Rebeccaloves_ #47 Grabby goes on holiday, packs the whole house, even takes the car mouse!

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And for anyone that is as old as me, is there where her outfit inspo came from?! 😂😂😂
 

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Those wash bag junk carriers have been doing the rounds on IG for months now yet she acts as though they were her bright idea 🙄 I even considered making one for my child until I realised it would be a complete waste of my time as the reality is, she just wants to watch Matilda on repeat on the iPad.

also - when will that manky, (probably very) smelly straw basket ever give up the ghost?! She’s been clinging on to it forever and I’ll bet it’s as grubby as her home is!

also if you’re buying two wash bags for £15 each can’t you just better spend that £30 on the plane activities
 
Also why is Frumpy Grabumpy holding the passports like that whilst wearing her pyjamas out in public?

Also why does she always make Bentos look the most unfortunate child. Yet again her hair is a disaster. Also did anyone notice how curled over her toes are? I assume because she spends so much time having to grip giant shoes.
 
What TF is she wearing in that airport shot? Only that Ben only has one tshirt and it's pink I'd assume it was his.

Lake Garda bingo suggestions:
Peach or pink gelato in front of an orange or brown wall.
The miserable fold up brown and grey buckets.
The brown striped towels on the kiddos.
Her in front of pink orange and brown walls staring at her giant feet.
Ratlas with a snotty nose and tomato sauce all over his face.
Rehashing the same "tips" as her last 3 trips to the same place.

Recreating the "tradition" of a shot of the 4 of them sat on the beach facing away, taken using a tripod but you can see the clicker in her hand.
 
The outfit is actually kind of on trend, I like a stripy co-ord, but she just styles it so badly, and she's chosen one that's cut like grandpa Ben's pyjamas so you don't get that effortless loose summer linen shirt effect.

She needs to turn the sleeves up on the shirt, add some nice jewellery, get rid of the godawful straw hat and bag, and most importantly, she needs to stand with her feet in the same postcode.
 
More bingo...
An arty shot of Grabby in a terracotta low backed dress.
Mention of all the wonderful restaurants but they preferred to eat in
Kids in shart swimsuits sitting on deserted pebbly beach
Giant saltwater sandals
How Lake Garda/Como reminds her of somewhere else
Recreation of photos in same location as the previous holiday
Trays of figs / lemons
Old Fiat or Vespa scooter
 
More bingo...
An arty shot of Grabby in a terracotta low backed dress.
Mention of all the wonderful restaurants but they preferred to eat in
Kids in shart swimsuits sitting on deserted pebbly beach
Giant saltwater sandals
How Lake Garda/Como reminds her of somewhere else
Recreation of photos in same location as the previous holiday
Trays of figs / lemons
Old Fiat or Vespa scooter
Pictures of beautiful market produce despite them buying packet ham and pre packed tomatoes in the local corner shop
 
Honestly you can skip all the plane crap/prep. Just buy them a comic with toy on it at the airport coupled with an iPad. Why do people make parenting seem so complicated?
This used to be the highlight of my children’s airport experience. They had a certain amount to spend in the airport. Usually a magazine, some sweets for the flight.
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Also… play dough on the plane 🙄 so inconsiderate fir the airline staff.
 
I did nearly 5 hours on the train with my 2.5 year old a while ago (round trip with a long break in the middle). Bought plenty of snacks and a magazine/pencils but not much else. On the way back we didn't even get anything out bar some raisins just sat and chatted and looked around. Those children are absolutely incapable of entertaining themselves/being bored and it's all Grabbys fault!! She will be looking down on parents who whip out a iPad or whatever in a restaurant but the reality is her children probably have a worse attention span than those who are allowed to watch a bit of iPad.
Edit to add I don't think I'm better than anyone else and peppa pig would have been on my phone if needed to get through the journey 😂
 
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