it really is her karma 🤷🏼‍♀️

I would pity anyone else in the situation but she thought she was the dogs bollix when Keet came sniffing, Brian left her and it’s been chaos since and once a bit of anything more pleasant to look at gives him attention, Keet will be gone, like he was already with savage ass 😂
 
Erin2k said:
Plastic euro glasses and a letter that his Mammy wrote and mentioning her sister...jeez it's another gimic how utterly embarrassing for her to even show that drivel. Best part was her necking the gargle like a dipso 🤣
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And some wan in the background keeps going "oh what's that" because actually they clearly know exactly what it is and want Sarah to notice it , like her name on the glasses etc. whoever that is talking is the same person that obviously ordered that box of shite. So all teet had to do was write the note, he didn't even do the ordering. So he got her nothing as a wedding gift.
 
snmb said:
It's like something from the team hope shoebox appeal
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It’s like something junior infants bury so people in the future find it
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HawTea2.0 said:
“We still do” sounds like something you’d say about a vow renewal….kind of confirming with tacky temu signs, the Angela’s ashes day as when they actually married then😂
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I hope someone asks about the food ! There’s been no footage of the meal / speeches I bet it was all finger food or whatever the cheapest option was .
 
I've never seen anything close to the level of tack this family seem to love! Even the "live, laugh love" sliver furniture brigade don't come anywhere close to this lot. What is it with their love for personalised utter crap? The second hand embarrassment I have is something else!
 
Gad it's all very sad isn't it, Her expectations are so low that she's happy with a keyring, paperclips and breath mints, a bus to her one night of luxury accommodation where her husband watched the match, lay by the pool and took a nap, I almost feel sorry for her, did anyone else hear her when she was rooting through the box, found the penny for good fortune and said we need that or something along those lines??
 
Lads the wedding content is embarrassing at this stage. Getting married in a cafe, a wedding dress too small for the bride. A cheap bus journey for a mini moon. That box of stuff oh dear lord. Their relationship is beyond strange !!! But she will milk it to keep up the engagement on her insta life 🥴
 
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