Property Boss #2 Turkey teeth, roast beef Shieldsy loves the filtered mingers and a plate of fish fingers!

[wityeplayinat]

Or a fetish that he wants no 1 to know

I’m not ruling out a belly button fetish

 

[steffi69]

Please someone explain to me WHY would the bush get hair extensions and Botox? Nothing and I mean nothing would fix her! Rosie stop spending your weans benefits trying to get some cock

Most of the ‘dogs’ on TikTok are getting Botox, fillers, hair ext, doing make up tutorials! But still no Getty g shagged

He absolutely puts me in mind of Tommy now that he's been mentioned! I don't know why I didn't already see it even that same way of talking surely he's no modelled himself on Tommy bleeping Sheridan

Pair of pricks

 

[singlelife]

God knows


wasn’t even him there anyway his body was taken over By they horny hackers again ffs

Whit wan eh yeas done it?? That’s descustang

 

[Cass_25]

Or a fetish that he wants no 1 to know

some sort a documentary type fetish- Alan the estate agent who has sex with fish finger pieces smeared in tomato sauce n hunners a vinegar.

 

[singlelife]

some sort a documentary type fetish- Alan the estate agent who has sex with fish finger pieces smeared in tomato sauce n hunners a vinegar.

Here we have Allan who now he is over the hill has been abandoned by his pack & had to go “cooncil “
Cooncil maws, cooncil dinners, cooncil fashion & more degrading cooncil drugs. He has tried desperately to join other groups but can’t get out of the cooncil system. Soon he will have to apply for a cooncil hoose

 

[Cass_25]

Here we have Allan who now he is over the hill has been abandoned by his pack & had to go “cooncil “
Cooncil maws, cooncil dinners, cooncil fashion & more degrading cooncil drugs. He has tried desperately to join other groups but can’t get out of the cooncil system. Soon he will have to apply for a cooncil hoose

howling . Mad Alan the homeless swinging estate agent

 

[wityeplayinat]

howling . Mad Alan the homeless swinging estate agent

Allan, showing a young couple round a 5 bedroom detached house on the outskirts of Lenzie. They enter the lounge and Alan says “and here we have the living room. A great space for parties…if you know what I mean”

 

[Muchbee]

I’m not ruling out a belly button fetish

Fish finger fetish? Infact he might have a vinegar fetish he feels strongly about his vinegar.

 

[singlelife]

Allan, showing a young couple round a 5 bedroom detached house. They enter the lounge and Alan says “and here we have the living room. A great space for parties…if you know what I mean”

And if you sign within 7 days you get this giant glass bowl …….handy to keep your keys in wink wink

 

[wityeplayinat]

And if you sign within 7 days you get this giant glass bowl …….handy to keep your keys in wink wink

That’s a selling point btw. Selling party pads to swingers

 

[teddywoo]

Allan, showing a young couple round a 5 bedroom detached house. They enter the lounge and Alan says “and here we have the living room. A great space for parties…if you know what I mean”

Then I come home and chase the maddy out my gaff trying to sell it when I was oot. Place reeking o hunners o salt and vinegar and boxes of iron on “Moncler” labels everywhere.

 

[singlelife]

Then I come home and chase the maddy out my gaff trying to sell it when I was oot. Place reeking o hunners o salt and vinegar and boxes of iron on “Moncler” labels everywhere.

Canny stop laughing

 

[teddywoo]

He must be pure sick of being told to get oot gaffs. Even his ane.

 

[wityeplayinat]

Then I come home and chase the maddy out my gaff trying to sell it when I was oot. Place reeking o hunners o salt and vinegar and boxes of iron on “Moncler” labels everywhere.

We could write a book on this

 

[Muchbee]

He must be pure sick of being told to get oot gaffs. Even his ane.
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Hahahaha has his da put him oot yet?

 

[Cass_25]

Hahahaha has his da put him oot yet?

He’s got the hoose reaking of vinegar it’s only a matter of time

 

[Muchbee]

He’s got the hoose reaking of vinegar it’s only a matter of time

He better pick a wumman and stick wi her before he ends up needing to kip in one of his clients houses that he's trying to punt. Squatters rights n aw that.

 

[teddywoo]

Alan trying to put us down but we don’t need to ask permission to have folk round to our houses because we are the mummy’s and daddy’s!! You can’t bring me down, you don’t even buy the toilet paper for the house.

 

[Muchbee]

Alan trying to put us down but we don’t need to ask permission to have folk round to our houses because we are the mummy’s and daddy’s!! You can’t bring me down, you don’t even buy the toilet paper for the house.
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Da please can my other burd stay the night?

 

[Tiredgranny72]

Da please can my other burd stay the night?

Her 5 weans too