Ruben Dias #15 Alpha, Muscular, Hot and Fit, get us up the duff any way you see fit

[MissDolly]

Why Ruben??

The front isn't long enough for him to pull that off
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Please tell me you ordered a car and a vibrator turned up instead
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Lazy Sunday morning is his fragrance vibe

No.. I ordered the vibrator as a late birthday present for myself and luckily it turned up just in time for the car to fail MOT.. So, husband is in the naughty corner atm ..
I'll tell him to buy Lazy Sunday if he wants to ever get lucky again

 

[VC10]

Dear God.....

I'm pregnant with his sons

 

[MissDolly]

Ok.. I might need to watch the documentary tonight

 

[Donald23]

Ok.. I might need to watch the documentary tonight View attachment 2852908 q

@AdsB please let him wear knee pads next time

 

[Poppy462]

I’m on my way

 

[MissDolly]

@AdsB please let him wear knee pads next time

@AdsB Won't care, ruben isn't even on his top 5
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I’m on my way

Can I tag along?

 

[Poppy462]

@AdsB Won't care, ruben isn't even on his top 5
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Can I tag along?

It’s a disgrace Ruben doesn’t make his top 5!
Yes I reckon Ruben could handle us both

 

[AdsB]

@AdsB Won't care, ruben isn't even on his top 5

Ruben is in the top 5

 

[MissDolly]

Ruben is in the top 5

Is he??
I thought it's
Mason
Dec
Madders
Martin
Chilly

 

[VC10]

I bet Ruben is relentless in the sack

 

[StephenTJackson]

I bet Ruben is relentless in the sack

Definitely puts your back out and leaves you limping for a week when he's finished.

 

[AdsB]

Is he??
I thought it's
Mason
Dec
Madders
Martin
Chilly

Martin is 6 I love that you know my list almost

 

[MissDolly]

Martin is 6 I love that you know my list almost

Because you keep repeating it as if you're manifesting them

 

[AdsB]

Because you keep repeating it as if you're manifesting them

I can’t help it if people wanna see my list and my questionable taste in men .

Maybe I am manifesting them

 

[Poppy462]

 

[AdsB]

@StephenTJackson have you got to Rubén’s hand after you hurt Phil’s?

 

[StephenTJackson]

@StephenTJackson have you got to Rubén’s hand after you hurt Phil’s?

Just keep getting induced into a feral state by sexy Man City players. Can't control myself.

 

[Donald23]

Just keep getting induced into a feral state by sexy Man City players. Can't control myself.

Is that pato as your profile pic? Are you now collecting racing drivers as well as footballers?

 

[StephenTJackson]

Is that pato as your profile pic? Are you now collecting racing drivers as well as footballers?

Yes that's Pato O'Ward. I've been collecting racing drivers even longer than footballers.

 

[AdsB]

Is that pato as your profile pic? Are you now collecting racing drivers as well as footballers?

See I get all the flack for lusting over footballers. But Stephen is lusting over footballers AND racing drivers full time!