Rich Abandon Ship

[Lazarus]

For: “And this collection is inspired by that love”
Read: “I’m capitalising on Beyoncé releasing a ‘country’ album”

 

[Jade Mitzi]

he really loves to insult everyone's intelligence. Total fud.

 

[Sizzlethesquizzle]

Looks like the council are onto your bullshit then, Richard.

 

[Sizzlethesquizzle]

Also- what the actual duck is this look? Tragic. It’s giving Saville.

 

[bosshog89]

Looks like the council are onto your bullshit then, Richard

The "dive bar themed" space where he was doing such dive bar themed activities as standing behind a bar and pouring drinks

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Grown man has or has had multiple failed businesses none have lasted or took off, sits at home mosts day making up t shirts with ripped off ideas, no steady income but his wife has to go out and get a job.. in some sort of toy shop.
The yellow hair is awful but yourself a toner, I wonder how this lot actually get by? Probably why had sell his car money needed, you don’t see them going away on holidays or weekends away together apart from their annual trip around guy faux.

 

[long time lerker]

I can’t with his attempt to be an influencer, it’s shouting - trying to stay relevant and doing it very poorly.

 

[Jade Mitzi]

I can’t with his attempt to be an influencer, it’s shouting - trying to stay relevant and doing it very poorly.

he has zero charisma and the personality of a wet paper bag

 

[screamqueen]

I can’t with his attempt to be an influencer, it’s shouting - trying to stay relevant and doing it very poorly.

Like, imagine genuinely having no talent at all, a string of failed businesses, you try to make it as a creative but all you do is rip off other people’s designs, honestly it must be exhausting

 

[Sizzlethesquizzle]

Tricky Dicky, once again resorting to plagiarism instead of coming up with his own ideas. This line has been ripped directly from Orville Pecks new song. Orville is incredibly cool, forward thinking and original so no wonder Richard wants a piece of his pie.

 

[MustardCactus]

Also if he was a real designer he’d know that ‘of’ needs shifting down to the next line!

 

[bettyswallocks]

Surprised he didn’t invent Orville Peck. He is at the forefront of everything cool didn’t you know?

 

[femmegirly]

He’s acting like he’s been listening to country music all his life and it’s others who are jumping on the bandwagon. Mate, you’re an elder emo who had his ears stretched out like a gaping anus and went to the cathouse. You’ve only recently traded in your DMs for cowboy boots because it’s trendy. Don’t give us yer pish.

 

[Sizzlethesquizzle]

I’ve noticed him trying to shoehorn the phrase “yee-haw” into conversation also. bleeping hell

 

[bosshog89]

I’ve noticed him trying to shoehorn the phrase “yee-haw” into conversation also. bleeping hell

"In my yehaw era , it's a vibe."

He's cringe-maxing

 

[bosshog89]

Imagine you were actually friends with these idiots and had to attend their wedding every 2-3 years for the rest of your life... The narcissism is off the bleeping charts

 

[Lazarus]

Does that mean people need to buy another present?

 

[femmegirly]

Imagine you were actually friends with these idiots and had to attend their wedding every 2-3 years for the rest of your life... The narcissism is off the bleeping charts

A 3-way “marriage” do-over with the orange one.
I’m calling it.

 

[bettyswallocks]

The orange one will be one of the only original guests. Nobody can stand them

 

[Vanilla Sorbet]

A new marriage where Rich takes Amanda’s maiden name so he can start fresh on Companies House