Not_A_Troll
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She’s virtually dislocating her fingers trying to give the impression of a waist
This body is out of stock... thank God !View attachment 1808532 q
I’m sorry but what the actual duck is this monstrosity? Apart from the fact that they don’t actually go together, they’re absolutely bogging!
I always think her mum looks like someone who has lost a lot of weight but just hasn’t bought any new clothes so continues to wear clothes that are 5 sizes too big for her. And if that’s her style then so be it but her dresses look like they were made for someone a lot bigger than her.Tbf the appalling dress sense runs in the family. I don't mind her mum's style. Everyone can wear what they want anyway and she seems to be an absolutely lovely lady, but I don't think her wardrobe is something you would see outside of England
Yes to this...she loves the garish floral shapeless tent look for sureI always think her mum looks like someone who has lost a lot of weight but just hasn’t bought any new clothes so continues to wear clothes that are 5 sizes too big for her. And if that’s her style then so be it but her dresses look like they were made for someone a lot bigger than her.
And the colours/patterns. She dresses a bit like an old eccentric lady (but only eccentric in the dressing, and not a fashioned one).I always think her mum looks like someone who has lost a lot of weight but just hasn’t bought any new clothes so continues to wear clothes that are 5 sizes too big for her. And if that’s her style then so be it but her dresses look like they were made for someone a lot bigger than her.
Because that way, she can wear a GG cup bra and pretend her tits are actually that sizeWhy do her bras always look so low? Like they’re a good few inches below where they should be. She’s clearly never been for a proper bra fitting. Her boobs would look so much better in a well fitting bra & she’d look smaller too if they were hoiked up to where they should be
That must be it. But the bottom of the cup must either be empty or filled with stomach fat.Because that way, she can wear a GG cup bra and pretend her tits are actually that size
I think she wears huge bras so she can scoop back fat etc up into it to make her look smaller and so she can seem like she has big boobs. Actually her boobs look average given her overall size / shape.That must be it. But the bottom of the cup must either be empty or filled with stomach fat.
Not a good look really. She always reckons she has a small waist (just under her boobs), if she pulled her boobs up to where they’re meant to be and put them in an appropriately sized bra, she would have a smaller waist.
The bra must be so uncomfortable too. Just sitting there in the wrong place.
Apart from that time she was trying on bras in M&S for her friends wedding and the one she bought only went up to an E cup. She's a pathological liar.Because that way, she can wear a GG cup bra and pretend her tits are actually that size
I mean, I think I get way more excited for fish and chips it's banging!!!And her last story, ladies and gentlemen, is why she’s had two failed WLS. She’s *that* excited about fish and chips! She’s a gluttonous pig and that’ll never change.
Dry as an old chip tbh. Pun intendedAnyone else think them chips look a bit tit for a chippy?
Yep and it looks like she's not having fish and chips she's just pinched one of the brothers chipsAnyone else think them chips look a bit tit for a chippy?