Reann Jenkins

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Oh my bleeping God. I’ve just nearly choked with laughter. If Brooke Shields and Groucho Marx had a child…. TA DA.

ETA:

 

[Lazarus]

That's not what I expected, looks wise. I'm speechless.

 

[Sensible Susan]

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"I'm not always tweeting, sometimes eyebrows"

 

[Prissypaws]

There’s a lot to unpack about the makeup but I think the eyeliner confuses me most

 

[MaineCoonMama]

There’s a lot to unpack about the makeup but I think the eyeliner confuses me most

It's like an episode of Snog Marry Avoid. If anyone needs a makeunder it's her.

 

[byefeliciax]

£78 of £20,000 raised.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

£78 of £20,000 raised.

How much does she spend on makeup and micellar water? I'm not saying mums can't have nice things but surely you'd prioritise?

 

[Foxvint]

How much does she spend on makeup and micellar water? I'm not saying mums can't have nice things but surely you'd prioritise?

I'm guessing she uses a hammer and chisel to remove it, not micellar water.

 

[byefeliciax]

I’m not sure she even removes it, think she just tops it up each day.

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

I'm guessing she uses a hammer and chisel to remove it, not micellar water.

I do believe she uses water to remove it, it’s just not miceller it’s from the drainage ponds in Chernobyl.

 

[Prissypaws]

I see they need a new tumble dryer. This is the kind of thing DLA could be used for, if the tumble dryer is getting used lots for the disabled child(ren) eg frequent changes of clothes, bedding etc. Fill the forms in fgs

 

[Hold my beans]

If she has any children in receipt of DLA she can apply to the Family Fund for white goods. I'm sure she's well aware of this already

 

[byefeliciax]

If she has any children in receipt of DLA she can apply to the Family Fund for white goods. I'm sure she's well aware of this already

She has multiple disabled children, so she can apply for multiple FF grants if she needs to - separate applications for each child.

When I applied it said you don’t even need to be in receipt of DLA, I just used hospital/SEND reports as evidence and got approved straight away.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

She has at least 3 kids who get DLA and I’m sure she will have applied to the family fund.

Don’t forget she got nearly £12,000 from her grift last June.

 

[pumbilical cord]

I went out last night and wore make up. I don't often wear make up but I enjoy it when I do. However, during the whole process our Reann was in my head as a what not to do guide. I decided to leave off the eyeliner, just incase.

 

[Prissypaws]

The boobs are out

Eta - 10 kids

(and the dark hair looks so much better)

 

[byefeliciax]

TEN KIDS?!

 

[FlashBoof]

Her poor neighbours. It must be quite something, the chaos that comes with a Twitter addicted mother of ten. And it is entirely unsurprising that the eldest few have legged it as soon as they humanly could.

 

[byefeliciax]

Did we ever find out why she had been reported to social services and how that equates to bullying?

Not being funny, but if I knew someone was a stay at home mum to 10 children and half of them were disabled I think I would be popping in a referral, not as a criticism, but to ensure they were accessing all available support - practically, emotionally, and financially.

 

[Foxvint]

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She gave them all broth without any bread,
And did her face like a blind clown whose arm just went dead.