PLouise #4 2023 Come and blend away with me...babez

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Still not a bleeping clue what goes on there. Also every girl they show - their uniform is ill fitting and grubby. One has odd socks on with her filthy slippers. The other has a big dirty mark on her arse. It’s so shoddy.

“here I’m showing you the plouise express it’s a train where you can swatch products and then this bit is destination plouise where you can swatch products and here is the shop where you can swatch products” WHAT?! She hasn’t got a clue how to create brand identity apart from whacking her name everywhere.

why is there a train, a hot air balloon, blood sweat tears booths, castles…? Where is the cohesive brand?
It’s just a shop and a cafe, she’s just bought into every single tacky interior she could find.
Yeh they’ve had to do *yet another* video explaining how to go and what you can do there. Loves to call herself a boss babe CEO but she’s utterly clueless
 
She said the other day loads of stuff so we know she reads here (hence stealing the soft play idea lol) but then quickly insisted I DONT READ IT I DONT CARE (whilst addressing it so obviously you care) but also then saying that people close to her read it? Meaning they read stuff then go and tell her all the tit stuff people say about her? Great friends lol
 
My friend actually asked me if I wanted to go to the empire next week with our 2 year olds 🙃 she’s makeup obsessed so I get that side of it, but my boys in his “throw everything & rampage” era - sooo not pink aesthetic vibes. Those crayons will be all over the show. bet Paige will be sat upstairs looking through the window rocking 😂
No disrespect to your friend at all & it's adorable her little one loves makeup but as a makeup artist myself I don't want to be purchasing makeup for my professional makeup kit surrounded by children who have become obsessed with this brands packaging & gimics. This is a dig at the brand not the consumers. She is making money from a certain target audience but the image puts me off purchasing for my professional kit & I know a lot of my colleagues feel the same.
Also she started the brand for MUA's but has completely turned it into a novelty brand. The 1000's of sobs stories on the Facebook group also lower the appeal of the brand massively.
 
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Omg yeah the fb sob stories were so annoying! Everyone had one on the plouise group page! I loved when someone would upload a pic of their makeup and it was shite as if someone did it with their bad hand and in the dark and everyone would commenting like “omg babe amazing I love how you did your eyes xxx” just to make it seem like they were all “besties” but you know well the actual staff were defo screenshotting it and ripping the piss out of it in private
 
Omg yeah the fb sob stories were so annoying! Everyone had one on the plouise group page! I loved when someone would upload a pic of their makeup and it was shite as if someone did it with their bad hand and in the dark and everyone would commenting like “omg babe amazing I love how you did your eyes xxx” just to make it seem like they were all “besties” but you know well the actual staff were defo screenshotting it and ripping the piss out of it in private
People do it in the TikTok comments about the “empire” hoping that Paige is gonna give them freebies like give it a REST 😴
 
The self congratulating does my head in. It’s making me so sick. ‘I do sooo much for everyone and for charity and I give so much money away and LOOK I GIVE PEOPLE STUFF ARENT I SO GOOD?’
If you’re doing charitable things, keep it QUIET. It’s not for you to get congratulation, it’s to HELP the person in need. UGH I HAAAAAATE
 
She’s done daniel DIIIIIIIIIIRTY here.
That moose knuckle is no joke🙃

Moose knuckle HAHAHAHA
Imagine taking your sprog to the empire to meet Turkey teef boss babe and you’re welcomed into the cold pink storage unit by Daniel and his cock camel toe. At this point plouise has to be a consumerism social experiment it cannot be real, what a tit show
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Soon she will open a nursery in the plouise empire! 😂😂🤣🤣

PLouise childcare coming 2025 BABEZ
 
Somethings not right, all she keeps doing is crying as she keeps telling everyone, no documentary this week and no posts from her personally 🤔
 
Somethings not right, all she keeps doing is crying as she keeps telling everyone, no documentary this week and no posts from her personally 🤔
Seems to have lost a lot of staff very suddenly
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