Rebeccaloves__ #56 If they can make it there, with their Tupperware ,It's up to you, New York, New York

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The biggest skin flints in history are skinflinting their way through the kids first "proper" US trick or treating in NYC

Grabby is recreating her 2019 trip shot for shot....which was also a recreation of several trips going back to when 16 year old Becks first went with 27 year old Cliff Rickets in 2009. How was an adult allowed take a child out of the country ? No idea but that creep managed it.

Keep on tattling.


Congrats @Unbelievable for the inspiration behind the new title:

Start spreadin' the news, Sterlings are leavin' today 🎉
Drugged kids for the plane, Benpeeado taking the suitcase strain,
To New York, New York

Those {FRK's} oversized shoes, will be causing some pain
From stomping through the very heart of it,
New York, New York

Grabby wants to wake up, in a city that doesn't sleep
And find a playpark, kunt of the hill
Slop of the heap,
These little people blues,
Sterlings melting away
They'll make a boring trip of it
In old New York

If they can make it there, with their Tupperware
It's up to you, New York, New York
New York, New York
 
Benny Benny won't Spend a Penny must be cracking his under crackers at the possible tax implications in the upcoming budget.

I think they are cash poor at the minimum. I think any extravagant things are Kedgefund funded. No one would so so obsessed with saving literal pennies and grabbing freebies if they had much money surely?

Also that house needs major work and they never do any of it. It's so dated and dusty.
 
Agree that they are asset rich and cash poor. I imagine the Kedgers are fairly generous and tax savvy, but I expect their gin bill is pretty steep. Classic boomers - they’ll spend most of it before they die.

I mean Grabby and Cliff may have a comfortable retirement, but what a way to live your life. The future isn’t guaranteed.
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I reckon Ben seemed quite a good catch to Grabby when she was younger, financially stable older man, but I wonder if he is quite rigid in his views and beliefs and if she ever finds that frustrating. I wonder if he thought he was getting a malleable young child bride who would be happy to be a trad wife, and finds her obsession with Instagram, invading the kids’ privacy, filming everything/living on repeat rather horrific, but can’t put his foot down because she’ll have an epic tantrum.

Obviously it’s a good thing that they found each other and spared everyone else, but I think they are trapped in a prison of their own making. And I’m so here for it. Feel sorry for the kids though.
 
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A fashion influencer she is not. 😝 If only the shoe covers were the only issue darling…
 

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Benny Benny won't Spend a Penny must be cracking his under crackers at the possible tax implications in the upcoming budget.

I think they are cash poor at the minimum. I think any extravagant things are Kedgefund funded. No one would so so obsessed with saving literal pennies and grabbing freebies if they had much money surely?

Also that house needs major work and they never do any of it. It's so dated and dusty.

You'd be surprised. I know some people like this. The reason they have money is because they literally watch every penny. Tightarses.
 
Watching Raffy going nuts with the metallic balloon things proves he’s desperate to burn off energy. Let him out of the bleeping buggy Rebecca!
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You'd be surprised. I know some people like this. The reason they have money is because they literally watch every penny. Tightarses.

It’s not a healthy way to live. Mind you filming your children’s every waking ‘choreographed’ move is a pretty questionable life choice too.
 
Oh Grabby, you see a trend and you execute so badly...

Big scrunchie (check) but you just sort of place it on your straggly hair. You are 8% hair and 92% scrunchie and that's 💯 % not the vibe.

Leopard print jeans (bleurgh anyway but check) but they are the wrong fit. They are neither the right amount of loose or fit well. So they just sort of exist adjacent to your scrawny back end.

Pilgrim eff off collars (check) but you style them either under a mahoosive shapeless duvet/coat or use them to turn your child into a pilgrim urchin. An 'Urchgrim' if you will.

Your house was shabby chic but now shabby shat.
It's all a bit depressing and sad.
 
Oh Grabby, you see a trend and you execute so badly...

Big scrunchie (check) but you just sort of place it on your straggly hair. You are 8% hair and 92% scrunchie and that's 💯 % not the vibe.

Leopard print jeans (bleurgh anyway but check) but they are the wrong fit. They are neither the right amount of loose or fit well. So they just sort of exist adjacent to your scrawny back end.

Pilgrim eff off collars (check) but you style them either under a mahoosive shapeless duvet/coat or use them to turn your child into a pilgrim urchin. An 'Urchgrim' if you will.

Your house was shabby chic but now shabby shat.
It's all a bit depressing and sad.

Absolutely spot on. She just buys the cheapest version of whatever is on trend and pays no attention to the actual shape/silhouette of it. Especially nowadays where there's so many varieties of Jean shapes eg wide legged, straight, boot cut or whatever. If you wear the wrong cut or length of top the whole outfit looks tit. She clearly hasn't grasped that.
 
Watching Raffy going nuts with the metallic balloon things proves he’s desperate to burn off energy. Let him out of the bleeping buggy Rebecca!

I thought the same when Raffy was running around and rolling in the leaves on pumpkin island. And she always comments how energetic he is. Another reason why he is constrained so much in the buggy - so she doesn’t have to run after him.

FAO Schwarz has 3 floors and is always BUSY. Navigating it with a buggy would be a nightmare.

Have they actually eaten in a restaurant yet?
 
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