HashtagRealTalk
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A painful finger keeping her up...?! Is she trolling us? She has to be. What on this earth could have possibly caused this absolute epitome of first world misery??
Did she...
A) Sprain her digit carrying her 16389 boxes of Black-Friday-freebies-which-she-will-blatantly-regift-for-Family-Christmas-Presents from the front porch?
B) Sustain an acute repetitive strain injury from refreshing her phone every 10 seconds to see how many Swipe Up hits her latest Turquoise Holidays #ad has generated (and whether she has enough hits and £££ for a one way ticket to the Maldives yet?)
C) Overdo it chopping up the “best ever“ girthy butternut squash, fresh from Bens allotment {NOT a euphemism...}
So many questions, so many question marks????
Did she...
A) Sprain her digit carrying her 16389 boxes of Black-Friday-freebies-which-she-will-blatantly-regift-for-Family-Christmas-Presents from the front porch?
B) Sustain an acute repetitive strain injury from refreshing her phone every 10 seconds to see how many Swipe Up hits her latest Turquoise Holidays #ad has generated (and whether she has enough hits and £££ for a one way ticket to the Maldives yet?)
C) Overdo it chopping up the “best ever“ girthy butternut squash, fresh from Bens allotment {NOT a euphemism...}
So many questions, so many question marks????