Phoebe Court #20 Always late for the school run, Jimbo showing us his front bum

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I am a lurker on this thread mostly but these last few posts have had be full on belly laughing . I bet her and Jimbo have not been near each other in years - if she lets her feet ( a part of the body that is exposed for others to see) then she must have a serious case of cottage cheese vagina ! It will be a full on jungle complete with crusty folds and a pube infestation . 🤢🤢🤢🤢

she is bleeping rank…
 
Why the duck is she outside checking on plants at 8am when he kids aren't even dressed for school yet? She would have less issues getting to school on time with less maternal rage if she stopped dicking around on a morning!!!!

But of course it's the kids fault they're always late 🙃
Yet every morning she's off doing something else like wrapping presents or in the garden.

She also constantly leaves them unattended and then wonders why she gets paint in her carpet.
 
Not sure whether it's ever been mentioned on here before, but her Twitter bio has her born in 1984 so that makes her 37/38. Genuinely can't believe she's only got 4 years on me 😳
She is not the same age has my hubby 😳 no way…. My hubby get told he looks in his late 20s… I want to see her birth certificate or passport 🤣 I don’t believe that for one mins she was born then.
 
I can honestly say I’m so appreciative of feebs as I’ve made a real conscious effort to remember to moisturise my feet each night since seeing that photo as I never want to get to that stage!! Who’d of thought after all these different half arsed attempts at becoming an influencer for slimming world, gardening, parenting, plus size fashion, cooking - manky feet would have the most influence 😂😂
 
Sorry I’m still blown away by the feet… the absolute shame that would fill my entire body if I even thought about going out with those tree bark trotters exposed to the world… I personally feel really self conscious wearing sandals out when the paint on my toenails are a bit chipped, or if my feet seem a bit dry. But this… I can’t get over how she’s published to thousands that her feet are literally rotting away!! Embarrassment
 
I can honestly say I’m so appreciative of feebs as I’ve made a real conscious effort to remember to moisturise my feet each night since seeing that photo as I never want to get to that stage!! Who’d of thought after all these different half arsed attempts at becoming an influencer for slimming world, gardening, parenting, plus size fashion, cooking - manky feet would have the most influence 😂😂


I got into bed and couldn't be arsed to get out to grab the moisturiser the first two nights after that story... but I remembered last night! 🙌
 
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