Russ in Cheshire

[Grizzlybear]

Omfg I’ve just checked this on a twitter follow check site and it’s TRUE!

What did he do?!

ETA - he doesn’t follow her either!! Did she not pre order the book?

I reckon it’s fallout from shag gate, either they did and she’s blocked him out of mortification. Or they didn’t and he slid in with a “now you mention it milady” and she’s blocked him out of mortification.

He definitely tried to shag her, didn't he?

Great minds babe

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I reckon it’s fallout from shag gate, either they did and she’s blocked him out of mortification. Or they didn’t and he slid in with a “now you mention it milady” and she’s blocked him out of mortification.


Great minds babe

Omg this is mortifying

Tbh thank god she didn’t go near him cos we’ve all read about it and it sounds bleeping awful.

 

[Grizzlybear]

Omg this is mortifying

Tbh thank god she didn’t go near him cos we’ve all read about it and it sounds bleeping awful.

I know, even typing a shag adjacent sentence related to him made me dry heave

 

[skronkywildcat]

Maybe he told her she was being a bit OTT with the “telephoning the police” stuff so she blocked him?

 

[Vulnavia]

Omfg I’ve just checked this on a twitter follow check site and it’s TRUE!

What did he do?!

The minge giveth, and the minge taketh away.

 

[MarthaFarkus]

Tanskiiiiii is annoying as feck on Twitter but I honestly can’t see her being wooed by him. Nobody of sound mind likes being m’ladied. Absolutely hilarious that she doesn’t follow him anymore though, oh to be a fly in their dm’s

 

[Vulnavia]

 

[Phillipa78]

Maybe he was annoyed that m'lady doth protest too much?! I mean, it was a vehement denial and semi-legal rebuttal from tanskiii.

 

[CookieZippy]

I bet he got a bit too handsy with tanskiii

 

[StatusWoe]

Omfg I’ve just checked this on a twitter follow check site and it’s TRUE!

What did he do?!

ETA - he doesn’t follow her either!! Did she not pre order the book?

Maybe the police advised her to unfollow, probably for her own safety?

ETA: Or maybe she didn't like his twitter joke! - the one he deleted.

 

[Hollaaa]

That special division of Essex Police doing 120 hour weeks again.

 

[Mr Krabs]

I don’t think they shagged. They’re both just so socially inept that even some Twitter banter upset them so much that they had to distance themselves from each other. Like when someone at school would accuse you of liking a boy, so you’d never speak to him again and make sure you loudly talked about how not interested you are.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I bet he got a bit too handsy with tanskiii

How would she know? His hands are tiny!

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

This was the picture I wanted but I was in a rush yesterday:

As for the Tanskii thing I think that he has definitely taken his shot in the aftermath of everyone saying they shagged and the scales have fallen from her eyes regarding what he actually is. Just a mate, just a platonic mate, who would take any opportunity to get at her rear foo foo.

 

[CookieZippy]

He's following her again. But it hasn't been reciprocated.

 

[StatusWoe]

He's following her again. But it hasn't been reciprocated.

Oooh. It all feels very 'Year 8 lunchtime gossip'.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Oh mate I'm embarrassed for you and no a jaunty '!' doesn't help.

(She has covid. And didn't 'like' or reply).

 

[HotesTilaire]

Tanskii has the ick

 

[MarthaFarkus]

Oh mate I'm embarrassed for you and no a jaunty '!' doesn't help.

(She has covid. And didn't 'like' or reply).

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He’s about as ‘breezy’ and laid back as Monica was in Friends when she left a message on Richard’s answer machine (bit niche, sorry). I bet his profile picture strikes the fear of God into her like it does everyone else. Give it up, pal, she’s not interested.

 

[skronkywildcat]

Oh so if he’s re-followed her maybe she soft blocked him and he’s too dim to realise.