Sarah Burke #11 Turkey teeth for Sarah’s keeettt All to nibble her crubeen feet

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Honest to god I swear I lost braincells and the will to live after that story! It looks like she’s staying in a place in Calcutta! Where’s the resort? The pool and stuff. Our burp gets a noisy candy floss bike! And luke misses Keith! Ffs I don’t miss my own dad and I had him for 30 years before he fucked off 😂😂 does anyone else get that keeetttt might like the Turkish men as well as burp! He gives me that dale winton vibe! Not being evil I just think he does seem like he loves some sausages.
 
chanadlerbonggg said:
Honest to god I swear I lost braincells and the will to live after that story! It looks like she’s staying in a place in Calcutta! Where’s the resort? The pool and stuff. Our burp gets a noisy candy floss bike! And luke misses Keith! Ffs I don’t miss my own dad and I had him for 30 years before he fucked off 😂😂 does anyone else get that keeetttt might like the Turkish men as well as burp! He gives me that dale winton vibe! Not being evil I just think he does seem like he loves some sausages.
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Kusadasi, Turkey. Its a young and lively spot, basic accommodation, the odd decent hotel. Party central and all the fake clothing, bags etc you want . Lecherous, sleazy men, waiting for the next vunerable woman to fly in. We were going there 25-30 years ago and it seems nothing has changed. Great, cheap holidays at the time.
 
Well I ain't no Kate Moss but that dress has more back rolls in it than a Spar Deli on a Sunday morning. What was she shitin on about that it had sleeves? She's literally not posted one pic of the pool so you can only imagine the dive they are staying in that obviously has no pool!
 
I think the big flashy out there dress she’s on about is for tomorrow night cos there going to someplace called ladies beach, I haven’t a clue about kusadasi so don’t know what that is but she obviously thinks is going to be classy and no doubt byoudaful. So it’s tomorrow we get to see the show stopping dress. As the rubberbandits would say… can’t waaaaiiittt
 
Tea Towel said:
I think the big flashy out there dress she’s on about is for tomorrow night cos there going to someplace called ladies beach, I haven’t a clue about kusadasi so don’t know what that is but she obviously thinks is going to be classy and no doubt byoudaful. So it’s tomorrow we get to see the show stopping dress. As the rubberbandits would say… can’t waaaaiiittt
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Ladies beach.. googled it. It looks a right shithole
 
Thechubbymoaner said:
Ladies beach.. googled it. It looks a right shithole
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Just googled it there aswell…. It’s just a packed looking basic beach? Not dissimilar to ballybunion? I was expecting some sort of 5 star gated resort the way she was on about it. She’s very easily impressed isn’t she 🤣 she put up a pic of the dress, I’m stumped at that aswell, looks a bit like a beach cover up
 
Vanilla prob gave it to her for free and she hadn't the heart to tell them it was rotten so had to be seen in it for a quick pic and take it off again.
That isnt her style at all,it is a hippie/boho style.

She will never be experimental with fashion.
Who ever christened her big back wasnt wrong,I'd say that back swallows a whole bottle of jack joss and the flabby arse tonight in the dress she looks bigger from behind.
 
Lovelula said:
Vanilla prob gave it to her for free and she hadn't the heart to tell them it was rotten so had to be seen in it for a quick pic and take it off again.
That isnt her style at all,it is a hippie/boho style.

She will never be experimental with fashion.
Who ever christened her big back wasnt wrong,I'd say that back swallows a whole bottle of jack joss and the flabby arse tonight in the dress she looks bigger from behind.
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Most of their stuff is Ali Express anyway, I don’t know how they’re getting away with it when another Cork boutique got dragged over the coals a few years ago for the same stunt. Shocking quality for exorbitant prices. It’s like a 400% mark-up
 
chanadlerbonggg said:
Honest to god I swear I lost braincells and the will to live after that story! It looks like she’s staying in a place in Calcutta! Where’s the resort? The pool and stuff. Our burp gets a noisy candy floss bike! And luke misses Keith! Ffs I don’t miss my own dad and I had him for 30 years before he fucked off 😂😂 does anyone else get that keeetttt might like the Turkish men as well as burp! He gives me that dale winton vibe! Not being evil I just think he does seem like he loves some sausages.
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That same thought literally crossed my mind today 😂
 
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