Phillip Schofield #45 Rule No.1 Don’t screw the crew

[mags]

Mike "Porky" Parry

 

[ReadySteadyGrift]

The guy on the panel didn't get the 'wear something neon' memo

 

[Baconbutties]

God they are showing excerpts of his interview again. Even the husband who isn't really arsed about it all doesn't believe his crap. So in the space of 6 months he went from getting him a job to have a 'relationship' with him. I smell bullshit.

 

[Doc]

I cant stop staring at it waiting for it to crinkle up

That’s what Jason Donovan said.

 

[afrozenpea]

How many minutes in to the schofield interview did he invoke caroline flack? I've only seen a clip, and in that he huffed and puffed and said nothing in particular, and then dropped her name like it had been previously agreed as a speaking point that he knew he had to mention.

 

[Blueblue123]

Another thing, it's only been a week! Phil's defenders are acting as though the backlash has been going on for ages and stopping him from moving on. We're still reacting. It's a completely normal timeframe and reaction to this kind of news. We're being gaslit.

 

[Leelah]

Who’s the one with bright yellow hair?

Bladdy heck my eyes haha

 

[JulesC]

Phillip Schofield #46 Phil fingered Gordon the Gopher for years

(credit to Mark Dolan for this one )

 

[Pinkgreywhite]

His key response every time was to use the words
UTTERLY UTTERLY DEVASTATED

hole.
Everything he said made my skin crawl. I’m no body language expert but he kept rubbing and touching his nose and kept looking down at the floor Princess Di style - he was just lying out of his arse.

 

[AllieBee]

Haha Marks just offered MM a job! Take him up on it MM.

 

[LadyMuck]

Mark offered MM a job at gb news!

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

I just briefly explained the PS-MM history to my 15 year old. All I said was that they first met when MM was 15, then he ‘somehow’ started working at ITV and then PS started sleeping with him.

I said PS says there was no grooming and it was all a consensual, adult relationship, and he’s very sorry now it’s public knowledge.

My son’s reaction?
“Yeah I bet he is now it’s public knowledge and he’s lost his job. No one’s buying it, are they?”

(My 15 year old does not identify as straight, btw, so there’s no homophobia in my house)

 

[Dotty Merton]

How many minutes in to the schofield interview did he invoke caroline flack? I've only seen a clip, and in that he huffed and puffed and said nothing in particular, and then dropped her name like it had been previously agreed as a speaking point that he knew he had to mention.

first sentence i think

 

[SilverBells]

Phil's gone through about £3ks worth of Lost Mary's since last Thursday. He's not going to have much money left at this rate

He can't even get down the cornershop for anymore in case he gets spat on

 

[Doc]

Aw Mark offering MM a job

 

[XNosey-parkerX]

I have spent the last 30 minutes explaining to my 70 year old inlaws "what the fuss is all about".

They are now very clear on said "fuss".

 

[afrozenpea]

Princess Di style

maybe he was too scared to go out to boots and buy some black eyeliner.

 

[jenny265]

Mark Dolan offering MM a job at GBN … good on him!

 

[afrozenpea]

first sentence i think

thanks. really says it all.

 

[AllieBee]

Oooh Mike Porkie Parry, spilling some beans there!