Rebecca Lamb Hobson #182 No elf on the shelf but a dildo advent calendar for herself

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Hunipot21 said:
Mr Hunnipot is just home from work and I've run Rebecca's symptoms past him, he's a GP Rebecca and a damn good one HUN!
The national minimum wait for even a red flagged x-ray in the UK right now is 6+ weeks on the NHS, 3+ weeks privately.
Showed him ALL her posts today, he laughed out loud! He'd have sent her away with a flea in her ear for wasting time apparently 😉
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There’s a walk in chest x ray clinic in Hull now.
 
MeghanSnarkle said:
I think she's been back to Narnia again

Sorry I mean the Yorkshire dales it's a magical place of same day GP appointments for colds, chest X-rays the next day if you cough, if you have a pain you get scanned immediately and put at the top of a waiting list for any surgery you wish to request its all performed in superb new empty clinics by the finest doctors in the land who probably look like Mr Tumnus it's another world basically .
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Honestly it’s an amazing place isn’t it
Then you have my dad ,deaf because of wax /waiting months to get a bp monitor because he’s blood pressure is over 200 and been told they don’t do ear syringing on the nhs -there’s her getting antibiotics and chest x rays
Liar liar
 
Another day in Liar Liar Storyteller Robson’s narnia! It’s A Miracle! Feel so much better with a little make up on! Oh do Feck Right Off!

Steve must be at home today! No doubt we shall be filming some content later now these magic antibiotics have kicked in!🤥 I know what l would like to kick!
 

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I have no doubt she completely lied about her symptoms to get antibiotics. We all know she was fine before the ‘footie mums outing’ on Saturday. It’s documented. She’s now cocked herself as they’ve pushed her to get an X-ray and blood work, I hope the dr clocked onto her exaggerating and pushed it on purpose knowing it’ll stress her out and be inconvenient. ‘Well Mrs lamb, it is lamb isn’t it? Best get you some blood work if you’ve had a chronic cough for so long!’. Silly witch.
 
She is doing my head in. I’m ill, can barely do anything. Chest infection and gastro. Two weeks of coughing, throwing up and temps going into the 40c unable to be very active, I still can’t do much and I’m near the end of my antibiotics (there is improvement) but I have to as a mum of 3 with a husband who is gone for work from 4pm till 6am. Yet she is talking and walking around acting like she is more poorly anything. She has a bloody cold and is probs making any really poorly followers thing they should be struggling less!
 
Hunipot21 said:
Mr Hunnipot is just home from work and I've run Rebecca's symptoms past him, he's a GP Rebecca and a damn good one HUN!
The national minimum wait for even a red flagged x-ray in the UK right now is 6+ weeks on the NHS, 3+ weeks privately.
Showed him ALL her posts today, he laughed out loud! He'd have sent her away with a flea in her ear for wasting time apparently 😉
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I agree that Rebecca shouldn’t have gone to the drs and highly likely doesn’t need antibiotics, but that’s not the case for X-rays where I am, I’ve known them to be same day.
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sarahlou33xxxxxx said:
Honestly it’s an amazing place isn’t it
Then you have my dad ,deaf because of wax /waiting months to get a bp monitor because he’s blood pressure is over 200 and been told they don’t do ear syringing on the nhs -there’s her getting antibiotics and chest x rays
Liar liar
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Opticians often offer ear syringing (with a cost) a lot of gp surgeries haven’t done syringing for years due to cost.
 
I wouldn't want the armpit lump to be anything sinister, but you just know this is what's she pushed when she was 1st inline on the surgery phone yesterday morning...

I've got this lump, I've had it for months and months, it's getting bigger and now it's hurting me a big lot... Add in sniffs, cough, and crying at this point... Reception staff thought about the checklist for emergency appt... Lump ✔️ Pain ✔️ Mummy to 3 ✔️Crying and sniffs ✔️.... Yes, better had give her appt. Isn't she the one that had mysterious gallbladder problem - took the gallbladder out but she can still eat all the fatty crap she wants... Conferes with colleague, yes that's her... Look there's a photo of her on the staff room wall, advertising Love Honey.

I'm hoping the lump is a big boil - it was heading for the end of her nose, but took a wrong turn and ended up in her armpit.

Up and showered, clean hair by looks of it - cleanish - makeup on, as makeup makes her feel more productive....

Walk in xray unit as mentioned by another Tattler - Steve having day of work to take her, Mumma Beaver looking after Roma. Nice lunch out with Steve. Bit of Xmas shopping. Tonight she'll be happy as larry - lump gone and no cough.

The saga of Rebecca Hobsons Xmas cold/big huge lump (don't mean her arse either) continues....
 
Who remembers this? (Anyone else never delete anything off their phone? 😳)

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If she comes on later & claims they’re rushing her in for all sorts of tests etc, she’ll be securing her one way ticket to hell. My sister had breast cancer a while ago, discovered from a lump near to where Beggy is complaining of one. Even treated as priority, my sister didn’t have these immediate tests. It’s a waiting game, as sadly some of you on here will know. She’s an absolute bellend.
 
'Orrrrr Steeeve will ya listen to me I'm a priority and that's what matters,
this cold could be serious or it could not be serious but what matters is me having a cough and that's is realeh serious ........
I'm aren't playing about now I'm getting it all checked, I'm priority, I'm even bringing up the old cyst under me arm pit then someone will take me serious
I'm better when you're here seeing to the kids all day you know I carn't control em like you do, enough is enough now Steve, Im fake crying here Steve ....... I'm your PRIORITY Steeevvve'


What a life hey Beave.
 
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