Sallie Axl #29 When you were Ink Doll Sal and now you're NatWest Val - TRAGEDY

[dumdums83]

I still can’t believe she’s trying to tell everyone she isn’t on holiday! She’s working! You didn’t know you were going to Miami until Portugal went Amber, how can you say you are working there now?

Cause her work involves getting her beef flaps and chocolate starfish rammed so she can pretty much go anywhere!

 

[Salsausagelips]

She kisses like a camel eating.

 

[Pansypotts]

Wonder what happened to her job as an estate agent in Tulum?! That lasted approx 3 days!
She’s clearly completely given up on the children now I think hasn’t she

This is what she was supposed to be doing in Dubai too until Arfans burnt all her stuff

 

[Chocolateorange67]

Oh I hope she does a live later when she’s on her usual comedown

 

[Jumpindesia]

The stomper trainers reminds me of when my 2 year old toddler puts my shoes on and walks around the living room....look bloody massive on Val! They must stink too...on her sweaty toe from Wakefield to Miami..

 

[Cagayu]

The stomper trainers reminds me of when my 2 year old toddler puts my shoes on and walks around the living room....look bloody massive on Val! They must stink too...on her sweaty toe from Wakefield to Miami..

They don’t look trendy either, just oversized and make it look like she has flipper sized feet

 

[waffle maker]

So to find her pornstar name she used the middle name of her own daughters. Classy m8.

 

[Howarewe]

The stomper trainers reminds me of when my 2 year old toddler puts my shoes on and walks around the living room....look bloody massive on Val! They must stink too...on her sweaty toe from Wakefield to Miami..

Tbh I quite like her outfit. I mean I wouldn’t wear it in a million years but then trainees look ridiculous. And the sunglasses in a nightclub. She looks a right twit with them

 

[That’sOk]

So to find her pornstar name she used the middle name of her own daughters. Classy m8.

To be fair to her it would be better than that age old trick of using the colour of your shirt and the last thing you ate

 

[OkTinkerbell]

She kisses like a camel eating.

my colleague sat opposite me on the phone just proper glared at me when I snorted out loud at this.

 

[Chocolateorange67]

To be fair to her it would be better than that age old trick of using the colour of your shirt and the last thing you ate

Stained bikini side salad

doesn’t sound very sexy

 

[Hanna21]

I feel exhausted watching her stories... all these new best mates, constant drugs, clubs, drinking, shagging, posing. Such a hectic and empty life

Normally lurk but just leaving this here for the caption that lasted long then

 

[Howarewe]

Normally lurk but just leaving this here for the caption that lasted long then View attachment 607144 q

What a load of bleeping tit. She chats the most tit of anyone Ive ever come across. SAL STOP CHATTING tit

 

[arabella.kir]

Normally lurk but just leaving this here for the caption that lasted long then View attachment 607144 q

Corrected it for her
I would rather be in the club than with my kids...
I would rather snort my money than save it
I can’t bare to be on my own so I cling on to all these strangers
We ain’t the same

 

[Howarewe]

What a load of bleeping tit. She chats the most tit of anyone Ive ever come across. SAL STOP CHATTING tit

Also does she think that people think that’s her real body? STOP bleeping PHOTOSHOPPING YOUR PICS

 

[sal the narcissist]

One tit bigger than the other AGAIN

 

[arabella.kir]

Sh

Also does she think that people think that’s her real body? STOP bleeping PHOTOSHOPPING YOUR PICS

She edits her body proportions to look like a cast member of the film ants

 

[Cagayu]

Sh

She edits her body proportions to look like a cast member of the film ants

Agreed

 

[PianaInPyjamas]

View attachment 607184 q Agreed

oh stop i spit out a chickpea laughing at this hahahaha only thing missing is her singular balloon tit

 

[Lan70]

View attachment 607184 q Agreed

She looks like Ant Val


Al get my coat ...