RVKloves #36 She's got 99 coats but her daughter's got none

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This was the other shark hoover #ad she did on the 7th Dec 2021... any gifted hoovers are bloody wasted on this moron, she'd be better off hiring a cleaner lol

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Her sofa looks rather worse for wear on the new #ad, how long before she's begging for a new {loaf} sofa.
 
An hour ago - a story of her wearing a soggy looking Waffy in the rain


30 mins ago - a post about it being a rainy day for staying indoors accompanied by the worlds most dullest photo of them out at a museum a few weeks ago 😆
I came here to say this. Claims she’s staying in but then posts a picture of them outdoors in the rain. The poor child. Why does he NEED to be out in the cold early on a Saturday morning?
 
She says they are “Planning adventures” in her caption (with a world emoji) and then a bunch of recent purchases of breastfeeding friendly summer dresses that have no place in anybodies January/February wardrobes as it’s bladdy freezing...place your bets, holiday on the cards for Feb/March? USA? Florida? Caribbean? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
 
She says they are “Planning adventures” in her caption (with a world emoji) and then a bunch of recent purchases of breastfeeding friendly summer dresses that have no place in anybodies January/February wardrobes as it’s bladdy freezing...place your bets, holiday on the cards for Feb/March? USA? Florida? Caribbean? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
The only time she’s been to the Caribbean is when she was gifted a holiday in Jamaica.
Maybe she’s planning some holidays in her lovely mouldy caravan!!!
 
They are hardly 'Adventures' are they though? She just...

Stands against painted walls
Tskes photos of her flippers on different tiles.

Cross over strapped sundress from behind as she stares into the distance whilst wearing that fugly fedora.

Benpecked's gnarly sundamaged legs in the infamous pink shorts.

#vitaminsea (eff off)
Hand hearts with 1 x poorly. Manicured nail and 1 x unattractive old freckle hands with dirty nails

Rinse and repeat. BORING AND UNINSPIRING AND NOT ASPIRATIONAL AT ALL

No one is jealous Grizzley, get over yer self!
 
They are hardly 'Adventures' are they though? She just...

Stands against painted walls
Tskes photos of her flippers on different tiles.

Cross over strapped sundress from behind as she stares into the distance whilst wearing that fugly fedora.

Benpecked's gnarly sundamaged legs in the infamous pink shorts.

#vitaminsea (eff off)
Hand hearts with 1 x poorly. Manicured nail and 1 x unattractive old freckle hands with dirty nails

Rinse and repeat. BORING AND UNINSPIRING AND NOT ASPIRATIONAL AT ALL

No one is jealous Grizzley, get over yer self!
They might have been adventures once. Now they’re just life on repeat featuring packet ham.
 
They are hardly 'Adventures' are they though? She just...

Stands against painted walls
Tskes photos of her flippers on different tiles.

Cross over strapped sundress from behind as she stares into the distance whilst wearing that fugly fedora.

Benpecked's gnarly sundamaged legs in the infamous pink shorts.

#vitaminsea (eff off)
Hand hearts with 1 x poorly. Manicured nail and 1 x unattractive old freckle hands with dirty nails

Rinse and repeat. BORING AND UNINSPIRING AND NOT ASPIRATIONAL AT ALL

No one is jealous Grizzley, get over yer self!
With zero chemistry between the two of them.
 
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