Rochelle Humes #9 She doesn’t have a nanny. Marvin has never cheated. She’s a talented presenter.
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Prince fan 1999
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Makes you think things aren't that great as they can't ever be alone as a couple. Very weird.
Error404
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She post a picture of her desk quite often, a glass table with a computer on. A glass table that looks unused, no elbow marks no hand prints, you know the kind of thing a glass table easily shows up, completely trivial but I do notice things like that.
They have a very weird relationship. It wouldn't suprise me if they sleep in separate rooms, they never seem to have *family time* alone it's always with guest, her & Marv probably don't have much to talk about, what do they actually do, that you could say... well, how was your day. ??
The guest keep Marv and the kids occupied, while she stand in the mirror taking seven thousand selfies, for that first picture look
They have a very weird relationship. It wouldn't suprise me if they sleep in separate rooms, they never seem to have *family time* alone it's always with guest, her & Marv probably don't have much to talk about, what do they actually do, that you could say... well, how was your day. ??
The guest keep Marv and the kids occupied, while she stand in the mirror taking seven thousand selfies, for that first picture look
PerfectlyOrganisedMess
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She just creates scenes to pretend she’s working. As someone who likes macha (don’t come for me
) that first picture it looks soo grainy. I use my velvestiser to get it creamy but if you get any grainy bits it’s just not nice 
the picture of her “work desk”. 1) nobody uses their pad as mouse mat, unless you’re just scrolling through SM
2) no pens or anything on desk, no drawers with notes. As a busy worker I have postits on my work book for urgent todos, got highlighters and pens in my drawers (she doesn’t even have drawers on that desk).
3) weird unecessaey rubbish on desk. What’s with multiple unused pads, candles, bottles of drink.
4) No coaster (all those matcha she drinks and your telling me she puts cups down on glass table - tell me you never use your desk without telling me
that would get annoying within a day!this ain’t a desk that’s been setup for the comfort to work, and I don’t think this is a desk of someone who is working at it everyday - more like just used to flick through SM and post a picture
mrs Stot
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Another day not in the office.
she posted an hour ago that she was about to start work (1.15pm) and then she was doing the school run/juggling childcare with Marvin (i imagine 3/3.30pm school pick up time ) - bare in mind she needs to travel back to pick the children up from the school run, today must consist of an hours work maximum!
wow! Another busy day for the big boss mama!
At least she had time this morning for her Pilates, matcha and make up. We even got a picture (again) of all of them.
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she posted an hour ago that she was about to start work (1.15pm) and then she was doing the school run/juggling childcare with Marvin (i imagine 3/3.30pm school pick up time ) - bare in mind she needs to travel back to pick the children up from the school run, today must consist of an hours work maximum!
wow! Another busy day for the big boss mama!
At least she had time this morning for her Pilates, matcha and make up. We even got a picture (again) of all of them.
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Ps - she’s put a question box on her stories to ‘ask her anything’ - so tempted to ask her what makes her a full time worker? What makes her a full time mother? Why she lies about home help and Nanny’s? Why can’t she go a day without posting a selfie of herself? Why did she take her cheating husband back? Why did she have a band aid baby? Why does she not give more recognition to the people who actually do work at my little coco, the ones who actually hold down the fort while she swans around acting all important?….i could go on here for weeks
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Mummyof3boys
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Has she fallen out with Georgia Clev 
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Ask if she ever works or does she just fanny about taking mindless selfies of herself/matcha/horse teeth?
Error404
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I'm kinda new to this thread,
Another thread brought me here,
As other say and which I see for myself, she doesn't actually do what 99% of us call work, she may have her name signed to brands, that brings in money, but I don't get this whole Boss Mamma, I've done more work and took zero selfies this week than she's done for months
Another thread brought me here,
As other say and which I see for myself, she doesn't actually do what 99% of us call work, she may have her name signed to brands, that brings in money, but I don't get this whole Boss Mamma, I've done more work and took zero selfies this week than she's done for months
mrs Stot
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Some insightful lies from Rochelle tonight.
seems like she’s basically wrote the questions herself to answer rattle.
yea I still have my dog, Marvin IS faithful, I ALWAYS have the children - look they are all here on camera!
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seems like she’s basically wrote the questions herself to answer rattle.
yea I still have my dog, Marvin IS faithful, I ALWAYS have the children - look they are all here on camera!
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And her youngest girl pouting every time she is near the camera and Rochelle asking wjat she is doing!!! She’s copying you Rochelle. It’s called mirrored behaviour or learned behaviour! She gets it from seeing u with your phone in your hand constantly pouting or posing.
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considering she has 2.3miliiom Instagram followers her engagement is terrible. Comments on her posts average 60-80 max. So that suggests she has either paid for her followers or the filter option literally prevents any negative comments which I imagine would be ALOT.
She is literally a fraud in everything she does
brace yourselves for the insufferable Cannes content and the ‘god I’m so humble/appreciative’ comments.
embarrassing
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Her question and answer feature earlier was shameful also.
‘u know life is busy I don’t have time to post the busy times like others do’
no rochy. You are not busy. If you were you would be showing us. U do duck all other than drink matcha, Stretch on a mat and go to your office for a take out salad. U don’t know the meaning of hard work and u can’t post about it as it’s non existent.
Everyone can see straight your scripted bullshit.
duck off seriously
She is literally a fraud in everything she does
brace yourselves for the insufferable Cannes content and the ‘god I’m so humble/appreciative’ comments.
embarrassing
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Her question and answer feature earlier was shameful also.
