Russ in Cheshire

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bladiesla said:
In my experience men who talk about it so much just really enjoy the idea of being the local Cunnilingus King. More so that the deed itself.
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“Acksually I love giving head and can happily do it for hours. I love it more than getting blow jobs!”
*two laps of the tongue later*
“Sigh, are you done yet? My jaw hurts. Why don’t you return the favour m’lady?”

Someone asked what a neckbeard was. It’s an old internet term for a scraggly beard grown on the neck to try and cover a chubbier face. Except it works about as well as a bloatee.
 
I’ve always been proudly bisexual, but thanks to reading about Russ on this thread…

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becky's artex ceiling said:
I literally cannot stop reading his 'naked mole rat' archived blog. Literally cannot stop. I'm gonna dislocate something soon considering the constant full body chills of second hand embarrassment :eek::eek::eek:
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I went through that last night (too hot to sleep). It's so grotesque, and I had to stop every five minutes to remind myself that this is a man born in 1970, and not in, like, 2005.
 
kachoochoo said:
gross sex stuff aside, I saw this on twitter

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so I checked out his unbound tiers

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Omg brilliant receipts, thank you, but imagine if you’d pre ordered this then discovered the sex blog? And it was a signed copy so you knew it had been touched? Oh no.

Also this isn’t even meant to sound shadey but when ppl self publish and do things like this wtf happens with the sheer volume of books delivered? Is he gonna have palettes turn up to his house that he’s just got to store? Will he be on the grift for a warehouse next?
 
I think a lot of the shite self-publishing platforms print on demand. So they print and despatch them as ordered. However, I don’t know what they do if there’s a sudden mass of returns? Shred them and use them as packing paper? Imagine getting your Boohoo order and you find a shred of paper with ‘rear foo-foo’ written on it.
 
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