Popsy Clothing Cult #14 Well done Sandra you've got an actual <redacted> in the group

[Mr Krabs]

I shan’t be going away for Easter as I’ll be spending that money on even more polyester. My basement husband and autistic child are upset so I’ll take some crying selfies in the hopes that Sandra will pity me and send me some free socks.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

The bleeping ballerina pose

 

[anniemouse]

Very disappointed in ChatGTP tbh...

It’s a bit like when someone was shite on x-factor and Cheryl would say “you really made it your own”

 

[ProfessorColdheart]

Tempted to do an intervention by making a fake profile posing as another incarnation of Alan Wayne Gacy and commenting on all her posts about how turned on he is by her tights'clad feet in the hope that she will get the ick and stop doing this intensely annoying pose.

"I would love to run my hands over the ankle folds in your tights. . . "

 

[glittrpi]

Very disappointed in ChatGTP tbh...

Didn’t do too badly for me

In a world of fashion's twist,
Popsy clothing, oh what a miss!
With waistbands high as towering walls,
And patterns childish, they make us bawl.

Polyester, sweaty, clingy and tight,
Oh what a sight, what a plight!
For those who love a fetish, snug,
But for the rest, it's just a bug.

So here's a toast to popsy wear,
With waistbands high and patterns rare,
May you find joy in your polyester spree,
But please, oh please, let me be free!

 

[boojange]

"I would love to run my hands over the ankle folds in your tights. . . "

" Let me caress your seam..."

 

[Donniedonkey118]

The bleeping ballerina pose

I hear ya.
Those tights are a grim colour.
Bet her trotters stink too.

 

[anniemouse]

" Let me caress your seam..."

…and fondle your gusset

 

[MotorheadLife]

Are we sure that ballerina person isn’t Alan Wayne Gacy in disguise….

 

[Lalalemon]

…and fondle your gusset

Well that put me off me tea! Sweaty polyester clad gussets!

 

[Fillyjonk]

Are we sure that ballerina person isn’t Alan Wayne Gacy in disguise….

Yes, she shows her face.

And from the look of that woeful attempt at pointed toes, she's about as much a ballerina as Ann Widdecombe.

 

[HoochieMama]

I bet Gummy will have a big tale of woe and how bad her life is, complete with 200 photos that are completely irrelevant to the question…

i read that as “I met Gummy” lol

 

[JerricaBenton]

That pose gives me the rage and she looks like an absolute idiot. And they are the UGLIEST shoes ever.

 

[MotorheadLife]

i read that as “I met Gummy” lol

I think that would be the most boring thing to ever happen to me…

 

[Lalalemon]

I think that would be the most boring thing to ever happen to me…

Noooo, it would be totally crazy! Just like the Gumster herself!

 

[Fillyjonk]

I'd definitely be locking up my valuables if I ever met Gummy the grifter.

 

[Mr Krabs]

I hear ya.
Those tights are a grim colour.
Bet her trotters stink too.

I’m not sure where you can even buy baby tit green tights. Are they Popsy?

I wish I could meet gummy so we could have a wild and crazy adventure in a garden centre.

 

[Justheretolurk]

WHY???

Those shoes really remind me of these…

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Those shoes really remind me of these…

I have a blue pair of these for wearing in the garden, my boyfriend bleeping hates them

 

[FourSeasonSoupObsessive]

Those green tights combined with the pose and the wrinkled fabric puts me in mind of one of those lizards that runs across hot sand awkwardly holding its feet up really high so they don’t get burned.

Who would want tights that highlight your bunions, and who would show that to the Internet