Popsy Clothing Cult #8 Why are you wearing a table cloth?

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PryingPenny said:
For those new to the thread or lost with the acronyms, here's a list of our main players: shamelessly edited @Claymorekick 's post, sorry if I've missed anyone!

Popsy is a 90% polyester brand that brings sweaty women together! Whilst we agree some look great in the dresses, the pressure to buy more each week with weekly releases and sneak peeks has the whiff of a cult about it!

Sandra (Cherish)- founder and creative director of Popsy. Sunny disposition, no ownership of the company... The popettes jump in to defend her against any questions or apparent criticism as they apparently believe she sews each garment by hand out of love for them

Greasy Greg- husband and Co director of Popsy with his Dad, has all the money and probably control but less of a face for a women's clothing brand

Nik- Popsy employee, social media grumpy face aka Styleitbadlywithme.

Tim(add whatever female name or funny phrase onto the end) - suspected AGP enjoying purple dresses, male pattern baldness and fiddling about with organs

Danielle- see above but add swimming, and more TRA activity.

TAFKARB - used to be Red Bob but now has added some 'mauve' in so now known as The Artist Formally Known As Red Bob. Twirls in the bedroom mirror with no concern about what's showing in her room... Including sex toys

Gummy- oversharer extraordinaire, married to SexandthecityStevefromWish. Thinks she's on some hidden camera show but really just has an ordinary life.

Crazy Door Lady - takes all her photos in front of a door, occasionally with wacky props obsessed with blouson, seems to have gone AWOL, perhaps to Caroline dress room craziness

Puddle Duck - has a double barrelled name and is very posh. Military wife, new customer model, weird toes!

Doc Marten lady - wears Doc Martens with her dresses, uses her own wide belts and generally thought to be one of the rare cult members who always looks good!

JL - young grifter who writes essays, usually about cardigans or necklines

Loopy Rita aka Tena Lady or Tights Lady, takes the weirdest photos, seems like a good egg

Wendy aka Sunday night screenshotter aka booty photo fan. Shares the details of the Sunday sneak peeks to the masses even though she's not paid by them.

Bin lady- started off taking outfit photos next to the bins in her garden, tried to stop but realised it was her popsy personality now.

Please comment anyone I've missed, looking forward to another bobby thread with you all!
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Brilliant summary but surely you should have started your post with

TW……contains reference to weirdos!

We also have the daily ballerina lady 🩰 name rhymes with Randy.

I also thought you ended it with looking forward to another ‘booby’ thread, reference to Danny Boy and his drawn on breasts 😂
 
MotorheadLife said:
Ok, for the banned which lunatic is puddle dick? Has she got short blonde hair? Also which one is dm lady?

Daniel, well i actually thought that he was genuine. Massive change of mind. He’s dangerous. He’s not ok to be forcing his ideas down any young peoples throats. Sandra needs to step in and ban him.
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Piddledick is doubled barrel, always hands in pockets, always in search of perfect bit of furniture, forces wife I think? Shortish blonde hair bit thin on top looks like she talks with a bit of a lisp and probably has a stick up her arse. If you haven't guessed she is the one that annoys me the most (I've just noticed perfect auto correct on her name and I'm not changing it 😂😂)
I had to search for DM lady at first as she's one that never stood out tbh and I concur with what others have said. Even tit can have a bit of glitter in it!


Also what the actual duck is up with Wendy? Her poses are identical, coy semi full length, coy bend over show boobs, very cheek bum shot and very rude dirty look on her face in the last one? Or is it just me?
 
MotorheadLife said:
I’m one of the banned so I can’t remember her, any more clues?

daniel is no bettter than Timbo the dimbo.
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There are photos at the end of the last thread, a screenshot with a little collection. Danielle often has a headband and very pink colours on, and in those photos is wearing a bikini
 
ZeroCraic said:
The boots with the jumpsuit are not a good look.

The jumpsuit has the potential to be quite nice - but how see through it is? I have a similar style from Hell Bunny and it comes with a sewn in opaque black playsuit underneath so nothing dodgy is on display.
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I'm sure that was the one on the sneak peek where you could see Sandra Cherish's face through when she held it up so I think that is your answer!
 


You have my dress
I spent loads, I confess
Maybe in magazines
My 'style' won't be seen
Baby, 'cause in the dark
We dress-up for a lark
And that's when you need me there
With the group I'll always share
Because
When the selfie clicks, we'll stick together
Told you I'll overshare forever
Said to my imaginary friend
Took an oath, I'ma stick it out to the end
Now I'm claiming more than ever
Know I look better than Daniella
But don't stand under Timberella
Or you'll see his little fella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Do you think that I should tell 'er, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh?
Why's she wearing boots that are yella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh?
Can I complain about bobbles to the seller, ella, ella, eh, eh eh?
 
Livia Fantasy said:


You have my dress
I spent loads, I confess
Maybe in magazines
My 'style' won't be seen
Baby, 'cause in the dark
We dress-up for a lark
And that's when you need me there
With the group I'll always share
Because
When the selfie clicks, we'll stick together
Told you I'll overshare forever
Said to my imaginary friend
Took an oath, I'ma stick it out to the end
Now I'm claiming more than ever
Know I look better than Daniella
But don't stand under Timberella
Or you'll see his little fella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Do you think that I should tell 'er, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh?
Why's she wearing boots that are yella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh?
Can I complain about bobbles to the seller, ella, ella, eh, eh eh?
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This is amazing 👏 🤣
 
Livia Fantasy said:


You have my dress
I spent loads, I confess
Maybe in magazines
My 'style' won't be seen
Baby, 'cause in the dark
We dress-up for a lark
And that's when you need me there
With the group I'll always share
Because
When the selfie clicks, we'll stick together
Told you I'll overshare forever
Said to my imaginary friend
Took an oath, I'ma stick it out to the end
Now I'm claiming more than ever
Know I look better than Daniella
But don't stand under Timberella
Or you'll see his little fella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Do you think that I should tell 'er, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh?
Why's she wearing boots that are yella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh?
Can I complain about bobbles to the seller, ella, ella, eh, eh eh?
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Genius 😂🤣😂
 
Livia Fantasy said:


You have my dress
I spent loads, I confess
Maybe in magazines
My 'style' won't be seen
Baby, 'cause in the dark
We dress-up for a lark
And that's when you need me there
With the group I'll always share
Because
When the selfie clicks, we'll stick together
Told you I'll overshare forever
Said to my imaginary friend
Took an oath, I'ma stick it out to the end
Now I'm claiming more than ever
Know I look better than Daniella
But don't stand under Timberella
Or you'll see his little fella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Do you think that I should tell 'er, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh?
Why's she wearing boots that are yella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh?
Can I complain about bobbles to the seller, ella, ella, eh, eh eh?
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Why is she wearing boots that are yella 😂😂😂

Don’t you know they are gold!!!
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