Rochelle Humes #5 Obsessed with fags & designer tags, but should be more concerned who marv shags

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So if the style sisters are there cleaning again, what exactly is the housekeeper actually doing for her wages ????
The style sisters don’t clean, they organise.
So they make things look neat, or colour coordinate things. Basically all so it looks aesthetically pleasing for Instagram.

The cleaner will do the cleaning.

My estimations of her have gone even further down. She/he reads that horrific rag!

Always all about her, like that video.

She is so smug and so self centred/self orientated it’s unreal. Everything is always about her. The world centres around her.

No regard for anyone but herself, bet she’s doesn’t even see anything wrong with reading ‘the scum!’
 

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The style sisters don’t clean, they organise.
So they make things look neat, or colour coordinate things. Basically all so it looks aesthetically pleasing for Instagram.

The cleaner will do the cleaning.

My estimations of her have gone even further down. She/he reads that horrific rag!

Always all about her, like that video.

She is so smug and so self centred/self orientated it’s unreal. Everything is always about her. The world centres around her.

No regard for anyone but herself, bet she’s doesn’t even see anything wrong with reading ‘the scum!’

Smokey reads the sun! Cancel the witch 😡
 
I’m a house keeper of a very very large house and extremely well off family and I organise and coordinate etc and clean, I would be horrified with myself if I had to have someone else come in and do it for me. The family I work for also have three children, but added to that 6 horses, 5 dogs and lots and lots of mess that come with that and I keep on top of it all.
 
Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall watching this.

I just can’t imagine asking my husband to stand and pose for photos literally just for Instagram.
Who even poses like that?

Even more embarrassing she has friends (enablers) taking these photos,

if my friends were stood on the beach posing like this they would have the mick taken out of them.

Where are the children whilst they are posing for this (what may as well be a bloody photoshoot). Poor kids, holidays must be so crap either being dumped with a nanny or only seeing your parents for basically photoshoots

I doubt Marvin is even slightly perturbed. He too would eat himself if he could. They’re both as vapid as each other!
 
So yesterday she did a workout and in the video she is in a grey jumper saying she hasn’t had a shower and has hair oil and face oil all over her. Says she needs a shower.

Wake up today, she’s posted a new video this morning in the same grey jumper.
All those clothes and all that organisation and I presume she’s had a shower since yesterday morning and before the photo shoot yesterday afternoon…..and she’s put back on the jumper which now will have sweat, hair oils and face oil on 🤮🤮🤮

I’m a house keeper of a very very large house and extremely well off family and I organise and coordinate etc and clean, I would be horrified with myself if I had to have someone else come in and do it for me. The family I work for also have three children, but added to that 6 horses, 5 dogs and lots and lots of mess that come with that and I keep on top of it all.


You are a rarity.

Most cleaners I know or have used would refuse to organise for example a playroom. It takes a good 3-4 hours at minimum to colour coordinate all the books, regroup toys back into their right places, check each jigsaw has all its pieces, put all the trains in one box, cars in another, train track in another etc etc.

Your role sounds more like that of a maid (at least in my area). Cleaners here are paid to clean not organise. Maids can organise, change bedding, do ironing or washing.

If they have you doing both then they have found an exceptional person and if you also don’t have help, hats off to you because you are doing the work of many people.

Ps.

It’s great she’s having time to herself in the morning as her “days are so busy” but I’m sure we would all enjoy an hour before our kids get up.

However we don’t have the privilege of someone cooking our breakfast and our kids breakfast for us, someone making packed lunches for us/being able to afford school dinners, Someone having ironed the kids uniforms for us, someone dropping the kids at school for us or having 2 parents home to do this most of the time….us mere mortals get out of bed an hour early to run around and get all this done before chaos descends.
 

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So yesterday she did a workout and in the video she is in a grey jumper saying she hasn’t had a shower and has hair oil and face oil all over her. Says she needs a shower.

Wake up today, she’s posted a new video this morning in the same grey jumper.
All those clothes and all that organisation and I presume she’s had a shower since yesterday morning and before the photo shoot yesterday afternoon…..and she’s put back on the jumper which now will have sweat, hair oils and face oil on 🤮🤮🤮




You are a rarity.

Most cleaners I know or have used would refuse to organise for example a playroom. It takes a good 3-4 hours at minimum to colour coordinate all the books, regroup toys back into their right places, check each jigsaw has all its pieces, put all the trains in one box, cars in another, train track in another etc etc.

Your role sounds more like that of a maid (at least in my area). Cleaners here are paid to clean not organise. Maids can organise, change bedding, do ironing or washing.

If they have you doing both then they have found an exceptional person and if you also don’t have help, hats off to you because you are doing the work of many people.

Ps.

It’s great she’s having time to herself in the morning as her “days are so busy” but I’m sure we would all enjoy an hour before our kids get up.

However we don’t have the privilege of someone cooking our breakfast and our kids breakfast for us, someone making packed lunches for us/being able to afford school dinners, Someone having ironed the kids uniforms for us, someone dropping the kids at school for us or having 2 parents home to do this most of the time….us mere mortals get out of bed an hour early to run around and get all this done before chaos descends.
The poster said she was a housekeeper not a cleaner. Very normal for housekeepers to do a variety of jobs other than cleaning.
 
The poster said she was a housekeeper not a cleaner. Very normal for housekeepers to do a variety of jobs other than cleaning.

Sorry, my bad, I thought she said cleaner not housekeeper. I read it incorrectly after the poster above was asking why she (Rochelle) has cleaners and the style sisters in when they are technically the same thing.

Hence the reason I said her role sounded more like a maid/housekeeper.

Sorry for my mistake

To keep the post on topic, here’s some lovely new packed lunch ware for Valle.
Strange when I mentioned only yesterday that she never has to prepare packed lunches etc.

£28 for the water bottle

£42 for the packed lunch box
 

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Pulling 3 shifts at once, can someone explain what that means please?
 

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Obvs it means she is a boss babe CEO Momma spinning all the plates - working hard running a business, looking after her kids, cooking up feasts, having a social life, working out all while looking immaculate with her blow dried hair, manicures and designer outfits!
Silly me, thought that’s what she did every day.

Just wondered how exactly she was pulling off 3 shifts in 1 day, yet she only seemed to start “work” 3 hours ago.
 
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