PTWM #199 The nipple, the mullet and the beaker of toddler pee

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My god she honestly forgets what she posts within in minutes….the first quote she posted showed a payment of £274 a month totally just over £3 grand a year then she is moaning she can’t find anything for less than £500 a month/£6 grand….make it make sense 😫
I'm wondering if he did actually crash his moped and they didn't declare it on the initial quotes and now they have it's changed the options somewhat.
 
No way I'd let KDIL stay in my house. She's bleeping rotten. Bet she stinks. The whole house will need fumigated once she's gone. Poor Linda is gonna be run ragged.🤢🤢🤢
Perhaps laura is coming around for a deep cleanse of her fur burger.
It will be cleaner than it's been in years after a few goes on Rachel's magical bidet.
My husband has the pleasure of using one recently in a hotel. We had hours of fun and laughter. There's a temperature control, pressure control, front and back water jet positions.
Then a proper blow dry.
It did take 5 minutes longer on the toilet, and the novelty wore off after a few days. I prefer toilets with a little shower attachment on, you can have a quick wash and it's done.
But I am pleased for laura that she getting herself cleaned up, after all, her fanny is her livelihood 🤩.
 
A cup of coffee is more important to Slosh than his own son passing his test. His priorities are fucked, she's probably gritted her teeth at him to keep quiet.
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Did she mention previously that the moped was stolen off the drive, I can't remember 🥴
 

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if seb had a payout for the moped being still stolen that will go against him unfortunately as he has made a claim previously. His age will also go against him, 3 door cars like he has are also more expensive (no idea why) and it will also depend on the engine size of his car.

HOWEVER - the 2 times my kids have had cars, the learner insurance they had continues when they pass their test. The price does go up, but both times we had it, we knew how much it would be from taking out the policy. All we had to do was call to say they had passed. I assumed that was the norm, but maybe not, it was a couple of years ago.

maybe she should have tried the insurance company her and Betsy did adverts for 😂
 
Can't they do a multi car policy like they did with Betsy (which looked more like fronting but let's keep that quiet). Seems a bit too dramatic and when did she mention that his moped got stolen off the drive when she's got cctv cameras everywhere?
Almost as though neither of the boys actually live there🤔

He’s a bleeping adult, let him sort it himself! Jesus she just has to enable them in every aspect of their lives. We’ve all gone through this, you give advice and you let them sort it out.
 
If it was stolen off the drive she’s got that many cameras pointed at it, she’d have definitely posted a video or stills of the ‘theif’

She definitely mentioned that it was stolen from his work which we thought at the time may have been a ruse to cover up a crash which featured in the local news at time.

pretty certain she’s never mentioned anything being stolen from her drive before 🤥🤥
 
If it was stolen off the drive she’s got that many cameras pointed at it, she’d have definitely posted a video or stills of the ‘theif’

She definitely mentioned that it was stolen from his work which we thought at the time may have been a ruse to cover up a crash which featured in the local news at time.

pretty certain she’s never mentioned anything being stolen from her drive before 🤥🤥
I didn't think having a vehicle stolen would wack the premium up as much.as that? I think he crashed it .
 
I thought seb crashed his moped?
Or maybe I missed something about it being stolen off the drive…

but we all know what Rs like if it was stolen off the drive she would of posted “evidence” of someone stealing it?
Like she violated her husband’s privacy when he was out on the drive naked.
She’s got cctv on the drive so how did it get stolen without anyone noticing??
 
this was on the live from the time, she says seb was at work till midnight and the moped had been stolen and he didnt want to call them and worry them at that time of night but he called the police and 111. As usual its all as clear as mud, but i think the general census here was that it was a cover up for seb and that it was actually him and his mate that crashed into the house

So many holes in that story. Two boys on the moped and only one had a helmet on. If the police know that they must have footage so could identify who it was. Why would someone already with a helmet steal a moped, normally it’s opportunists. Seb was in his too With his friend at 8am after finishing at midnight and had his friend staying over. And as if by magic two boys crashed the bike in to house?

Police officer Marshall would know you can easily delete CCTV footage from their driveway to show they didnt leave again.

as always I never trust a word that comes out of that woman’s mouth.
 
Don’t know how to screen record I’m afraid but I found it funny when R was talking to Linda in the kitchen and Sloshy walks in. There’s a comment about how much Linda has missed him all week and R adds ‘because he’s been at work’. Surely Linda knows he’s been to work or does R need to get in there first to make sure no one forgets their lines and slip up where he’s been? My guess would be birding seeing as he had his binoculars on when he come home from ‘work’ a couple of days ago.

It’s one thing to be a liar (and a bad one at that) but to get other people including your family in on it too is low. Teaching the kids it’s ok to lie as long as it makes money then?
 
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