Roxy Winstanley #5- J still doesn't sleep, that's nothing new. let's see how Ron f*cks up kid number 2

What's in store for 2024?

  • Scott finally gives up on man hands and leaves

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • She will restrict diet again and give kid 2 massive allergies

    Votes: 8 40.0%
  • Will have a breakdown at first mention of geriatric pregnancy

    Votes: 5 25.0%
  • We will see 127 posts of side by side selfies and mention of 42 litre blood loss

    Votes: 16 80.0%

  • Total voters
    20
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The kid is still in nappies ....

But I thought she used full sentences to tell you when she needed the toilet Ron?

That kid is so far behind in all aspects of development and it is all Ron's fault!

No way she is going to grow up and be a veterinary surgeon .... now that will be one thing " just like Mamma " 😂

She hasn't even started potty training - if she had we would have heard it all by now. She is going to struggle now if she doesnt get it done before she gives birth. Kids tend to regress after having a sibling so at this pace she'll be starting school and still not be potty trainer and still have a bloody dummy and misplaced teeth all over.
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100% set it up

The kid can't crack a smile properly never mind crack open various cuboards and jars

I thought that. BJ might have been able to spoon stuff in one big bowl but no way she opened those tubs all by herself
 
Is he your best mate or something?!
 

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Probably thought the big tr@nny could handle it easily
Is there going to be a weekly ‘not ideal being (insert number) weeks pregnant? It wasn’t ideal moving house pregnant, now it’s not ideal intentionally going to Ikea to return a heavy and bulky item. Ron, you planned these things knowing that you are pregnant. Last I checked ikea don’t have a concierge service 🙄
 
So much going on here.
Her face. Looks more 46 than 36
Man hands of course
Vile belly button
See the halo that's perfectly around her arse? Obvious editing. If you're going to pretend you have an arse, at least be good at Photoshop 😂😂
 

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She writes utter bollocks and has no ability to remember the tales she's spun.

She rushed back to the gym in less than 6 weeks. She was walking 3KM from when B was 12 days old even though she nearly died from a 75 litre haemorrhage 🤦🏼‍♀️

Her midwife said wait 3 months, but she went with the advice of some hack on the internet that told her what she wanted to hear. So stop with all the preaching that you never listen too.

I hope she isn't going on about a perineum oil with this pregnancy. It did Jack shit anyway 🤭🤣
 

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So much going on here.
Her face. Looks more 46 than 36
Man hands of course
Vile belly button
See the halo that's perfectly around her arse? Obvious editing. If you're going to pretend you have an arse, at least be good at Photoshop 😂😂

considering the amount of work and botox she has had, she looks like shit

bangs on about good genes but Mummy Win looks like an actual corpse as well 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
Amazing how different she looks when she's not in charge of the selfie 🥴
I don't think I've ever seen such uneven eyes in my life! Except Sloth of course 😂
 

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