Phoebe Court #22 Gardening no longer her favourite task, instead it’s back to the hot dog flask

[cherrypicker]

I’m still annoyed she got that fridge freezer. That’s a pretty poor show if her Stepmother kept it back for her or gave her the heads up when it went out. Shame on both of them, there’s no way Mick Fungal couldn’t get one new or on credit but that could have been perfect for a struggling family. And to brag about it all over Instagram! Bad Tudor

She will be feeling all smug due to buying from the charity shop as she’s ‘helping’ the charity out and thinking she’s being relatable buying from a charity shop - when all she’s done is deprive a family who were in real need and show what an absolute bell end she really is who’s so out of touch with society is a joke.
Oh and don’t get me started on the frigging lists!!!

 

[Wophie]

Two big flatbreads!? Some people will go hungry this year, but Mick isn't one of them

 

[Yorkshirewife]

So I have come to the conclusion that Mick is getting some sort of sexual thrill by roleplaying as working class. She probably fills in a Universal Credit form in the bedroom whilst being mounted from behind by Jimbo

This... I bleeping howled

 

[Lauz2427]

Two big flatbreads!? Some people will go hungry this year, but Mick isn't one of them

Only because she wrote it on her things to do. Poor cow would he starving if she didn’t have that list a reminder….

 

[bracket:bracket]

Phoebe Court #23: To do list: eat, blink, breathe, repeat

 

[ghostriderhere]

Phoebe Court #23: To do list: eat, blink, breathe, repeat

Phoebe Court #23: to do list - eat, blink, pretend I’m super busy but in reality I do duck all, repeat

 

[itsnotmyfaulthonest]

My husband forgot to cancel his Hello Fresh last week and we ended up with two random naan bread based meals. Both were listed with calories over 700 per portion. If she’s got two then that’s a decent chunk of her daily intake

 

[TeaNToast]

Who sat on the bench and broke it then?

 

[ChubClubThug]

Who sat on the bench and broke it then?

Alan and Jimbo going at it a bit too vigorously

 

[Jemi85]

Why does she always look like she’s just been swimming?

 

[francesthemute]

That is not the face of someone who hates being right.

She probably broke a sweat running for her phone for this one.

 

[Sparkle87]

Why does she keep pretending she has curly hair just dry the fucker you lazy tit

 

[Wophie]

My husband forgot to cancel his Hello Fresh last week and we ended up with two random naan bread based meals. Both were listed with calories over 700 per portion. If she’s got two then that’s a decent chunk of her daily intake

When I briefly subscribed I found a lot of the meals to be super high calorie

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Like a smug inflated Chad Kroger

 

[longtimelurker86]

This actually made me snort laughing
Absolutely bleeping genius post
Don‘t think anything else said in October is going to top that.

It’s okay, I’ve added it to my list every day since then and can safely say I have made it out of bed. Phew.

 

[Notforthegram]

Phoebe Court #23 : always looking like a drowned rat, denying she is fat, Jimbo boning Alan, he clearly prefers men.

 

[Eye_roll_central]

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Why does she think this hair style looks nice or suits her?!!! Who’s told her?! She looks like a drowned rat.

 

[Stimpii]

Thread suggestion.

Phoebe Court #23 She’s making a list, she’s checking it twice, money saving tips, who needs her advice.

 

[thepantsqueen]

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LOL that's such an accurate description of her

 

[SpindleWhorl]

I'm sure Mick will be on hand to scoff any leftovers

 

[C0ffeekid]

I'm sure Mick will be on hand to scoff any leftovers

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So THAT'S what Jumbo Jet has been up to at the weekends!