Sarah Burke #12 Jellies stash, bodadoe mash, hairy tash, always on the lash

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And has "designer" boxes and bags show cased in a bedroom LOL


Also how was she able to book the Europe for Sunday when its usually 2 night minimum stay and usually booked out in advance? Its really lovely for her that her PCOS will go away when she leaves the house xxx

I nearly sh*t the bed when she was saying shes got hormonal blood test done this week. She must be the first person in the world to be diagnosed by their GP and so early on to investigations with PCOS.

Its usually a Friday and Saturday for a minimum 2 night stay. Not as strict on the Sunday night and a bit cheaper too.

Has anyone any advice on how to become a SW consultant ? I've decided I want to give it a try as the wage seems to be an endless pot of gold !
 
Shes some piece of work this one! First lies about buying the house, then goes on about saving to get a mortgage to buy the house.... Promotes this Alfa wealth place whos "helping" her to save for the house... then goes on holiday, weekends away, several dinners out, drinking sessions, all while farming the child out to whoever! Moves the boyfriend in, who apparently has no job (what a catch🙄) all the while banging on about how content she is..... such a bullshitter🤯
 
Ohhhh.... that put a fairly lively end to her polycovidovaries 🙄 Wait what..... She doesn't want to go down and go on the piss... Have ye all heard that now, she doesn't want to go on the piss 🤦🏼‍♀️ She doesn't give a flying f**k about the child's birthday, she's only interested in getting away without him. She is allergic having to take Lukey to Clarney that weekend she just wants to go on the lash as always, and she'll have to share teeth with Lukey then. The smugness 🥴
 
A major reality check needed. A big long sponsored post yesterday about saving money and then bam today a booking for the europe. I just can't understand this girl.
And going on Sunday and back Monday? So she's not going to be there when he wakes for school in week 2? 🤔

She's tired, no energy, can't stop eating. I wonder is she with child?
Or in a food coma
 
She seems intent on ensuring that Luke isn’t at home for his birthday anyway, no doubt another way to get at Brian, surely he’d like the option to see the kiddo on his birthday too, but no, Big Back and Pearly Whites will have him shipped down to Claaarrrnnneeyyyy and out of arms reach!
As if a 5 year old wants to hit a hotel up for his birthday, surely he’d prefer a little party at home with his cousins and pals - but nah, has to be the Sarah Show as usual, anything for a few pints and a steak sanggggwich!
 
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She seems intent on ensuring that Luke isn’t at home for his birthday anyway, no doubt another way to get at Brian, surely he’d like the option to see the kiddo on his birthday too, but no, Big Back and Pearly Whites will have him shipped down to Claaarrrnnneeyyyy and out of arms reach!
As if a 5 year old wants to hit a hotel up for his birthday, surely he’d prefer a little party at home with his cousins and pals - but nah, has to be the Sarah Show as usual, anything for a few pints and a steak sanggggwich!


Don't be so horrible and presumptuous. She clearly doesn't want to be at home for his birthday because that's the only place her PCOS acts up. Mommy deserves a drink and Clarney for lukeys birthday. F*ck his dad who is half the reason lukey is here. Drive it on now girl for the week. Shes had that many star weeks this month shes going to turn into a galaxy for lukeys birthday
 
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