rebeccaloves_ #44 spends 10x more dong in Fanny’s than you lady

[Libertine]

This makes it even funnier. What 17 year olds are thinking about bleeping sinks?!

That’s certainly not what I was spending money on at seventeen.

 

[hereforthe_tea]

‘Keep your wits about you.’ The underlying tone of this post is racist, this is just one example.

completely agree. Never heard her mention this where people are mostly white

 

[Sw4]

I can't really work out what that pic is of, there's a mat and her manky feet but the other two things- are they giant tea cosies? Cushion covers? Mats your gran puts around the toilet?

 

[Hashtagged]

I can't really work out what that pic is of, there's a mat and her manky feet but the other two things- are they giant tea cosies? Cushion covers? Mats your gran puts around the toilet?

Came here to say exactly this! Wtf! Also of course she loved haggling, never pays full price for anything does our Becky

 

[carriebooboo]

Came here to say exactly this! Wtf! Also of course she loved haggling, never pays full price for anything does our Becky

Bet they don't tip.

 

[rosieflowers]

Those sodding sunglasses and her creepy old washed out maths teacher groomer of a husband they are the furthest thing from cool or aspirational that I've ever seen in my life

The 13 years ago thing is the reason why she's not made a fuss of her 30th - it would draw too much attention to the timeline

 

[Ridandroo]

Those sodding sunglasses and her creepy old washed out maths teacher groomer of a husband they are the furthest thing from cool or aspirational that I've ever seen in my life

The 13 years ago thing is the reason why she's not made a fuss of her 30th - it would draw too much attention to the timeline

Those wedges are hideous

 

[hereforthe_tea]

The thing is you can haggle them down to the bone in Morocco… or you can haggle them down a bit, still get an absolute bargain by UK standards and be giving them loads of money compared to what a local could pay. The second option sounds like a win win to me but you just know Grabby would go with the first option…

 

[Skewbedu]

Why is nothing ever just right with Grabs? The sunglasses are too high up, the yellow dress is sitting too low, that naff clutch bag is too big.

Wonder if we will get a travel hack about the clutch bag which can be taken as an extra piece of hand luggage to hold out king size duvet.

 

[mrspetite1234]

I’d forgotten about those damn awful hashtags #Ihavethisthingfortiles blah blah blah #Ihavethisthingforbeingatotalcockwomble more like

 

[QuiteTheChin]

She looks like she’s wrapped in a shower curtain.

 

[CausticYoda]

Do you think she worries about aging out of her groomer’s preferred age range? I mean I assume that’s why she affects those juvenile poses and has an eating disorder. Maybe turning thirty doesn’t feel quite as celebratory for her as it does for most people

 

[Justcyrious]

Did you notice the subtle mention about using her phone offline? God forbid she uses data abroad

 

[CausticYoda]

She looks like she’s wrapped in a shower curtain.

It’s giving me towelling bath wrap vibes.

 

[Onthehop]

Those sodding sunglasses and her creepy old washed out maths teacher groomer of a husband they are the furthest thing from cool or aspirational that I've ever seen in my life

The 13 years ago thing is the reason why she's not made a fuss of her 30th - it would draw too much attention to the timeline

Those sunglasses, that dress, those shoes, those shorts! Omg. I think her dress sense is just getting worse.

 

[Charlotte_Sometimes]

I can't really work out what that pic is of, there's a mat and her manky feet but the other two things- are they giant tea cosies? Cushion covers? Mats your gran puts around the toilet?

My best guess is that the other two items are pouffes that you bring home flat and fill with old towels etc.

 

[Justcyrious]

Here’s the comparison: the riad was like soho house

 

[Justine]

It must have been a hard dilemma for Grabs: mention that she was there 13 years ago or not. « I have been here before! I was first! I’m such an expert ok?! » but in the process remind everyone that you were 17 and he was 27-28!!! Yikes yikes yikes!!!

And yes… the « it’s very soho house » I have no words

 

[Skewbedu]

The problem is no matter how often she mentions Soho House or makes comparisons to "Cali" or "WA" she just isn't cool or aspirational. No one likes a try hard and she is the try hardest try harder of them all. It is SO obvious and poorly executed. When will she realise that wherever she goes and whatever she does she is Lank Haired Grabby from the M25 layby and her Ginger Groomer

 

[pinkrobot]

She no doubt googled most instagrammable places/bars in Marrakech and went to that cocktail bar for one virgin mojito and one only while taking a million photos living in the moment.