RVK Loves #13 she’s not fake, she’s faux, can’t stick to lockdown though.

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I’m going to put it out there but I find these staged doorstep photos absolutely distasteful. Almost on a par with the hoards of dim-witted smiling Idiots you see taking selfies in front of Auschwitz or the 9/11 memorial to be honest.

Lockdown is something we are collectively enduring (some considerably more than others...) and clearly the ones who feel the need to capitalise on it for a photo opportunity to show off their big houses, Farrow and Ball sage green front doors and nuclear families see it as something to be celebrated.
I’m not sure the families of the 63,000 UK deceased would be donning their Sunday best and standing around smiling....
 
**Grabby and Benpecked’s Lockdown schedule 2020**

*Wake up naturally by sunlight streaming through gifted shutters - no alarm clock needed as no commute to run for

*Head off to dreamy cow parsley fields for a run (don’t look left it’s the M25) while other parent sits and plays with baby’s beige toys

* God forbid it’s raining!!!!!! But if it is, no fear! The schedule can adapt to an online Pilates/barre/reformer class from a quiet, undisturbed room again, whilst other parent occupies only child of 10 months old

*post-exercise bowl of pre-prepared slop, sorry, Bircher, overnight chia topped oats with the milk from the breasts of a vestal virgin

*after breakfast potter in garden/allotment/mum’s garden taking pictures of alliums/peonies/tetanus-inducing sandpits and poo brown stripy paddling pools

*Hearty dinner of salad leaf and couscous with {this guy}, spend whole evening fretting about how they will fit breakfast in together in their tight schedule

Hard life, Grabby.
 
HashtagRealTalk said:
I’m going to put it out there but I find these staged doorstep photos absolutely distasteful. Almost on a par with the hoards of dim-witted smiling Idiots you see taking selfies in front of Auschwitz or the 9/11 memorial to be honest.

Lockdown is something we are collectively enduring (some considerably more than others...) and clearly the ones who feel the need to capitalise on it for a photo opportunity to show off their big houses, Farrow and Ball sage green front doors and nuclear families see it as something to be celebrated.
I’m not sure the families of the 63,000 UK deceased would be donning their Sunday best and standing around smiling....
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Esther Babyccino, friend of Courtney Adamo, did some, she’s undoubtedly copied her.
 
HashtagRealTalk said:
I’m going to put it out there but I find these staged doorstep photos absolutely distasteful. Almost on a par with the hoards of dim-witted smiling Idiots you see taking selfies in front of Auschwitz or the 9/11 memorial to be honest.

Lockdown is something we are collectively enduring (some considerably more than others...) and clearly the ones who feel the need to capitalise on it for a photo opportunity to show off their big houses, Farrow and Ball sage green front doors and nuclear families see it as something to be celebrated.
I’m not sure the families of the 63,000 UK deceased would be donning their Sunday best and standing around smiling....
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I get your thinking but I get why people are choosing to have these sort of shots done. There are still moments of joy to be had even when things are challenging. All the photographers round here are giving a donation to a local charity out of the money they are charging and it’s actually a really reasonable way of getting nice family photos.

We are all taking photos on our phones during lockdown so I don’t see why having a few family photos on your doorstep is wrong.

That awful headband she’s wearing however 🤮
 
HashtagRealTalk said:
I’m going to put it out there but I find these staged doorstep photos absolutely distasteful. Almost on a par with the hoards of dim-witted smiling Idiots you see taking selfies in front of Auschwitz or the 9/11 memorial to be honest.

Lockdown is something we are collectively enduring (some considerably more than others...) and clearly the ones who feel the need to capitalise on it for a photo opportunity to show off their big houses, Farrow and Ball sage green front doors and nuclear families see it as something to be celebrated.
I’m not sure the families of the 63,000 UK deceased would be donning their Sunday best and standing around smiling....
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Well said!
 
Clare said:
**Grabby and Benpecked’s Lockdown schedule 2020**

*Wake up naturally by sunlight streaming through gifted shutters - no alarm clock needed as no commute to run for

*Head off to dreamy cow parsley fields for a run (don’t look left it’s the M25) while other parent sits and plays with baby’s beige toys

* God forbid it’s raining!!!!!! But if it is, no fear! The schedule can adapt to an online Pilates/barre/reformer class from a quiet, undisturbed room again, whilst other parent occupies only child of 10 months old

*post-exercise bowl of pre-prepared slop, sorry, Bircher, overnight chia topped oats with the milk from the breasts of a vestal virgin

*after breakfast potter in garden/allotment/mum’s garden taking pictures of alliums/peonies/tetanus-inducing sandpits and poo brown stripy paddling pools

*Hearty dinner of salad leaf and couscous with {this guy}, spend whole evening fretting about how they will fit breakfast in together in their tight schedule

Hard life, Grabby.
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absolutely brilliant- made me snort laugh x
 
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