RVK_Loves #33 not to worry my husband still earns 10 times more than you

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So basically, grabby thought that covid-19 would be non existent for 2021... meaning hers plans for a 2nd cash cow pregnancy could go ahead, as she needed insta content and freebies.

Of course the birth was #dreamy and only took 3 hrs this time. Worried she was gonna give birth alone 🤣🤣🤣 erm your hubby is home ALL the bleeping time babysitting you or 5 minutes up the road playing making quality furniture with curious George and invisible mark.

Retreated into their bubble 😆😆😆 oh duck the duck off, you've spent the last 18 months bending the rules to suit. So the bubble was:- going to the Isle of White to see relatives with mummaK & daddy, bentos birthday garden party followed by a family BBQ, London Zoo visit and walking round Hampstead... 2 weeks before your due date?! #wankers.

And if a grabby birthing bingo card for hammy Waffy had been a thing, we'd have ticked all the boxes:-

* Stars aligning ✔️
* Perfect birth ✔️
* Smug bleep face ✔️
* Pearl earrings ✔️
* Tippex nails ✔️
* B/W photos of her and the peeeado ✔️
* The obligatory b/w photo of Bentos with Waffy✔️

Surprised we've not been treated to some photos of her breastfeeding waffy {whilst downing a courgette smoothie} saying how easy breastfeeding is the 2nd time round blah blah. And that Frah Frah wanting to help feed her baby brother.
 
Pass_the_popcorn said:
We all know it’s not all that dreamy second time around. The after pains were worse than some contractions and the baby blues, whilst dealing with a two year old (who was confused and put out) was testing.
My husband spent his 2 week paternity leave driving us four around in the car (the only way my two year old would nap) whilst I cried from having sore nipples and exhaustion.
Why can’t some people realise that being true and honest is the best way to be relatable. Giving birth in Pearl earrings and pretending that every moment is perfect just justifies why she gets so many threads on here (that and the fact she has a creepy husband who wants to have sex with underage children)
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That was our experience of paternity leave too with the second..! Stressful to say the least
 
Unbelievable said:
So basically, grabby thought that covid-19 would be non existent for 2021... meaning hers plans for a 2nd cash cow pregnancy could go ahead, as she needed insta content and freebies.

Of course the birth was #dreamy and only took 3 hrs this time. Worried she was gonna give birth alone 🤣🤣🤣 erm your hubby is home ALL the bleeping time babysitting you or 5 minutes up the road playing making quality furniture with curious George and invisible mark.

Retreated into their bubble 😆😆😆 oh duck the duck off, you've spent the last 18 months bending the rules to suit. So the bubble was:- going to the Isle of White to see relatives with mummaK & daddy, bentos birthday garden party followed by a family BBQ, London Zoo visit and walking round Hampstead... 2 weeks before your due date?! #wankers.

And if a grabby birthing bingo card for hammy Waffy had been a thing, we'd have ticked all the boxes:-

* Stars aligning ✔️
* Perfect birth ✔️
* Smug bleep face ✔️
* Pearl earrings ✔️
* Tippex nails ✔️
* B/W photos of her and the peeeado ✔️
* The obligatory b/w photo of Bentos with Waffy✔️

Surprised we've not been treated to some photos of her breastfeeding waffy {whilst downing a courgette smoothie} saying how easy breastfeeding is the 2nd time round blah blah. And that Frah Frah wanting to help feed her baby brother.
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Curious George and the invisible (kite)mark
 
MissTeddy said:
So who took the soft focus, b&w family portrait…. The poor midwife? Or worse, did she set up the tripod and hidden under Waffy is the clicker 🙈.
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Was going to ask the exact same thing

Unbelievable said:
So basically, grabby thought that covid-19 would be non existent for 2021... meaning hers plans for a 2nd cash cow pregnancy could go ahead, as she needed insta content and freebies.

Of course the birth was #dreamy and only took 3 hrs this time. Worried she was gonna give birth alone 🤣🤣🤣 erm your hubby is home ALL the bleeping time babysitting you or 5 minutes up the road playing making quality furniture with curious George and invisible mark.

Retreated into their bubble 😆😆😆 oh duck the duck off, you've spent the last 18 months bending the rules to suit. So the bubble was:- going to the Isle of White to see relatives with mummaK & daddy, bentos birthday garden party followed by a family BBQ, London Zoo visit and walking round Hampstead... 2 weeks before your due date?! #wankers.

And if a grabby birthing bingo card for hammy Waffy had been a thing, we'd have ticked all the boxes:-

* Stars aligning ✔
* Perfect birth ✔
* Smug bleep face ✔
* Pearl earrings ✔
* Tippex nails ✔
* B/W photos of her and the peeeado ✔
* The obligatory b/w photo of Bentos with Waffy✔

Surprised we've not been treated to some photos of her breastfeeding waffy {whilst downing a courgette smoothie} saying how easy breastfeeding is the 2nd time round blah blah. And that Frah Frah wanting to help feed her baby brother.
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You win at tattle today 😂🤣😂
 
Another grabby clone. Note Grabby’s comments!
 

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CharlotteSometimes said:
Another grabby clone. Note Grabby’s comments!
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That's so sad, so basically she can't enjoy her 9 day old bundle of joy because a) she's still lamenting on being pregnant and wishing she could go back to it (even though at the time she was manically drinking alllllll the bleeping raspberry leaf tea and all the other old wives tales, probably except eating curry because that's too foreign) and b) she's already done a post about him being 10 days old even though he isn't yet so she just wants to hit allllll the milestones and can't even wait until the right day. She has no concept of the present day and enjoying what she has RIGHT NOW. She's missing all the actual things the baby is doing RIGHT NOW because she's either looking back or planning ahead. Poor kid.
 
Sw4 said:
That's so sad, so basically she can't enjoy her 9 day old bundle of joy because a) she's still lamenting on being pregnant and wishing she could go back to it (even though at the time she was manically drinking alllllll the bleeping raspberry leaf tea and all the other old wives tales, probably except eating curry because that's too foreign) and b) she's already done a post about him being 10 days old even though he isn't yet so she just wants to hit allllll the milestones and can't even wait until the right day. She has no concept of the present day and enjoying what she has RIGHT NOW. She's missing all the actual things the baby is doing RIGHT NOW because she's either looking back or planning ahead. Poor kid.
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For someone who says RIGHT NOW all the frigging time, she really does not know what those words mean/how to live RIGHT NOW 🤣🤣
And fuckkkkk off green eyed girl 🙄👊🏽 Be your own person for gods sake! I’m embarrassed for both of them 🤦🏽‍♀️

Ahhhhh 😞 was it something you said/posted Grabbala??
 

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