Rebecca Lamb #169 Gall bladder out, Botox in, that minging grey towel and infected skin

[I_Like_Tractors]

Why the duck would anyone be obsessed with breastfeeding and labour. I swear she's unhinged or likes to talk tit. Maybe even both.
I've breastfed both my kids but definitely did not have any kind of obsession.

She's a weirdo with a pervy obsession considering how much she rubbed lotion into her pregnant belly even though horrible perverts were commenting and pretended to breastfeed with the cabbage patch kid in the wrong position just to get her tits out

 

[Saltypopcorn]

She's obsessed with whipping her mama's melons out, that's what she's obsessed with. Maybe if she had any get up and go or intelligence, given her 'obsession' she could have trained in midwifery/HCA in a maternity unit and made a useful and rewarding contribution to society rather than flaunting herself and selling her kids to weirdos and pervs from the privacy of the shack.

 

[Justhereforthegoss]

Ooooh 2 sausage Steve is allowed a few more sausages, did you get some extra money from some Vinted sales Beggy?
Also, this put me right off my lunch earlier! Why is he always so red?

 

[Char93]

I know someone has said this before but is her ring actually that tarnished or did she chose some ugly rose gold brass thing. Surely its meant to be silver like the engagement ring.

 

[JaneEyre12]

Ooooh 2 sausage Steve is allowed a few more sausages, did you get some extra money from some Vinted sales Beggy?
Also, this put me right off my lunch earlier! Why is he always so red?
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He is disgusting

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Ooooh 2 sausage Steve is allowed a few more sausages, did you get some extra money from some Vinted sales Beggy?
Also, this put me right off my lunch earlier! Why is he always so red?
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Getting in shape for the Stag weekend ??

 

[Imhere123]

Why the duck would anyone be obsessed with breastfeeding and labour. I swear she's unhinged or likes to talk tit. Maybe even both.
I've breastfed both my kids but definitely did not have any kind of obsession.

I think she gets a sexual kick out of it

 

[Justhereforthegoss]

Also, who buys a whole chicken on a Monday to keep until Sunday for dinner?! I tried to see the use by date and I think it said 26th. No way that'll be fresh on the 28th!

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Ooooh 2 sausage Steve is allowed a few more sausages, did you get some extra money from some Vinted sales Beggy?
Also, this put me right off my lunch earlier! Why is he always so red?
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wtf are those trainers! Alfie can’t wait to be handed them down

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

Never mind the magic mirror. Rebecca must wear magic glasses if she thinks that man is in any way attractive. He looks like he’s about to spontaneously combust at any second, coupled with his feminine voice and racist/misogynistic views you can definitely keep him love

 

[whoactuallycarez]

I know someone has said this before but is her ring actually that tarnished or did she chose some ugly rose gold brass thing. Surely its meant to be silver like the engagement ring.

She’s got sausage fingers when she’s not whacked a filter on them eh?

 

[Lovethewayyoulie]

Guyyzzzz, here's a link for her super cute mom jeans that look like theyve been sprayed onm more like skinny jeans

 

[heidilouxx]

Ooooh 2 sausage Steve is allowed a few more sausages, did you get some extra money from some Vinted sales Beggy?
Also, this put me right off my lunch earlier! Why is he always so red?
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Is he not wearing his wedding ring?

 

[MissPrint]

Guyyzzzz, here's a link for her super cute mom jeans that look like theyve been sprayed onm more like skinny jeans

Her cavern is so fat she has a man bulge.

 

[Unknown3]

Ooooh 2 sausage Steve is allowed a few more sausages, did you get some extra money from some Vinted sales Beggy?
Also, this put me right off my lunch earlier! Why is he always so red?
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I train in a bodybuilding gym and I would say he likely sneaks into the back room for a stabby stab once a week

 

[Babbitt1234]

‘Must be getting warmer ‘ Steve addressing the Jerry the Berry comparisons

 

[Mrs.Doyle22]

Also, who buys a whole chicken on a Monday to keep until Sunday for dinner?! I tried to see the use by date and I think it said 26th. No way that'll be fresh on the 28th!

Not defending her but I'm sure she freezes it?I buy all my meat in shopping and only keep out what I'm using that night and the next the rest I freeze and defrost as needed

 

[Your Moms Chest Hair]

Not defending her but I'm sure she freezes it?I buy all my meat in shopping and only keep out what I'm using that night and the next the rest I freeze and defrost as needed

I think you’re giving her far too much credit
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Beggy & BJ

 

[Beggybexy]

Ooooh 2 sausage Steve is allowed a few more sausages, did you get some extra money from some Vinted sales Beggy?
Also, this put me right off my lunch earlier! Why is he always so red?
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Imagine shagging that, ugh.

 

[whoactuallycarez]

Rebecca, you are barely capable of speaking in full sentences let alone your youngest…we’ve heard the stories of her “speaking”. It’s babbling at best.