Phillip Schofield #50 Joan always thought Philth was gay and takes Holly's M&S wardrobe away!

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Belgian Bun said:
I went to Glastonbury in 1985 I think. Or 1984. Something like that. It rained the whole time. Fortunately we were staying in a B&B up the road. I think we gave up by the second day and went home. The rain was something else - mud was coming in the tops of my wellington boots. It was probably all right if you were off your tits, but I wasn't.

Here we go, 1985. By someone else, not me.
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And that is why I will never go to a festival!
 
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LadyMuck said:
Holly so down to earth. Not. A bloody helicopter
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She is quite insufferable. How she thinks she will win over people's opinion of her. It is almost as bad as queue jumping.

Alternatively look how the real stars of Glastonbury travel there.

Dave Grohl takes the TRAIN to his surprise Foo Fighters set at Glastonbury | Daily Mail Online


You are the man Dave Grohl! It is so easily done.
 
Carefree said:
Poor fella sounds like he was about to burst into tears throughout that video. So the soap awards were that weekend? Hmm, curiouser and curiouser.
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Was this turn the apparently rumoured declaration of ❤️
Post the removing from TM then?
He does look a little forlorn post a cleanse.
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LadyMuck said:
Holly so down to earth. Not. A bloody helicopter
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Why a helicopter? Well I will cringe for her when Climate change gets discussed on TM.
A bit unnecessary. Very unnecessary actually.
She is not even an artist on stage in some.rush.

Fancy opting to be photographed too 😬 quite right it has Queue Jump Vibes

I hope she got to her presenting slot on time 🧐
We can't wait for the exclusive coverage Holly
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LadyMuck said:
I bet Holly isn't sweating with the others, she'll be in an air conditioned winnebago probably
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Maybe she may attempt to be 'one of us" For PR purposes.
Let's face it the helicopter move is poor taste and hardly good advice from a PR point of View.

I wonder if she will meet up with her pal Fearne Cotton. Those 2 use to hang out a lot.
I thought they were a couple once 😄
 
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LadyMuck said:
I bet Holly isn't sweating with the others, she'll be in an air conditioned winnebago probably
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Deffo with her glam squad there and new fillers a few days ago to make sure she looks “fresh” all weekend; it’s funny how she always goes for that glowy girl next door look, but loves the fags, booze and coke 😂 her and Fearne are styled the opposite of their lifestyles!
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L3moning said:
I'd be surprised if they've not had sex with each other to be honest. See also, in a similar vein, but massively off topic, Alice Roberts and Nina Ramirez.
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Really? I never got that vibe from either of them … I share a mutual friend with Fearne and haven’t heard of anything like that.
 
Strawberry Tart said:
Me too. And I like a clean toilet, not a filthy portaloo shared by thousands. I suddenly feel very old!
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We can take comfort in the fact that most of the best headline acts are over 30, some even in their 60s or older.
On Sunday Elton John is playing the final leg of what he says is his last tour, so that will be historic.
I have no interest in Holly presenting anything from Glastonbury. In my mind Holly is the opposite of Sarah Cox, who has so much more personality and also more real and down to Earth.
Saw on the DM sidebar that Holly had a 12 hour boozy time. Hard to believe she's a mother of 3. Do they see their nanny more than her?
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OoolongGaboolong said:
If MM is currently being charmed by PS it's truly tragic. He has to ask himself where was PS before this all got made public? How much did PS care when he was working in a pub? Where was the attention then?
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I thought PS dumped MM when he was no longer young and cute? Like you say, where was PS when MM was working in a pub in Flookburgh?
Why would he be back with PS after he was flashing his wedding ring on TV, saying he's still married?
 
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shellie said:
I love Tom. Murder in Successville was hilarious. I tried to watch the US remake but it just wasn't the same.
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Slightly ashamed to say I was unfamiliar with him, just bought hubby a selection of tickets for comedy nights for xmas and this was the final show we did and the most enjoyable. Definitely going to check out his TV stuff now. He was brilliant and a definite 👍 to the schofe jokes 😂😂😂
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noravera said:
I wish I could have gone, it was sold out by the Time I knew it was happening, glad it was good though!
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That's a shame, there were 4 empty seats I front of me, 2 of them front row!
 
Professor Yaffle said:
She is quite insufferable. How she thinks she will win over people's opinion of her. It is almost as bad as queue jumping.

Alternatively look how the real stars of Glastonbury travel there.

Dave Grohl takes the TRAIN to his surprise Foo Fighters set at Glastonbury | Daily Mail Online


You are the man Dave Grohl! It is so easily done.
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Great guy DG, Dotty still would, we were saying we thought he should maybe let his beard grow over his double chin these days though 🤭

So, no more leaks from Cornwall? Has Philth's mum locked MM in the attic, all pissed off after the dog walker spotted him?
 
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