Phoebe Court #5 Salt laden meals, hideous reels, there’s nothing about Smugnalls account that appeals

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I nearly crashed the car in bloody Tesco car park earlier thanks to the ridiculous names this twit has given her children!!! There was a proper herbie car - 2 stripes on it and everything - manoeuvring into a space in front of me, so of course the first thing I thought of was her (sad, I know) but then, as I passed the back of it I saw a big sticker on the back window for VANS shoes! all It needed was Mick Hucknall in the driving seat! I wanted to take a pic but there were too many other cars around and they would have thought I was a nutter laughing my head off taking a photo of a herbie car.

ChubsterMcGubster said:
I see Mick’s on the beg again with the necklace that she’s worn “every day for two years until coriander snapped it” obvs looking to be gifted another.
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I thought the exact same thing. She must have told them it was broken to get a new one. All the folks who legitimately buy from this small business will be funding freebs’ freebies 😡
 
ChubClubThug said:
Hahaha that's exactly what she's doing 😆 probably stuffing her face too while she's alone, so scooter doesn't grass her up to Jimbo Jet
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Scooter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I know we mentioned it earlier in the thread, but.... Mick, your Vessie does not go to school you fucktwit

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Smug smug smug 😂
 
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Snarky said:
What bleeping size is her house and how many rooms are in the attic alone?!?
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Don't you know she's on the bones of her arse this poor woman 😟 she only managed to go to dalby forest 49 times this year with her yearly membership family pass .. whilst she's been cooking her £400 a week shopping budget over her aga whilst her poor kids have to sit in two Stokee high chairs AND she's done this by only buying about £600 worth of new clothes plus 4 pair of new vans 😏
 
Wait till she really does have 2 kids to do the school run with, book bags, lunch boxes, PE bags galore, remembering this, that and the other every single day for each child, homework and after school activities, she will have something to moan about then! Doesn’t know she’s born, smugnall.
 
Mum123 said:
Wait till she really does have 2 kids to do the school run with, book bags, lunch boxes, PE bags galore, remembering this, that and the other every single day for each child, homework and after school activities, she will have something to moan about then! Doesn’t know she’s born, smugnall.
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I think she says “school run” to try and be relatable but is so far off the mark it’s irritating
 
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