Phoebe Court #20 Always late for the school run, Jimbo showing us his front bum

[longtimelurker86]

I think being very overweight is a big factor in the state of the trotters

I would agree with this, to some extent. I am overweight (not on the scale of Mick mind you!) and my feet do suffer - this is also due to a foot injury I suffered 10 years ago too, HOWEEVEERRRR I actually look after them. I pay for a full blown pedicure once a month and also look after them in between because otherwise what’s the point of paying someone, and, I want to wear nice sandals in the summer!!

Being Overweight is defo a factor but hers is mostly down to just outright laziness on her part. She’s got time to plant a million bleeping plants and sit blinking on her stories but can’t look after her feet!? Must be the adhd

 

[ChubClubThug]

I dunno if I shared this before but it's coming out again!

 

[longtimelurker86]

I dunno if I shared this before but it's coming out again!

 

[Hastaggifted]

How many of us are going to be putting a bit of foot cream on tonight?! She’s finally influenced me!

I've slathered about 3 inches of moisturiser onto my feet. Mine look like babies feet compared to hers. She has Fully, fully influenced me

 

[Magentamarathon]

I have a confession.

Last time her feet were that bad, she shared a link to some foot cream and I bought it... probs on an aff link

From what I remember I used it twice... but you can guarantee I'm digging that out again!

 

[Eye_roll_central]

Imagine her trotters rubbing against Jim’s leg in the night

Hold on, maybe THIS is why she sleeps in the spare room he can’t bare to share a bed with those trotters

 

[Riddlemethis]

The feet. Oh my god the feet.
Her feet are absolutely manky and she’s obviously not washing them or her floors regularly enough.
I don’t wear socks in the house and sandals a lot and my feet aren’t like that.
I have seen cracks like that before on a patients feet though and it was because of their thyroid being so imbalanced, they also had diabetes. Got them started on meds and dressings to her feet and it healed up.
I cannot believe she’s shared that. That’s not because she’s stopped using a moisturiser. She is neglecting her health and hygiene.

 

[Swarley]

How many of us are going to be putting a bit of foot cream on tonight?! She’s finally influenced me!

I genuinely went to my bathroom and dug out some of those moisturising socks after seeing that photo

 

[Mum123]

Sort your foul Fred Flintstone feet out!! You'll need more than some poxy cream from Home Bargains! They need poly filler, a dewalt grinder and rendering

Howwwwwwww has someone in this century got a foot like that?! Well we know she's from Tudor times but that bogging trotter is from another dimension. More cracks than the grand canyon

Imagine Jimbo having that cemented cheese grater rubbing on his leg seductively of an evening Jesus christ she stinks!

bleeping dead. Best Post EVER!

 

[cherrypicker]

I do get some dry skin on my heels and once I got a slight crack on my heel (no where near feebs level of crack) and my days it was so painful - I generally can’t even imagine how painful hers must be it looks so sore. Deffo putting cream on my feet tonight though

 

[You better werk]

I hope to duck she doesn't get the foot file on that heel

 

[Hastaggifted]

She needs polyfilla not cheap home bargains cream!

 

[Beanpop442]

can we please take a moment of reflection for the residents of Malton who have seen her rancid trotters in the flesh.

duck the home bargains cream, she needs a bleeping Farrier!!

 

[Beckyboo85]

It’s horror movie stuff! She needs a medical professional to look at them quick sharp!

 

[Mancnet]

The fact she says she has a chiropodist - really? What, a blind one?! She really is absolutely rank.

 

[user987654321]

I’m sorry but what the duck have I just seen on her stories what a scruffy cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mum123]

Think they need bleeping amputating, there's just no hope for them!

 

[wonderingtwirl]

If she tries to file them with the paddle she has got, surely she will make them bleed. Hope she doesn’t try it in the snug, it’ll be a blood bath. Like one bit is already red & inflamed. No amount of moisturiser is sorting that out.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Imagine the bacteria in her cracks I'm always* bare foot too but Jesus christ on a bike, Mary on the handle bars and Peter in the basket those hoofs are BAD!!!

 

[Eye_roll_central]

She’s recently been to a spa with these feet. How she has the nerve to flaunt them I will never know!! Plus she’s always got sandals on…does she realise just because she can’t see her feet when stood up that other people can!! She really that’s no shame and really no pride in her appearance has she! She looks more bedraggled by the weeks, it’s not a competition to who looks worse Feebs! Poor Jim