I just knew one of you would post something like this. Thank youTHEY SAID I HAD A PENIS
I just knew one of you would post something like this. Thank youTHEY SAID I HAD A PENIS
There’s a video on insta with the Chapmans. Sali emptying her make up bag and talking about the contents. Within the first five seconds she manages to show yet another kind of tanning drops and two brushes of the same kind. I switched off at that point.
Comedy bonus: the weird camera angle with the focus on the zipper of Sali‘s Jeans bulging weirdly.
I did read that and honestly I thought of Hirons rather than Sali
Teeny tiny pixie in the first photo
Remember when she showed us her make up bag from Glastonbury?
Just seen Living proof have done a paid partnership with our Sal. The mind boggles… whose bright idea was that?! She’s been using it for a year and her hair still looks tit.
Apparently her hairdressers are “ollways amazed that her hair is so strong and healthy”. Reallllly??!!
I know. She is so disingenuous, and I know she hates this, but dishonest. Her hair is in appalling condition. That photo a few weeks ago pre extensions when her hair was short it was so thin and brittle looking.View attachment 2719564 q
That advert is extraordinary. The damage to her hair is there for all to see - even when, as here, it's styled to look its absolute best and a good proportion of it isn't even her hair at all.
Do hairdressers tell her that her hair is strong and healthy? Obviously I don't trust what she says - that's why I'm here - but even if true the hairdresser is unlikely to tell her how damaged her hair is as they whack on another load of bleach.
Her description of how to use it is so spun. 'You're not forbidden from using conditioner' - clearly a reference to K18 which you apply directly to washed (but not conditioned) hair. Why would you want to use conditioner if the product you're using means you don't need it? 'Leave it on for at least 10 minutes' - she's said previously that, despite the instructions saying leave it for 10 minutes, the company itself told her to leave it on for 20 minutes (or was it even 30?). She even spins having extensions as one of the ways in which she mistreats her hair rather than it being the reason her hair looks halfway decent.
Full disclosure, I bought the product on her enthusiastic recommendation when it first launched. I was fairly under-whelmed. When, in a later video, she said the company had told her to leave it on for longer than the specified 10 minutes I found that it performed better. When I was then given a sample of K18 it made a significant difference - smoother, shinier, healthier looking hair. Plus K18 is easier to use - you leave it on for 4 minutes, it's not heat activated so you don't have to dry it with a hair dryer.
That video provides a few lols.There’s a video on insta with the Chapmans. Sali emptying her make up bag and talking about the contents. Within the first five seconds she manages to show yet another kind of tanning drops and two brushes of the same kind. I switched off at that point.
Comedy bonus: the weird camera angle with the focus on the zipper of Sali‘s Jeans bulging weirdly.
If she said one more time 'I'm the kind of person who....' as if she was so unique and fascinating I thought I'd poke my eyes out with a dirty makeup brush.That video provides a few lols.
"I'm neutral toned, I never put warm colours on my face" she says while radiating a tangerine sheen, on a video nestled amongst a smorgasbord of wee pixie-kumquat thumbnails on her insta.
"Pati Dubroff told me. Pati DUBROFF told me". "PATI DUBROFF TOLD ME". "PAAAATTTIIII DUUUBROFFFF TOLLLDDDD MEEE". OK, Sal, I think you're trying to tell us something but I'm not quite sure what...
Apologising and looking absolutely livid at the nOiSe PoLlUtIoN of The Hives sound check or whatever it was.Remember when she showed us her make up bag from Glastonbury?
BIB is her brand. In every way.I know. She is so disingenuous, and I know she hates this, but dishonest. Her hair is in appalling condition. That photo a few weeks ago pre extensions when her hair was short it was so thin and brittle looking.
She's fibbing saying you can abuse your hair as much as she does and one product makes it alright? Bull. tit.