Sarah Burke #12 Jellies stash, bodadoe mash, hairy tash, always on the lash

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Puffin said:
I try not to comment too much on this one cos honestly she boils my piss and I'll just end up writing a novel of a post.

The self pitying, wow is me shite is exhausting to listen to. You are not losing weight Sarah because the eating on 'plan' and exercise you are doing during the week is being completely cancelled out by the drink and food binging you are doing at the weekend. I would say she is constantly in a calorie surplus.

The health issue moaning. What do you want Sarah do you want a cancer diagnosis , would that saite you then? If there is something wrong the doctors will eventually find it but when you get a diagnosis the rest of the work comes from you. You are responsible for your health and you have to give yourself the best chance not a doctor.

Don't get me started on the whole, have never seen you so happy shite. If you were that happy we wouldn't need to be constantly reminded of it . Ugh all so contrived, all so woe is me all the time. She must have been seriously started of attention as a child and at this stage it would be more beneficial for her to give up the counselling cos I don't think she is capable of self reflection. Everyone else is to blame but poor Sar
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Probably has her sights on a Go Fund Me like a certain other Instahun......save her getting another mortgage knock back
 
Puffin said:
I try not to comment too much on this one cos honestly she boils my piss and I'll just end up writing a novel of a post.

The self pitying, wow is me shite is exhausting to listen to. You are not losing weight Sarah because the eating on 'plan' and exercise you are doing during the week is being completely cancelled out by the drink and food binging you are doing at the weekend. I would say she is constantly in a calorie surplus.

The health issue moaning. What do you want Sarah do you want a cancer diagnosis , would that saite you then? If there is something wrong the doctors will eventually find it but when you get a diagnosis the rest of the work comes from you. You are responsible for your health and you have to give yourself the best chance not a doctor.

Don't get me started on the whole, have never seen you so happy shite. If you were that happy we wouldn't need to be constantly reminded of it . Ugh all so contrived, all so woe is me all the time. She must have been seriously started of attention as a child and at this stage it would be more beneficial for her to give up the counselling cos I don't think she is capable of self reflection. Everyone else is to blame but poor Sar
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I think she feels she is in fierce competition with the sisters in particular the alpaca. It was the alpaca that stood out the other night at the launch they were at, the others were insignificant. They all love the attention.
 
All the hours she says she scrolls on her phone are clearly spent looking on here, all the posts about what people think of her is none of her business..... if she only took some of what people say on board she would be a much happier healthier person....
 
Howareyahun said:
I think she feels she is in fierce competition with the sisters in particular the alpaca. It was the alpaca that stood out the other night at the launch they were at, the others were insignificant. They all love the attention.
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Absolutely. I think looking at the family Sarah will never be a size 6 so Donna obviously takes after the Dads side. At that launch it was all eyes on Donna, that brown did nothing for her
 
The relationship advice grinds my gears. They are only together 5 minutes. There shouldnt be any 'working at it'. A relationship that new should just happen.

I am with my husband 23 years. After small children, serious health issues, addiction and other stuff, then there are times we need to work on our rekationship because it gets forgotten.

Taking advice from someone in a new relationship is laughable!
 
Howareyahun said:
I think she feels she is in fierce competition with the sisters in particular the alpaca. It was the alpaca that stood out the other night at the launch they were at, the others were insignificant. They all love the attention.
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I think she is in competition with Julie twins & me as well. They both get the same bargain basement collabs and are around the same age. She tried to edge into the single mother market and is now trying the happy ever after market. Neither will work. Julie is a desperado who will take any man going, if she meets someone it will be the same happy happy stories as Sarah. They are both rough dopes.
 
I got up at 5am said:
I think she is in competition with Julie twins & me as well. They both get the same bargain basement collabs and are around the same age. She tried to edge into the single mother market and is now trying the happy ever after market. Neither will work. Julie is a desperado who will take any man going, if she meets someone it will be the same happy happy stories as Sarah. They are both rough dopes.
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See burp recently following renwell water and sky obviously copying Julie trying to get collabs with them too.
 
alwayscreepinneversleepin said:
I’m genuinely curious how long Sar is with Teeth.. she avoided the question on her Q&A.. and what was said hiccup 👀
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She avoided the question because she knows deep down that she accelerated the relationship to rub it in brians face..
Mortified for her .. barely together and moved in and Keet loves luke and luke loves keet and Sarah loves herself... #happiness
 
Pousse said:
Keet was around last year. Do ye remember his pic was on here then boom it was all over!
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Think they were together summer 2020 then it was all over v quickly and back on again around January, I think. She said herself first time around it was a Tinder job. Not sure why she is trying make it sound like childhood sweethearts, the families probably vaguely knew each other but that wouldn't be good enough for the 'i get to love you' narrative. Most of my now married friends met on Tinder, no shame. Im jealous I never got to experience it 😂 didn't she do a live after the first breakup with him and said a family member of his is probably watching and she was gutted. The mortification.
 
He was deffo around in 2020 but she was keeping it quiet. People on here knew who it was and shared his pic. She came on then saying she was seeing someone but then had ended it very abruptly. That was Keet
 
Jellybb said:
She could do with another 3 packs of extensions for her hair…
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I agree, it looks like they would only give her a half head for free, which would be fine if she was looking to add thickness only, but of course idiot Sarah wanted length as well. Long hair does not suit her extra large nose and porcine eyes and especially now when she has so much volume at the crown and little at the length, it is a huge red flag when hair has to be styled to the front and it still looks thin
 
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