100% agree, soft play places are
bleeping hideous... feral kids running riot whilst the mums have gathered for a
witch-chat. There's always one kid that will push other kids out of the way, one that will hog one area and not let anyone else in it, a small group that will start a mini WWE match in the difficult to get bit at the top. The ball pit is a disgusting pissy
crappy germ fest and you can guarantee your child will fall ill with a temperature within an hour after you leave the place. And the noise... OMFG, the
bleeping noise. Going to a concert is quieter. If it ain't the kids screaming their heads off or crying, you've got mums shouting at the kids. You'll also guarantee to bump into a mum from the school that you detest
The food is
tit and over-priced. And your kids will whine like
duck for money to put in those machines that have the crappy plastic surprise gifts, small irritating bouncy balls, tattooes or sweets.