Paging Mr Morrow #10 He can't grill in a fedora and button up but he can swim in them.

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I have no idea how he fit on that ride.

(Well, clearly his gut was on top of the restraint and he had his upper body stretched as far as he could)

But it wasn’t long ago *I* didn’t fit because of my gut and thighs. He stuffed himself on there. No WAY he is fitting on velocicoaster.
 
One thing I've noticed are a lot of young girls fawning over the sight of "Mr. Morrow" in the backgrounds of some shots of him walking around parks. Do you guys think Nate could have some kind of sad sex addiction where he uses random sex as a replacement for more deeper intimacy? Addicts like Nate often don't stop at food and drink. I think Nate also craves flesh. He probably finds a young girl and uses his Morrow clout to talk his way into their pants. But it's not even fun sex, it's a pitiful ED riddled hour of blowjobs just to get hard, only to perhaps finish too soon, and spend the rest of the night wanting to be held...awkward!
 
NateHate said:
One thing I've noticed are a lot of young girls fawning over the sight of "Mr. Morrow" in the backgrounds of some shots of him walking around parks.
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I may have spotted the same girls you noticed in his last video (around the 14:35 mark?), but I thought they were laughing at him behind his back moreso than fawning over him.

I'd prefer not to think about Nate's sex life, though it wouldn't be surprising if up-and-coming vloggers tried to use him in an attempt to build their own audiences. Isn't that what we suspected about that chick (Serena?) who appeared in a bunch of his videos last Spring? It seemed as if she was in every one of them, and then she never showed up again.
 
DukeOfKent said:
I may have spotted the same girls you noticed in his last video (around the 14:35 mark?), but I thought they were laughing at him behind his back moreso than fawning over him.

I'd prefer not to think about Nate's sex life, though it wouldn't be surprising if up-and-coming vloggers tried to use him in an attempt to build their own audiences. Isn't that what we suspected about that chick (Serena?) who appeared in a bunch of his videos last Spring? It seemed as if she was in every one of them, and then she never showed up again.
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Once Nate musters up enough strength for his "love confession" they've had enough of it and can't go on.
 
NateHate said:
One thing I've noticed are a lot of young girls fawning over the sight of "Mr. Morrow" in the backgrounds of some shots of him walking around parks. Do you guys think Nate could have some kind of sad sex addiction where he uses random sex as a replacement for more deeper intimacy? Addicts like Nate often don't stop at food and drink. I think Nate also craves flesh. He probably finds a young girl and uses his Morrow clout to talk his way into their pants. But it's not even fun sex, it's a pitiful ED riddled hour of blowjobs just to get hard, only to perhaps finish too soon, and spend the rest of the night wanting to be held...awkward!
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Hung like a tuna can.

NateHate said:
Once Nate musters up enough strength for his "love confession" they've had enough of it and can't go on.
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I have reached the point where absolutely nothing he does or could do in his videos interests me in the least.

speculating about his love interests and the re-emergence of Little Nate however is endlessly amusing.
 
DukeOfKent said:
I may have spotted the same girls you noticed in his last video (around the 14:35 mark?), but I thought they were laughing at him behind his back moreso than fawning over him.

I'd prefer not to think about Nate's sex life, though it wouldn't be surprising if up-and-coming vloggers tried to use him in an attempt to build their own audiences. Isn't that what we suspected about that chick (Serena?) who appeared in a bunch of his videos last Spring? It seemed as if she was in every one of them, and then she never showed up again.
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I still say that he came on to her and she threw up on him and ran away never to be seen again.
 
DukeOfKent said:
I may have spotted the same girls you noticed in his last video (around the 14:35 mark?), but I thought they were laughing at him behind his back moreso than fawning over him.

I'd prefer not to think about Nate's sex life, though it wouldn't be surprising if up-and-coming vloggers tried to use him in an attempt to build their own audiences. Isn't that what we suspected about that chick (Serena?) who appeared in a bunch of his videos last Spring? It seemed as if she was in every one of them, and then she never showed up again.
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Doesn’t he have disabled sperm??
 
Anyone remember Erica who Nate hung out with once in awhile a couple of years ago? She was a brunette (with a lot of hair), liked her bourbon, was from Chicago, and had a channel with her brother. For the life of me I can't remember the name of her channel. All I remember is that she DISappeared as fast as she appeared.
 
Nate's Top Button said:
Anyone remember Erica who Nate hung out with once in awhile a couple of years ago? She was a brunette (with a lot of hair), liked her bourbon, was from Chicago, and had a channel with her brother. For the life of me I can't remember the name of her channel. All I remember is that she DISappeared as fast as she appeared.
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What happened to his "running friend"? Did he scare her off youtube as well? Seems like any female he becomes "friends" with ends up vanishing from youtube.
 
MichaelKaysHairyBack said:
What happened to his "running friend"? Did he scare her off youtube as well? Seems like any female he becomes "friends" with ends up vanishing from youtube.
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I think this is her.
She's not exactly a prolific YouTuber, but she seems to still be around. She probably realized that, despite his large subscriber numbers and interest in Disney, his stuff's not really in line with her "brand".

Anybody else expecting all of these Disney vloggers to give each other mono by eating off of each other's plates and sharing drinks?

When I saw him insist that the workers at the Japan pavilion write his entire stupid channel name on his little sake box, I wondered if they might have modified it a little bit, so I aimed the Google Translate app at the screen. Now, the app isn't 100% accurate, especially with handwriting, but here's what it said...
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I posted something similar in the Adam the Woo thread, but seeing those painting photo ops has me thinking of the "Living Classics" pageant from Arrested Development.



I think we need to see Nate as Adam, complete with cutoffs. Some slight modifications may be necessary.
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^I was going to edit Nate's face into that image, but 1) I thought that might be a little too mean and 2) I didn't want to look at either that image or his face any longer.
 
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Nate's Top Button said:
Anyone remember Erica who Nate hung out with once in awhile a couple of years ago? She was a brunette (with a lot of hair), liked her bourbon, was from Chicago, and had a channel with her brother. For the life of me I can't remember the name of her channel. All I remember is that she DISappeared as fast as she appeared.
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All Things Parks is the name of thier youtube. She posts new stuff infrequently and brother not on as much in the new stuff.
 
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