The new story saying reminds me of 'Santa Monaco' killed me - its Santa Monica you silly witch stop trying to be cultured if you're really not
Yes love, Las Ramblas in Barcelona is exactly like Santa Monaco/Monica. Looks like she’s grabbed some leaves off the bushes outside and threw some salt and pepper on it. “Yes, I’ll have a small bowl of Parmesan cheese please, just throw it on my fresh greens. And your cheapest cocktail please.” It’s just grim. Bet she’s not paying rent on her house in Liverpool either.
50% off my fanny Monday-Wednesday. Eat out to help out.Deffo hasn’t got rent money, she’ll be plugging her flaps for £3.47 the minute she lands back
WANNA SEE ME STRIP ON ME FRONT LAWN SWIIIPE UPPPP
I’m dead50% off my fanny Monday-Wednesday. Eat out to help out.
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Defo new thread title.50% off my fanny Monday-Wednesday. Eat out to help out.