I’m so jealous of her. She’s right. I’d much rather be in Ibiza with a 19 year old I’ve never met before than at home with my husband and kids. I’d much rather be flashing my bits for £3.50 a go than doing a job I adore where I make a difference to people every day. I’d definitely rather spend all my money on coke and blag designer gear than spending it on my kids and house and having nights out with my husband and friends, and I would certainly rather be a paranoid conspiracy theorist than happy and settled and content. You got me Sallie, I’m soooo jealous of your life.