ResortTV1 #15 Unfortunately. Unfortunately?!?

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Jenna’s lackey hard at work
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Jas5q said:
I'm going to stand by statement from last week..if you aren't a food reviewer, don't even mention it. There's plenty of other things to do onboard/on the islands.
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Exactly! If you know you're only going to get burgers, cokes and chocolate chip cookies, either skip the food entirely or just do a quick walk through of the buffet. Then spend the rest of the vlog on the activities, like this:
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Jas5q said:
Must be rough if you can only get viewers if you lead in to it, given the number of subscribers they have.
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Even with the lead in, the day 2 cruise vlog hasn't even hit 7k views after 24 hours. And still no vlog from Saturday's Poly DVC tower tour? I guess mini golf and drinking (not necessarily in that order) with Kelly and Ivone on Sunday was more important. Disney is wasting money giving RTV1 media invites.
 
Thunderbirdtoo said:
Even with the lead in, the day 2 cruise vlog hasn't even hit 7k views after 24 hours. And still no vlog from Saturday's Poly DVC tower tour? I guess mini golf and drinking (not necessarily in that order) with Kelly and Ivone on Sunday was more important. Disney is wasting money giving RTV1 media invites.
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I was just thinking if I missed the vlogs. Those need to be out right away. Maybe the Poly Tower had an embargo over the weekend, but it is open now. We all blame Jenna, but Josh is a lazy leech too.

Put Goo and Matt on the media list. Hell, even Ear to Ear Chris would’ve had something out on social media by this time. So many others deserve these invites instead of the lazy twins.
 
FLAGirl said:
I was just thinking if I missed the vlogs. Those need to be out right away. Maybe the Poly Tower had an embargo over the weekend, but it is open now. We all blame Jenna, but Josh is a lazy leech too.

Put Goo and Matt on the media list. Hell, even Ear to Ear Chris would’ve had something out on social media by this time. So many others deserve these invites instead of the lazy twins.
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Josh is definitely just as lazy as Jenna, and even worse at vlogging. He just doesn't get picked on as much for his laziness because he has a real job and a kid. Remember when he was was doing relaxing stroll vlogs at Epcot (maybe 4k?) and he dropped the 2nd half of World Showcase a year after releasing the first half? Why even bother at that point?

Not to keep harping on the bed thing, but Nate and Sean did a great job both describing the room and addressing the elephant in the room in Nate's vlog. Sean explained they were in a deluxe family stateroom, which sleeps 5 people (unusual for a cruise ship, and something Disney families are often looking for). He said the couch pulls out to a single, a top bunk drops down from the ceiling, and there's a 5th murphy bed next to the door to the veranda. Then Nate said Sean would be sleeping on the 5th bed, and they even showed it set up later that night. It's such a simple thing, but really helpful for a family with 3 kids wanting to visualize how they'd all fit in one stateroom.

What did we get from Josh? "This is my first time in a room with a veranda. I've never had a veranda before." No mention what category room it was, or how many people it holds, and definitely no mention that one of the wonder twins could sleep in one of the other beds. Just me, me, me. Typical lazy, useless Josh.
 
Thunderbirdtoo said:
What did we get from Josh? "This is my first time in a room with a veranda. I've never had a veranda before." No mention what category room it was, or how many people it holds, and definitely no mention that one of the wonder twins could sleep in one of the other beds. Just me, me, me. Typical lazy, useless Josh.
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It took me 2 days to watch the Day 2 vlog because they are so darn boring. No mention of the sleeping arrangements, but as they were moving to show off their free merch, we got a glimpse of someone's bed. I wonder who had to take the couch? So awkward.

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FLAGirl said:
I was just thinking if I missed the vlogs. Those need to be out right away. Maybe the Poly Tower had an embargo over the weekend, but it is open now. We all blame Jenna, but Josh is a lazy leech too.

Put Goo and Matt on the media list. Hell, even Ear to Ear Chris would’ve had something out on social media by this time. So many others deserve these invites instead of the lazy twins.
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Yes! Goo and Matt deserve to be on the media list more than the WonderTwins! The Brothers Goo have already done a livestream from the Poly Tower and are staying there tonight.
 
Thunderbirdtoo said:
So true. If a vlog was released, but it wasn't a premier, so Josh couldn't stroke his... ego to all the stans praising him in chat, what's the point?
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And yes I know it's premiere (first) and not premier (best), though my brain doesn't remember that after bedtime. Even with the Tranquilizer Tuesday lead in, views are pretty abysmal on that Poly tower vlog (barely 5k). Jenna's pushing it on social media again today, maybe because she seems to be skipping her regular Whiner Wednesday stream. Still "recovering" from "working" last week, or is today "Wino Wednesday," to get that BAC back up to .08 or above?
 
That other night when Josh streamed the NPH processional, there’s two ladies with ears on in front of him. Just before it begins, he mutes the stream, the camera kinda points down, then when he unmutes the stream, magically, the one in front of his line of view just happens to not be wearing the ears.
So how did that conversation go. “Excuse me, but I’m an important streamer with 200K followers and you‘re blocking my view.”
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UpsideDownWaterfall said:
That other night when Josh streamed the NPH processional, there’s two ladies with ears on in front of him. Just before it begins, he mutes the stream, the camera kinda points down, then when he unmutes the stream, magically, the one in front of his line of view just happens to not be wearing the ears.
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But what about Jenna's ears? Can they always block views?
 
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