Why hasn’t he done one of him walking around japan
So intense, so focused.The third one makes me feel funny. In a good way.
HE’S LOOKING AT A CHILD JDSo intense, so focused.
What? Oh tit! No wonder you and @Miss Sally laughed at my post! Forget what I said. I’ll amend it to: look how adorable he is.HE’S LOOKING AT A CHILD JD
Thinking about whether he could kidnap to start his collection
I hope he's an ear whisperer, it's sexy.Does he have a connection with pavard or does he just like whispering intently in his opposing numbers ear before every match?
Does he have a connection with pavard or does he just like whispering intently in his opposing numbers ear before every match?
Definitely an ear whisperer.I hope he's an ear whisperer, it's sexy.
I can’t find the full video but he’s a neck grabber as well. These two shared an intimate moment during last years community shieldI hope he's an ear whisperer, it's sexy.
I can’t find the full video but he’s a neck grabber as well. These two shared an intimate moment during last years community shield
tit, you guys, I massively overslept because I was dreaming Ruben was in love with me.
Not complaining or anything but I'm running late so can't divulge now but will come back later and tell you all about it.
I can’t wait!!tit, you guys, I massively overslept because I was dreaming Ruben was in love with me.
Not complaining or anything but I'm running late so can't divulge now but will come back later and tell you all about it.
This is a whole movie!!!! Omg that sounds amazingPlease bear in mind this was a post-alarm snooze dream and so both incredibly vivid and incredibly garbled.
I was throwing a big party at my house for all of my extended family and friends, lots of food and drink and children running around.
Ruben was there as a friend of my cousin. My good friend @Just Drive was also present
The party went into the next day and I realised I had to go to work (yes I was dreaming about rushing to work when I should have been actually rushing to work) and I just told everyone to carry on without me and I'd be back later.
I called a taxi and watched it approach on the app but the car's little icon wasn't a car, it was a little skiing man and I got concerned about having to ski to work when I can't ski and there wasn't even any snow.
The taxi arrived and it was an actual car thankfully but then I noticed my phone battery was on 4% (this is very unrealistic) so I ran back into the house and gave my phone to Ruben and he agreed to charge it.
Then I went to work and the taxi driver said the area I live in is really nice and if he lived there he'd never leave and I got all emotional but then a house we drove past was on fire so that made me feel better about leaving.
That evening I got home from work and there was chaos. Apparently as Ruben had been plugging in my phone I received a text from @Just Drive saying "OMG did you see Ruben in his tiny shorts? How did you manage to control yourself?" and then he dismissed the text notification to reveal my lockscreen which was a slideshow of pictures of him.
I was madly embarrassed and went outside with Ruben so I could apologise to him but instead of him rightfully recognising me as a mad obsessive and running as far as possible, he just said "You liked the shorts? I wore them for you"
And then he kissed me up against the wall of my house and it started snowing and it was very romantic.
We had a brief but passionate heart to heart that involved lots more kisses but then he had to go
I cleared all the people out of my house and then I danced on the drive in the snow with my dad like I was a little girl, standing on his feet, and we had this conversation:
Papa Goss: Do you know what you're doing, pickle?
Me: Always!
Papa Goss: You deserve more from a relationship than just a man who looks good in little shorts.
Me: You did notice the shorts, though.
Papa Goss: I'm only human.
Then the next day I was at work again and someone said "goss, there's a man walking round looking for you" and I looked up and it was Ruben, he'd somehow evaded building security and wandered into the office. He was wearing a big soft hoodie and his hair was very fluffy and I leapt into his arms and he caught me and we kissed and my boss said "maybe you should take a minute".
Then Ruben reached into his backpack and brought out a couple of tupperware boxes and said he'd brought me lunch.
So we went to the canteen and sat on opposite sides of a table and ate our lunch, and we kept nudging each other's feet and making eye contact and smiling and it was cute af.
Then I woke up again and had to rush to work
This is stellar! I am honored to have been a part of it.Please bear in mind this was a post-alarm snooze dream and so both incredibly vivid and incredibly garbled.
I was throwing a big party at my house for all of my extended family and friends, lots of food and drink and children running around.
Ruben was there as a friend of my cousin. My good friend @Just Drive was also present
The party went into the next day and I realised I had to go to work (yes I was dreaming about rushing to work when I should have been actually rushing to work) and I just told everyone to carry on without me and I'd be back later.
I called a taxi and watched it approach on the app but the car's little icon wasn't a car, it was a little skiing man and I got concerned about having to ski to work when I can't ski and there wasn't even any snow.
The taxi arrived and it was an actual car thankfully but then I noticed my phone battery was on 4% (this is very unrealistic) so I ran back into the house and gave my phone to Ruben and he agreed to charge it.
