Rebecca Lamb #170 Wearing a bikini at the local pool, Beggy Obson desperately seeking attention.

If you were "keeping your life private" which would you be least likely to share?

  • You mysteriously moving out of your "furevvahhh hurm"

  • How frequently you bonk your beaver toothed beetroot? (Kids will be able to see in the future)


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When you shower/wash so infrequently you need to document the occasion
You forgot and photoshopped my photo !
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Enough of the be kind and I’ve got a sore throat attention seeking !

Go sit somewhere like the cafe in the entrance to The Christie Cancer hospital in Manchester Rebecca and take in the sadness and yet strength of seriously ill people and their families , then give you head a fucking wobble!!
 
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This is all the lead up to the move. I suspect she is wondering how to play it:

1. It is it worth being somewhat honest and alluding to ishoooos being the reason for the move

2. Totally ignore the fact they are in a different house for months and block anyone who asks

3. Pretend it’s all wonderful and what she wanted all along even if they end up in a two bedroom council flat with cardboard boxes around their ears

I can imagine it is a lot for her pea brain and the day is fast approaching when they move…hence….STRESS! 🫠🤥
 
This is all the lead up to the move. I suspect she is wondering how to play it:

1. It is it worth being somewhat honest and alluding to ishoooos being the reason for the move

2. Totally ignore the fact they are in a different house for months and block anyone who asks

3. Pretend it’s all wonderful and what she wanted all along even if they end up in a two bedroom council flat with cardboard boxes around their ears

I can imagine it is a lot for her pea brain and the day is fast approaching when they move…hence….STRESS! 🫠🤥
I think she’ll use Alfie starting secondary next year as their reason for moving…closer to his school, friends etc. It will be interesting to see how her followers react about being kept in the dark by her for so long.
 
Unless there's a reward at the end for her (newborn baby) she's has the lowest pain threshold I've ever witnessed from a woman especially a woman with children !

She has a sore throat so get ready for tomorrow morning by 9am she'll be on antibiotics followed by a consultation with ENT specialist a week later.

Obviously you can't pour from an empty vase so all week she'll need to recover with botox, 3D lipo, hydra facial, lash extensions, brows filled, colour and bouncy blow dry while Steve does the move .
 
I’m wondering what reason she’ll use for the move … these are my thoughts:

Playing the victim

1. It’s realleh hard being a mummeh to three so we’re moving closer to Steve’s mum for some help cus I don’t have a good relationship with my mum (poor me 😢)

Denial

2. We luvved our fahhhmhouse int’dales it was our forever home but we had to move for Alfeh’s school

3. We luvved our fahhhmhouse int’dales it was our forever home but we realleh realleh love the seaside and want to live close to the sea so we’ve moved closer to the sea cus we want to live near the sea

Bragging

4. We luvved our fahhhmhouse int’dales it was our forever home but we wanted to be mortgage free (🤥) so we’ve moved and now we have no mortgage I’m so proud of us

5. We luvved our fahhhmhouse int’dales it was our forever home and we made suh much moneh from it cus Steve renovated it all suh suh well suh we’ve bought three ( ✌🏼) houses and now were gunna become millionaires from our property portfolio follow along to see how
 
Unless there's a reward at the end for her (newborn baby) she's has the lowest pain threshold I've ever witnessed from a woman especially a woman with children !

She has a sore throat so get ready for tomorrow morning by 9am she'll be on antibiotics followed by a consultation with ENT specialist a week later.

Followed by tonsil removal surgery. She is on the Big boss babe VIP list after all. Should be out within a week.

Obviously you can't pour from an empty vase so all week she'll need to recover with botox, 3D lipo, hydra facial, lash extensions, brows filled, colour and bouncy blow dry while Steve does the move .
She will be booked in for tonsils removal soon. She is on the big boss babe influencer VIP list after all. Will be faster than her gallbladder.
 
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