‘u know life is busy I don’t have time to post the busy times like others do’
no rochy. You are not busy. If you were you would be showing us. U do duck all other than drink matcha, Stretch on a mat and go to your office for a take out salad. U don’t know the meaning of hard work and u can’t post about it as it’s non existent.
Everyone can see straight your scripted bullshit.
duck off seriously
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Chatterbox2412
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She is a funny one - she brought out a cookbook and once the hype is over it’s never mentioned again, you don’t even see her ‘being relatable’ and bring it out and make a recipe mid- week, she brought out the kids books and could film herself putting them in the Little Coco PR boxes but again never mentioned, same will happen with the matcha soon cos that cannot be selling well!
It’s like she gets a little hobby, goes all in and sell, sell, sell then moves on & it’s forgotten about!
It’s like she gets a little hobby, goes all in and sell, sell, sell then moves on & it’s forgotten about!
georgijane
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I think so, no social media interactions and they’ve not been pictured together or seen out and about in so long. They still follow each other on insta. I noticed Georgina had a kids a clothing brand come out, some people had shared the gifted items but nothing from Rochelle so I’m guessing she didn’t get one.Has she fallen out with Georgia Clev
Would love to know what happened.
Error404
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Boss Mamma has a heavy working day a head,
Pictures of breakfast lunch and dinner, three thousand mirror selfies car selfies, desk pictures product placements, gotta get the kids in at least one picture, getting in on what ever act Marv is doing.
Have a missed anything out,
Yes I have, actual work
Pictures of breakfast lunch and dinner, three thousand mirror selfies car selfies, desk pictures product placements, gotta get the kids in at least one picture, getting in on what ever act Marv is doing.
Have a missed anything out,
Yes I have, actual work
PerfectlyOrganisedMess
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I think that’s what’s so frustrating, she pretends to be this busy workaholic, with meetings and deadlines and being a busy mum. The way she goes on 
anyone who is busy at work, home and with multiple kids would never go out as much as she does! It’s actually insane the amount of dinners they go on, sometimes you’d think they were childless.
Loads of women single-handedly work and take their children to school, you’re not special, u make it look easy because u don’t have to worry about getting to an office for x o clock, or worry about actually getting work done - don’t worry any can grab the kids from school.
Why doesn’t she just say “I’m so lucky to be in the position I am, doing what I love and so grateful for the help I have on hand”.
I noticed in prior pics her daughter (I don’t care enough to know their names) is pouting away. Honestly, 1) my kids faces would never go online for randos, especially on holiday in swimsuits, and to be posing like that it’s odd for such a small girl. She’s picking it up from her mum, this is why teenagers are developing mental health and body issues. She’s growing up seeing her mum obsessed with pictures and posing, girls generally want to copy their mums, she’s going to have a worrying view on these things, this is why girls may start comparing their body shapes, worrying they’ve got lumps/bumps in wrong places. Why expose your child to this, keep them away from social media and materialistic rubbish for as long as possible!!
anyone who is busy at work, home and with multiple kids would never go out as much as she does! It’s actually insane the amount of dinners they go on, sometimes you’d think they were childless. Loads of women single-handedly work and take their children to school, you’re not special, u make it look easy because u don’t have to worry about getting to an office for x o clock, or worry about actually getting work done - don’t worry any can grab the kids from school.
Why doesn’t she just say “I’m so lucky to be in the position I am, doing what I love and so grateful for the help I have on hand”.
I noticed in prior pics her daughter (I don’t care enough to know their names) is pouting away. Honestly, 1) my kids faces would never go online for randos, especially on holiday in swimsuits, and to be posing like that it’s odd for such a small girl. She’s picking it up from her mum, this is why teenagers are developing mental health and body issues. She’s growing up seeing her mum obsessed with pictures and posing, girls generally want to copy their mums, she’s going to have a worrying view on these things, this is why girls may start comparing their body shapes, worrying they’ve got lumps/bumps in wrong places. Why expose your child to this, keep them away from social media and materialistic rubbish for as long as possible!!
I think to be honest majority of people see straight through the whole boss mama bullshit.
Let her keep embarrassing herself, the only people who blow smoke up her arse are the ones in her toxic click and her muggy husband.
She can continue doing the daily mirror selfies. She isnt sexy, she isnt pretty. No guy (other than her wet wipe husband) will look at her and think ‘wow she’s sexy, or wow she’s hot’ girls don’t look at her and think ‘wow she’s beautiful, or wow I wish I had her figure’ what she see’s in the mirror no one else does.
Let her keep buying the materialistic bullshit which is obviously to fill a void. Bags and shoes take priority over her children.. her weekly highlight pics prove that.
And last keep blagging it rochy… I’m just here for the downfall.
Let her keep embarrassing herself, the only people who blow smoke up her arse are the ones in her toxic click and her muggy husband.
She can continue doing the daily mirror selfies. She isnt sexy, she isnt pretty. No guy (other than her wet wipe husband) will look at her and think ‘wow she’s sexy, or wow she’s hot’ girls don’t look at her and think ‘wow she’s beautiful, or wow I wish I had her figure’ what she see’s in the mirror no one else does.
Let her keep buying the materialistic bullshit which is obviously to fill a void. Bags and shoes take priority over her children.. her weekly highlight pics prove that.
And last keep blagging it rochy… I’m just here for the downfall.
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