Then I went to work and the taxi driver said the area I live in is really nice and if he lived there he'd never leave and I got all emotional but then a house we drove past was on fire so that made me feel better about leaving.
That evening I got home from work and there was chaos. Apparently as Ruben had been plugging in my phone I received a text from @Just Drive saying "OMG did you see Ruben in his tiny shorts? How did you manage to control yourself?" and then he dismissed the text notification to reveal my lockscreen which was a slideshow of pictures of him.
I was madly embarrassed and went outside with Ruben so I could apologise to him but instead of him rightfully recognising me as a mad obsessive and running as far as possible, he just said "You liked the shorts? I wore them for you"
And then he kissed me up against the wall of my house and it started snowing and it was very romantic.
We had a brief but passionate heart to heart that involved lots more kisses but then he had to go
I cleared all the people out of my house and then I danced on the drive in the snow with my dad like I was a little girl, standing on his feet, and we had this conversation:
Papa Goss: Do you know what you're doing, pickle?
Me: Always!
Papa Goss: You deserve more from a relationship than just a man who looks good in little shorts.
Me: You did notice the shorts, though.
Papa Goss: I'm only human.
Then the next day I was at work again and someone said "goss, there's a man walking round looking for you" and I looked up and it was Ruben, he'd somehow evaded building security and wandered into the office. He was wearing a big soft hoodie and his hair was very fluffy and I leapt into his arms and he caught me and we kissed and my boss said "maybe you should take a minute".
Then Ruben reached into his backpack and brought out a couple of tupperware boxes and said he'd brought me lunch.
So we went to the canteen and sat on opposite sides of a table and ate our lunch, and we kept nudging each other's feet and making eye contact and smiling and it was cute af.
Then I woke up again and had to rush to work
Exactly what I was thinking. That was a rom-com! This made my day.This is a whole movie!!!! Omg that sounds amazing
Please have more post alarm snooze dreams they are amazingPlease bear in mind this was a post-alarm snooze dream and so both incredibly vivid and incredibly garbled.
I was throwing a big party at my house for all of my extended family and friends, lots of food and drink and children running around.
Ruben was there as a friend of my cousin. My good friend @Just Drive was also present
The party went into the next day and I realised I had to go to work (yes I was dreaming about rushing to work when I should have been actually rushing to work) and I just told everyone to carry on without me and I'd be back later.
I called a taxi and watched it approach on the app but the car's little icon wasn't a car, it was a little skiing man and I got concerned about having to ski to work when I can't ski and there wasn't even any snow.
The taxi arrived and it was an actual car thankfully but then I noticed my phone battery was on 4% (this is very unrealistic) so I ran back into the house and gave my phone to Ruben and he agreed to charge it.
Then I went to work and the taxi driver said the area I live in is really nice and if he lived there he'd never leave and I got all emotional but then a house we drove past was on fire so that made me feel better about leaving.
That evening I got home from work and there was chaos. Apparently as Ruben had been plugging in my phone I received a text from @Just Drive saying "OMG did you see Ruben in his tiny shorts? How did you manage to control yourself?" and then he dismissed the text notification to reveal my lockscreen which was a slideshow of pictures of him.
I was madly embarrassed and went outside with Ruben so I could apologise to him but instead of him rightfully recognising me as a mad obsessive and running as far as possible, he just said "You liked the shorts? I wore them for you"
And then he kissed me up against the wall of my house and it started snowing and it was very romantic.
We had a brief but passionate heart to heart that involved lots more kisses but then he had to go
I cleared all the people out of my house and then I danced on the drive in the snow with my dad like I was a little girl, standing on his feet, and we had this conversation:
Papa Goss: Do you know what you're doing, pickle?
Me: Always!
Papa Goss: You deserve more from a relationship than just a man who looks good in little shorts.
Me: You did notice the shorts, though.
Papa Goss: I'm only human.
Then the next day I was at work again and someone said "goss, there's a man walking round looking for you" and I looked up and it was Ruben, he'd somehow evaded building security and wandered into the office. He was wearing a big soft hoodie and his hair was very fluffy and I leapt into his arms and he caught me and we kissed and my boss said "maybe you should take a minute".
Then Ruben reached into his backpack and brought out a couple of tupperware boxes and said he'd brought me lunch.
So we went to the canteen and sat on opposite sides of a table and ate our lunch, and we kept nudging each other's feet and making eye contact and smiling and it was cute af.
Then I woke up again and had to rush to work
Ooooh good shout on the last question…Please have more post alarm snooze dreams they are amazing
1) you have security at work?
2) he so owns tupaware and bought Bernardo some as a side gift for the wedding
3) could this be your subconscious combining Ruben and work crush?