Rochelle Humes #9 She doesn’t have a nanny. Marvin has never cheated. She’s a talented presenter.

[Keep Smiling]

Why has she moved again?

They’re building a house but I guess the rental has expired so for some reason moving again while it’s being built. Except miss Lazy pants has got the style sisters unpacking. His forbid she did anything herself.

 

[Joannabloggs]

I don’t get how she affords her lifestyle. She’s not main character material in the presenting world if you know what I mean? She’s not like Cat Deeley or Holly Willoughby level. She’s merely a fill in, she doesn’t have the talent or likeability for itv to back her with her own show so she does dribs and drabs of presenting which can’t earn as much as she bloody spends!

She’s forever flaunting her flash cars, handbags etc and is supposedly building her own home. Then she’s got three kids in a private school. I just googled a private school near North London and their fees for next year? £7825 PER TERM. So each year she’s spending £93k for all three of them potentially. My little coco is doing well according to company house but duck me, surely she doesn’t earn this much?! To be blunt, it’s not sustainable for her level of talent. All I can say is she must have either made bank when she was in the Saturdays and had a bloody good accountant advising her or there’s silent backers that are propping up her accounts to make them look good!

21k per child per annum is quite cheap. My school (london for context) used to be 4k per term, it's now 9k (not factoring the extra 20% that's coming). My school used to offer 10% off for siblings but that barely touches the sides. There's no way they can continue to afford tuition, school trips, uniforms etc for 3 children

If they're smart, they'll move to an area with good grammar schools.

 

[Flowergirl14]

21k per child per annum is quite cheap. My school (london for context) used to be 4k per term, it's now 9k (not factoring the extra 20% that's coming). My school used to offer 10% off for siblings but that barely touches the sides. There's no way they can continue to afford tuition, school trips, uniforms etc for 3 children

If they're smart, they'll move to an area with good grammar schools.

But their kids would need brains to pass the 11+ exam to get into grammar school.
I very much doubt they have inherited any brains from their parents ….?

 

[Joannabloggs]

But their kids would need brains to pass the 11+ exam to get into grammar school.
I very much doubt they have inherited any brains from their parents ….?

One would hope going to prep school could counteract the limited gene pool

 

[Judes1974]

How long is it taking to build their new house?!

 

[Glencoe]

The school her kids go to is 10k per term.

 

[Lexi2017]

Have they moved into the house they were building or is this another rental????

Everyone would know if it was the new build!!!!
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I don’t get how she affords her lifestyle. She’s not main character material in the presenting world if you know what I mean? She’s not like Cat Deeley or Holly Willoughby level. She’s merely a fill in, she doesn’t have the talent or likeability for itv to back her with her own show so she does dribs and drabs of presenting which can’t earn as much as she bloody spends!

She’s forever flaunting her flash cars, handbags etc and is supposedly building her own home. Then she’s got three kids in a private school. I just googled a private school near North London and their fees for next year? £7825 PER TERM. So each year she’s spending £93k for all three of them potentially. My little coco is doing well according to company house but duck me, surely she doesn’t earn this much?! To be blunt, it’s not sustainable for her level of talent. All I can say is she must have either made bank when she was in the Saturdays and had a bloody good accountant advising her or there’s silent backers that are propping up her accounts to make them look good!

Alot of the holidays are gifted, which is why they always go to Dubai. It just so happeneds that their friends live there. Maldives holiday is also paid for by the hotel that Marvin DJs at.
She probably gets a good sum from all the brands she promotes.
Also she gets gifted alot of stuff, clothes, shoes, bags etc.
New house is probably paid by the sale of their old house.

 

[Joannabloggs]

The school her kids go to is 10k per term.

Told ya 20k seemed too low. By the time the youngest is in secondary, his will easily cost 15k a term

Everyone would know if it was the new build!!!!
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Alot of the holidays are gifted, which is why they always go to Dubai. It just so happeneds that their friends live there. Maldives holiday is also paid for by the hotel that Marvin DJs at.
She probably gets a good sum from all the brands she promotes.
Also she gets gifted alot of stuff, clothes, shoes, bags etc.
New house is probably paid by the sale of their old house.

Even if a lot of her life is "kindly gifted" British gas, texaco don't do discounts. Over the next ten years, they will have spent a million just on school fees. Marketing budgets are being slashed left right and centre, so her life is going to be a lot more expensive

 

[Chatterbox2412]

Told ya 20k seemed too low. By the time the youngest is in secondary, his will easily cost 15k a term



Even if a lot of her life is "kindly gifted" British gas, texaco don't do discounts. Over the next ten years, they will have spent a million just on school fees. Marketing budgets are being slashed left right and centre, so her life is going to be a lot more expensive

All that money on school fees and if our my life on it that she is going to start moulding her girls into ‘Mini influencers!’

