Ruben Dias #15 Alpha, Muscular, Hot and Fit, get us up the duff any way you see fit

[kaaa2]

I think I’m over Ruben…

Same, confirmed it, been away from his threads for a while, came to them today and yeh still feel the same

 

[CheekyVimto99]

poor Ruben.... something is going on because he was pretty nailed on in the squad then pep stopped picking him now he was ' ill ' what's wrong baby Ru

 

[Donald23]

poor Ruben.... something is going on because he was pretty nailed on in the squad then pep stopped picking him now he was ' ill ' what's wrong baby Ru

He’s not that ill if he’s following girls with boyfriends, wonder if one of them had enough and slashed his tyres

 

[AdsB]

Wonder if one of them had enough and slashed his tyres

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as a gay man I shouldn’t have googled “slut on a car”
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[Donald23]

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Slut on car basically describes the post that got Ruben involved with arabella

 

[VC10]

Mmmmmm Ruben.




Come in my garden

 

[AdsB]

Mmmmmm Ruben.




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He can plant his seeds in my back garden.

 

[Just Drive]

Mmmmmm Ruben.




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[CheekyVimto99]

I can just imagine him picking you up and carrying you to the bedroom or just up against the wall.....

Edited because by you I obviously mean me

 

[VC10]

Mmmmm I bet he would. He's so fit and strong.

Mr. VC10 used to be able to oblige me like that 100 years ago


Now it would be pick up , stagger, 2 bounces & his knees would overheat & my engine check light would come on

 

[dreamteam1]

Slut on car basically describes the post that got Ruben involved with arabella

She’s got to be earning ££ from these footballers, following so many!

 

[Donald23]

She’s got to be earning ££ from these footballers, following so many!

I do really feel for her, imagine being stuck with a brand who can’t even edit something on to a bus without it looking fake

 

[Just Drive]

I do really feel for her, imagine being stuck with a brand who can’t even edit something on to a bus without it looking fake

So cringe.

 

[Donald23]

In other news FG isn’t at Lio Ibiza this year, wonder if she’s creating a special performance for the euros opening ceremony

 

[Just Drive]

In other news FG isn’t at Lio Ibiza this year, wonder if she’s creating a special performance for the euros opening ceremony

That’s exactly what the ceremony needs, a good humping routine to the musical stylings of Imagine Dragons!

 

[VC10]

Even Ronaldo wants Ruben

 

[AdsB]

Even Ronaldo wants Ruben

Fair play Ronaldo I would do the same

 

[AdsB]

 

[Spectacles]

Don't be changing your style Ruben to try and get me back on the train!

 

[Donald23]

Don't be changing your style Ruben to try and get me back on the train!

If this gets you back on the train we need to discuss whether you have a love of 00’s teenage pop stars