 

[PerfectlyOrganisedMess]

All that money on school fees and if our my life on it that she is going to start moulding her girls into ‘Mini influencers!’

Really frustrates me that people send their kids to the best schools to give them the best opportunities and then they want to post pictures on instagram for their adult life or some other stupid business venture.
Look at Tamara eccleston, literally money no object, went to the best schools had the best access to education, and she decided once she wanted to make shampoos

Rochelle’s kids are already geared up to follow her IG lifestyle. She loves dressing them up and putting them on her socials. The eldest is out of school a lot and seemingly “helping” with my little coco.

 

[PerfectlyOrganisedMess]

Celebrity gossip thread discussing the power couple. Was I late to the party I don’t remember any discussion on sex parties and cum in the eye wtaf

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Celebrity gossip thread discussing the power couple. Was I late to the party I don’t remember any discussion on sex parties and cum in the eye wtaf

Sure I remember this story in the press lol

 

[Salacious]

Yes my very first post here on Tattle was about the A&E mishap!

 

[LilLily]

Why was she a presenter on Children in Need?!?!

 

[Its_Me]

Why was she a presenter on Children in Need?!?!

She’s done it for a long time now she even did one with old Terry. Still, it’s a good question!

 

[mrs Stot]

Why was she a presenter on Children in Need?!?!

she wasn’t A presenter on children in need. In her own words she is “a key player” at children in need! She states “some new people have joined, but the key players are still there”
How she can refer to herself as a key player or children in need i will never know.

Don’t forget in the same reel/story as advertising children in need, she has to mention cloudcha is 1 year old. How absolutely crass, advertising your business whilst discussing children in need (knowing traffic from children in need will up her story/reel views and gain her business more traction) - absolutely disgusting.

Throughout her 3 days in Manchester, she has not mentioned her own children. The children she has left, who moved to a new house less than a week ago. I can’t imagine moving my children (yet again) and then just swanning off away for 3 days a matter of days after the move.

the same move she said she was so busy with, then had a removal firm in and then the style sisters to unpack. This woman has no clue the impact of moving has, she doesn’t do a thing, just pays someone else to do it, then has the audacity to moan about moving.

talking if the style sisters, them showing Rochelle’s new shelving unit and them sorting the shelving…..why so many products and no L’Oréal or my little coco/m and s products in sight. Oh that’s because she doesn’t actually use any of that and all she does is lie and advertise any old stuff as long as she’s paid (bet there’s no Dylan in her utility room either)

Marvin is also just as bad, leaving the children to go out last night. Neither of them with the children when they haven’t even been in their new house a week, absolutely disgraceful. Those poor children may need routine, stability and comforting in a strange environment and instead their parents aren’t there and aren’t putting their children’s needs ahead of their own yet again.
rochelle didn’t have to do CIN, there was a stupid amount of presenters.
Marvin didn’t have to go for a night out.

lastly, seeing ‘the girls room’ (which I doubt the girls are sharing (but you never know) on the style sisters story ia heartbreaking. It is utter chaos, boxes and belongings everywhere.
I can’t imagine how upset the children must be to be living in chaos
I would make sure my children’s rooms were the priority and they were comfortable and settled first, before I started organising my own shoes and handbags/deodorant and shampoos etc. but of course Rochelle has had her own things prioritised over the children’s!

her own children are neglected continually. She’s never there for them when they really need a parent or reassurance, only there with a phone in their face when she can make some content out of them.

 

[mrs Stot]

Drove home to be with her babies….utter bullshit, she would have been driven home and I bet it’s because she is going shopping/having friends over/taking the children somewhere that suits her

her post this morning is absolutely disgusting, making CIN all about HER and the flowers she has received, the jewellery she has worn, make up and clothes she has worn etc. Nobody in their right mind would make CIN all about themselves, apart from narcissistic Rochelle who has to be the CENTRE of attention at ALL times!!!

disgusted in her post today, CIN is NOT about you Rochelle, you should have focused on the charity, the stories behind it and stopped bragging and boasting for one bloody day!

 

[Twixchick]

Slide 11 of her post, her gormless face game is strong

 

[BoogleC]

I don’t really pay attention to Rochelle but just turned over the telly to the Hit List. Wtf is she wearing

 

[MayVis]

I don’t really pay attention to Rochelle but just turned over the telly to the Hit List. Wtf is she wearing

I’ve never been on this thread but came to see if anyone has commented on it